i am very sad
can any fembot talk to me to cheer me up?
Does anyone else on here get vagina envy?
l don't think l really want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed... It feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
Are balding and masturbation correalated? I never had a problem balding and I devoloped a fetish and it was the only time I could pre cum and cum multiple times in a row and after doing it awhile I noticed half my was gone.
>tfw addicted to coffee / caffiene
fuck. who else got tricked by the brew jew?
Nothing really wrong with it, I'm just a pussy who can't go black. Just so damn bitter and gross tasting I like good tasting coffee. But then that's 9grams of sugar and 100 calories of creme
Anon. Please. Wait until I'm finished
"Anon get out now! I need to take a big stinky fat shit! Goddamnit too late - BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"
Things that normies say that piss you the fuck off:
>heeyy broo it's better being single trust me hahehahueha girls are too complicated maan
I love you, robot. No matter who you are, no matter what you've been through, no matter what your demons, I love you. I mean that. I truly mean that.
I'll always be here for you.
>There are girls on here who rate themselves 6+, yet claim they're "fembots"
Being an attractive woman in 2017 is LITERALLY EASY MODE. FUCK OFF AND DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE ANY REAL PROBLEMS.
When you were autistic during an exam, I start
>Study Computer Science at Uni
>"write down't what you know about deflation"
>"Opposite of inflation, the money gets more value over time..."
>autism kicks in
>"it's a bad thing because people will stop buying stuff like food and they starve to death."
>after exam prof wants to see me
>it's about that line and what I meant
>spends a minute explaining
>I finally realize
>I start laughing
>still passed the exam
>first exam in algebra
>first hot teacher I've ever had
>tight body with a tighter shirt barely containing her fat jewess tits
>spent the whole year thus far just staring at her tits
>day of the exam
>she didn't wear a bra
>live in the desert so the A/C is always set to max
>I'm sitting next to her son but her breasts are incredibly perky
>end up staring at her rock hard nipples the entire exam as she paces the room looking for cheaters
>erase my name and hand the exam in
>Teacher says if we don't understand a problem just do a smiley face and she'll help later
>Can't do the second page at all
>Look up and smile as broadly as possible
>Sit there smiling for at least two minutes and nothing happens
>Moved to special education three days later
>tfw your grandpa is dying of cancer
I feel so fucking horrible.
Anyone else here are *so* fed up with the increasing SJW shit about "muh privilege," "my cultural appropriation," "muh whiteness," "muh whites don't know the struggle," "muh male gaze," etc. that they're also considering carrying guns on them from now on?
I just can't take it anymore and need some added defense. Or at the very least, carrying some kind of weapon.
If you want to go with a less than lethal method I recommend using an tranq gun, mainly using elephant tranqs (some of em get really big)
If you want to go lethal, basically anything that can scratch one will kill em.
Today it's my twentieth birthday and I am still virgin, never had a gf and still haven't got any will to study nor work
I'd like to fucking die already, but on the other hand I don't want to, don't know if it's because I'm scared of that eventuality or it's because of the fact that despite all this, I still have hope.
The fact the makes me the saddest/bitterest is the fact that I'm not even ugly or fat, I am skinny and at least I'm a 7/10 (at least), but the fact that I am a bit timid, that I only fall in love of girls I know for a long time and that I speak my mind is becoming a huge problem to me
Also the fact that I still haven't found a thing that I seriously love to study or do I a huge problem too, everyday I grow more tired and bored, to the point I'm starting to think I might go to see a psychologist or something
What do anons? Anyone in this situation? I literally don't know how to solve these problems since they all seem to be related to some inherent traits of the way I think
I wish I can redo my life knowing everything I know now.
>would have not gotten fat
>would have asked my oneitis out
>would have actively made friends
>would have not dropped out of college
>would have tried to find a skill and work towards it
I feel there's no turning back at this point, I'm past the point of redemption. Fuck me. Why was I born a robot? Why did I have to be so nonfunctional in society?
>get in shape
>find the same or another oneitis and ask her out
>go back to college
>find an enjoyable skill and work towards it
I bet you're like 20 years old you faggot, you still have plenty of time to turn around
Your life isn't over, stop focusing so much on the past. Learn the lessons and proceed forward.
You don't want to look back in another 20 years and go "gee I wish I would have done stuff"
I feel you, OP
All the shit in my life I regret not doing
I may not have ended up any happier, but I at least wouldn't look back at my life with so much regret of what could have been
Hold your horses mate, I needa finish me fuarkin coffee before yoos is allowed to speak to me. Now get fuarked ya shitcunt and piss off back to pooftahville (AKA, Melbourne) while I finish me yummy fucking coffee
You're lucky I've had my coffee anon. I was very grumpy this morning but you timed that status right
I'm sorting myself out, slowly but surely. I might be failing daily, but lesser so each day so that someday i might win, and that's that.
HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM TODAY, ANON?
I'll be back tomorrow to check on you, make sure to post here.
I can't launch myself... I want to start but I'm nearly a decade late compared to people my age.
Me too. But we gotta start somewhere. There's always worse.