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I have a pretty chill discord server that took off last night, until some fuckass backstabbed me and banned everyone. We play video games, have some fun banter, shitpost, etc. Do you have a discord? Then post it!
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Time to bumperino with my fresh from the oven OC memerino
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Bumporoni oregami
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>discord
>claims to be better than skype
>same proprietary garbage
when will you people learn to only use free software?
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Do you robots have any songs to cry to?
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Lonesome Town- Ricky Nelson
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Washer-Slint
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>>36313542
Whenever I'm feeling like shit I put this on a let it out.
https://youtu.be/xd1IW0SRo3Q
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>tfw daddy will never change me
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>tfw daddy will never fuck you
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artist is sashabelle
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>Daddy will never play with your tiny shotacock with his two fingers
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>>36313558
>tfw daddy will never ram his big daddy cock in your ass
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I just got asked to the prom by some fat girl in my year I've never spoken to.
I'm pretty unpopular myself and was not going to go in general (partly down to ticket cost - $100)
but she bought a spare ticket when they were still on sale so I'd get in for free.
Should I go if I don't find her attractive in the least?
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>>36313487
Yes. She may become hot later in life and you'll be the first to fuck
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Wow, tough question.
I was pretty popular back in the days, so I could pick between quite a few cute girls to take to prom. Going with someone ugly would have ruined my social standing, but not going at all would mean I'd miss out on an important memory...
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>>36313487
Sure, you can get her to rim you in the shitter during the festivities.
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>no place on the internet to tell sad, autobiographical stories so women I'll never meet will validate my existence
It's tough being a man.
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>>36313453
>>no place on the internet to tell sad, autobiographical stories so women I'll never meet will validate my existenceIt's tough being a man.
>>>/r/eddit and never come back
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>>36313470
I'm tired of this. A bot could do what you're doing better.
I've been on /r9k/ for four years and I regret almost all of it. This board has become little better than /b/, and nobody should be proud of being good enough to post here.
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F*uck you as*shole, you don't know sh*it you stupid bast*ard
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Do you feel what I feel, see what I see, hear what I hear
There is a line you must draw between your dream world and reality
Do you live my life or share the breath I breathe
Lies feed your judgement of others
Behold how the blind lead each other
The philosopher
You know so much about nothing at all
Ideas that fall under shadows of theories that stand tall
Thoughts that grow narrow upon being verbally released
Your mind is not your own, what sounds more mentally stimulating is how you make your choice
So you preach about how I'm supposed to be, yet you don't know your own sexuality
Lies feed your judgement of others
Behold how the blind lead each other
The philosopher
You know so much about nothing at allthis song is strangely relatable, my mom used to brainwash me with her insane theories when I was a kid and they really fucked me up
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I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual
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YOUR HEART IS A MUSCLE THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST
KEEP ON LOVING, KEEP ON FIGHTING
AND HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON
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Cat's Foot
Iron Claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty First Century Schizoid Man
Blood rack
Barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man
Death's seed
Blind man's greed
Poets' starvin children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man
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Black wombs belong to white men 2017-04-16 03:25:41 Post No.36313427
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Black wombs belong to white men
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U mad? How does make you feel black boi?
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Oh come on, you know black women are the least desirable woman. Even black men know this, and this is why your thread will die.
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>>36313427
Race mixing is wrong faggot
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what is that on her stomach. looks like a prawn poop tube. is she splitting open? and what the fuck is the deal the closer you get to the belly button
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Skills you picked up being a shut-in 2017-04-16 03:23:09 Post No.36313388
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Skills you picked up being a shut-in
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413428/Catfish-duped-NBA-star-teen-model-jail.html
What is your masterpiece?
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Music production, mastered fapping. As in I can cum within 1 minute or go on for 5 hours if I so wish. I have also no problems doing dry orgasms if I wish to for whatever reason. I have reached the peak of masturbation abilities.
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>>36313388
Gotta hand it to that girl. Anyways I was top 200 in a popular video game for a few years. I guess that was the skill I picked up during my years as a shut in.
