>got fired from retail cuck job, basically for stealing
>thought I'd feel relieved, as the place was wearing me down the seven years i blew at the place
>instead, I feel depressed about it
>how am I supposed to pay my student loan back, how can I aff8muh beer, etc
Dammit, I thought neets were supposed to be easygoing. I was more easygoing when I was a wage cuck
>>36632163
Greentext what happened. 7 years is a lot to throw away
>>36632163
I hope you were stealing the whole seven years.
You're gonna be pretty fucked. You needed a GOOD reference from that job. Probably gonna have to start at the bottom again somewhere else unless you put that degree to work
>>36632163
>stealing
what are you a nigger? being a NEET is only good if you have zero debt and have other people pay for your living expenses, not when you're nearing 30 and have bills and loans to pay
>try to make joke
>nobody laughs
>>36632106
>try not to make joke
>everybody laughs
>Trying to be serious
>Nobody takes me serious
Why so Sirius?
>give speeches in university speech class
>always serious and nervous
>teacher always laughs during my presentations
>says i should be a comedian i am so funny
>only student in calss that doesn't have to take the final because she gave all my speeches As
>cried for the first time in several years
>wasn't even for any specific reason other than realizing how hopeless everything is
Oh fuck lads this is not good. I'm in a dark place and there's no way out.
>>36632087
>he can still cry
Fuck off norman.
>>36632087
I fapped 5 times today and havent left my bedroom in months
>>36632087
Guess ill just lay here and let the nothing fuck me
Should I kill myself today
or the next day
You'll die eventually, no need to rush it.
>>36632119
can you help me do it today
add me on discord and be the last person I speak to
I want to do it already
but im scared
>>36632082
The fact that you're scared shows that you shouldn't do it anon
Please stay alive
>27 year old CPTSD sufferer that lives with his mom
>always going in and out of work, can never keep a job that's worth any thing
>we live in a house that's literally falling down, mom works menial labor she's kind of a air head but i love her
>mom says she's 60 now she can't keep working i have to do some thing
>hoping i can go to community colleges for IT to at least do some thing for myself and live in a studio apartment.
How close am i to suicide robots?
Yeah, just do a trade or something like IT. Minimal contact with people and enough money to support yourself and your aging mother. You'll be fine.
>>36632067
This is literally me. What do I do? My only dream is to produce music or suicide. I kinda want to run away to the city and be homeless. Either sink or fucking swim. Either produce music or take a shotgun slug in the back of my head in my sleep from a crack head. Hell yeah who's ready to die.
Be an LPN or a dental hygienist.
What are some entry level jobs for high school educated people not requiring experience for robots?
Hard mode : Little to no socialization
Dante must die mode : Not filled with 16 years old kids.
How about getting over your autistic restrictions so you can actually find a job.
Warehouse stocking is comfy worked for Amazon for a while and it was comfy. 12.50 starting out and not talked to someone once every few hours for problem solving/ training.
Security, I'm a guard and when I was working for one company I had some comfy posts where I wouldn't have to talk to anyone
But warned, there are also a lot of shitty posts that will have you on your feet all day in public and some companies like to keep you on call instead of a set schedule so they can keep you part time
any updates on sniffjizzer? Haven't heard anything for 5 days
I imagine he is just trying to forget and move on. Even if things are going down in his life, after the whole plebbit thing, I doubt he'll go online to talk about it.
Dont steal the picture I used and thread premise I made this afternoon you fucking reddit phone poster
>>36632181
Sorry I didn't realize this pic was your OC
>tfw the girl you have oneitis for randomly messages you "ily"
feelsgoodman
>"Sorry wrong number"
O-Oh.
>>36632158
not going to lie, i thought that was the case for a second but FEELS SO GOOD MAN
>>36632044
>pretending to be ensnared by such a weak succubus betatrap
Why do anything when you can do other stuff?
>>36632033
I never thought of that
>>36632033
dubs confirm. We got a wise man here
Dubs, so I now have to do other stuff
>tfw no cute bf to travel the world with
When will this suffering end?
>>36632018
That face is so fucking cute I want a saika bf I WANT A SAIKA BF
>Tfw no assertive, confidant anon to be the cute bf of
>Tfw nobody to bring coffee to first thing in the morning while they're still in bed
>Tfw nobody's dick to suck while they ignore me and play video games
>Tfw nobody to pat my head
I think I'd be a good bf ... If I ever got the chance ;__;
>>36632167Where are you, anon? That sounds kind of perfect and I'm sure I could be confident and assertive with the support of a cute bf
>Parents walked on me crying into my pillow
>Now keep asking me how I'm feeling and if they can do anything to help me
>>36632017
I hate when this happens because if you respond honestly they'll call an ambulance for suicidal ideation
>>36632017
ask them for a puppy
>>36632060
I lied and told them I was stressed with Uni rather than that I hate myself and wish I was dead
Why are Americans so pissy about tipping? If you don't tip your waiter women claim they won't go on another date with you even though waiters and especially waitresses make a fuckload more money than most low-rung wagies.
Did anyone else see Andrew WK when he was on that MTV show living with a black sorority?
>>36632007
Because businesses corrupted the law by bribing politicians so they could pay regular employees who served food about $2/hour. Thus they get pissy because you're literally putting them out of their shitty shared apartment and starving them by not tipping.
>>36632103
who cares?
other ppl still tip a couple minum wages per meal so why should I tip?
Why are women so into horoscopes and shit?
Horoscopes are legit anon.
>>36631968
Cause women are retarded sheep that want to seem "deep". Theyre emotional dumbasses who will do anything so long as it makes them look intellectual and spiritual.
>>36631968
because they're genetically inferior and don't realize that horoscopes don't mean anything
Mom died and I am getting extremely sick of the nonsense I have to fo through.
I have to deal with my father, his sadness. Which I really dont give a fuck for. My little bro and his idoicy I now have to fucking be responsible for.
I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS. I AM SICK OF THEM
HER DEATH DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO BE APART OF THIS BROKEN FAMILY. I AM SICK OF IT, SO SICK
Than move out. Or is it cus without mommy you can't have your tenddies.
>>36631960
Don't be a selfish asshole. Be a fucking man and be there for your family. Life isn't fair, deal with it.
>>36632395
Fuck you. Life is moderate until the people in your life fuck it up for you.
Im not the one to blame, everyone else is
>tfw my mom drives me everywhere and buys all my food.
I'm28
>>36631910
I'm 24, my mom does both of those and also buys my clothes. She has to remind me to take my medications every night and wake me up in the morning.
Stop being a pathetic loser then
What do you expect us to do? Congratulate you?
>>36631910
Is that your muma?