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I was having a terrible day until I watched that "Goodbye" video by that Supermarket Spree Killer who thought he was the soul of a female Danny Phantom villain trapped in the body of man, and it reoriented my perspective.
Pretty funny stuff.
If he hadn't killed anybody I couldn't have been convinced it was anything other than satire.

I was wondering if /r9k/ had any free resources for identifying or dealing with emotional issues. Optimistically like a free psychotherapy session, though obviously this doesn't exist.

I've had a lot of social/sexual embarrassment of late in a rather public forum with people that I work with no less and it's incredibly painful and recurring pretty much everyday. My situation is of course not at all hopeless, and I'm pretty good at hiding my emotional insecurities most of the time, and have a reasonable chance at projecting a normal life.
However I've noticed a lot more intrusive thoughts lately as a result, and have even started involuntarily whisper verbalizing them ("god please kill me", "I'm going to hurt somebody some day", "I'm going to hurt a lot of people some day","somebody chop off my head"). I'm absolutely 100% certain that these statements carry no actual intent behind them but express frustration through the exercise of the shock.

Is there free way for me to identify if I have some sort of serious or mild or partial social anxiety or compulsion?
I guess that's not really what I'm asking.
I guess I really do just want somebody to talk to who will validate that I'm broken or something.
Are there free therapists?

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Feels thread?
lonely saturday edition

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Did you buy your ticket for the $575 Million powerball drawing?

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>have listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA ironically literally hundreds of times

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHA

ARE YOU DUMB NIGGERS STILL POSTING ON THIS BOARD?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I, CIARA, GUARDIAN OF IRELAND AND ALL THE GAELIC REALMS, HAVE MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE WHILE YOU ABSOLUTE LOSERS ARE STILL MAKING "MEMES" AND TALKING ABOUT BOIPUCCIS. FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS.

FUCK "KOREAN" ANON, THE SHIT-EATING FAGGOT. FUCK EATON, THE ANOREXIC CUNT. FUCK GUY, THE DUMB JEW CUNT. FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS. FUCK YOU ALL.

I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL. THE WHITE RACE WILL RISE UP AND I WILL SMITE YOU ALL. CANT WAIT.

I love that you're all still here. Nothing but losers. I was always a success, for I am Ciara. I am a successful person, meanwhile you cosmopolitan scum wallow in your own semen in your bedrooms.

I will never be defeated. Never. The ideals that surround me are untouchable. They will outlast me and you -- the Volk will live on.

I have a dedicated plan. A plan whereby I cleanse Ireland of all non-Whites. Can't wait desu.

All you faggots will be killed too. All of you. What losers. HAHAHAHAHAHHAajahahahahhahahhaHHHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

I AM HERE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, FOREVER. I WILL END YOU ALL HAHAHJAHJJAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAH

NEVER MESS WITH ME.

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>people try and say this board and site are misogynistic
>in actuality 80% of the hate on this site is directed towards males

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

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i used to be a ifunny normie but i have changed and become a newfag in the last couple days im autistic btw due to my aspergers so i will fit right in wont i. Am i accepted r9k

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>Graduated high school
>Disowned my parents
>Lost my job
>Got robbed
>Can't sleep worth a shit without meds
What do?

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I would never rape a woman because I don't want to go to jail or cause them emotional damage they will take with them the rest of their life.
I would however rape a decent trap balls deep and violate every single hole until I get out all of my sexual rage that's been only building since I was 12. Best part is it doesn't matter if you get caught. No one gives a shit. Plus there's no long term emotional damage since they were going to an hero once they realize HRT was a mistake and they should have just grown the fuck up.

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Currently drinking myself stupid again because I hate myself, life, and everything. And what are you up to Robots?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwlesWn38RI

>Anon come on lets dance, I love this song!!

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It feels like one day I was a little boy and I fell asleep snuggled up to my mommy, and when I woke up I was twenty years old in a shitty cramped apartment being told that I need to get a job by my mom while she drinks her nightly wine.

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>"Oh hey Anon, I hope you don't mind that I'm using your shower. It's a little small, b-but that's fine! It's was such a hot day, we both got covered in sweat. H-hey, if you want to save water you could j-join me, only If you want to of course!"

How do you react?

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ITT: things all robots have in common

>we aren't important even to one person

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