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>>36313388
Damn, that was impressive. Very inventive to catfish two real people as each other at the same time. This is a whole new class of catfishing technology desu.
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Has Hitomi Tanaka ever fucked a white dude on camera? Asking for a friend. yes that friend is my penis.
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>>36313357
Yakuza won't let a white guy near her, they know how to protect their nation's finest whores.
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>>36313357
her narrow hips looks ridicules in a pair with those gigantic tities
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>>36313520
I've seen very attractive Japanese women get gangbanged by tribal African men. Are only white guys considered dangerous?
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Why is the GTA series so fucking bluepilled?
>american girl offers to date ugly slav in a tracksuit with no money just because
it pisses me off
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>>36313325
wasn't she apart of the FBI?
and she tried to basically get him arrested?
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>>36313338
kek I forgot about that
disregard this thread I guess, tho GTA is still pretty bluepilled in general
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>>36313325
maybe American women just crave big slav cocks?
Best shit to do alone that is productive?
>shit at making beats
>shit at drawing
>dont read so i know i couldnt write a book
any advice for stuff to do
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>>36313281
Learn to code senpai. It's fun and inexpensive.
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>>36313281
Just smoke a bong bro
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>>36313312
how do i start? that sounds neat
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ITT: moments where you went full autismo 2017-04-16 03:17:26 Post No.36313280
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ITT: moments where you went full autismo
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>play GTA SA
>early in the morning before college
>wandering around Los Santos aimlessly, much like my own life
>have a fatass, useless CJ, like me
>five star wanted
>negative cash with hitmen chasing me
>sprinting but too slow to escape
>somehow reach star tower with barely any heath
>spawn at the top of the tower heaving from sprinting so much
>a wave of calmness and tranquility overcomes me suddenly
>no cops or choppers
>no hitmen
>no more worries, no more suffering for CJ
>walk over and stand at the edge
>a flood of emotions overcomes me
>realize CJ is always picked on by his friends and called a buster
>much like me
>no money, owes a lot of it to stupid shit
>like me
>can't get passed wu zi mission because low lung capacity
>me
>choppers are visibly approaching from the distance
>start tearing up, knowing CJ will have to keep running from something inevitable
>look down one last time
>pause game and go through screenshots
>CJ looks happy posing with grove members
>one pic of girlfriend before gas station accident killed her
>unpause
>leap
>turn off the game before he slams into a taxi
>cry in corner
Who else had something like this happen to them
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I had something a bit simular.
I started crying while playing HL2 as I saw a car tire hanging from a tree. It reminded me of my childhood lost to time.
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It's not OP-tier but
>Playing mount and blade mod
>Used to be a peasant but finally moved up in the world, conquesting with the big boys
>Friends with everyone in my faction
>They love me and our king respects me
>Decide it's time to get a lady since I'm finally a noble that is deserving of marriage
>Visit her every week, tell her stories and poems
>She loves me, I'm actually going to make her mine
>Fast foward a few weeks later
>She doesn't call for me
>thefuck.png
>Check on her to see what's wrong
>She's fallen in love with another
>It's my best friend in our alliance
>quickly leave her chamber's to confront Lord Renaudas on his treacherous actions
>tells me to fuck off because he's been checking her out since the beginning
>emotionally break down as I'm literally KEKED by my BEST FRIEND
>I leave our faction, rallying up some of my friends inside and decide to wage war against them
>Puts us in a civil wae that divides our nation entirely
>Winning the war but shedding tears and feeling a rush of contracting emotions as I slay those who were once my friends and comrades
>tfw still at war today all because of one woman
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this is a really nice post
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>What's a matter anon? You said you wanted to lose your virginity. You didn't expect to put that tiny limp thing in me did you?
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can a femanon pls peg me
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>>36313214
>have gf
>dated for a few months
>got bored with regular sex
>tell her my fetish is sex in public
>she agrees and we have sex in a raft going down a popular river
>ask what kinky stuff she wants to try
>says pegging
>u...um
>gets pissy that she helped with my fetish so I have to help with hers
>fine, but it better be a small one
>she buys a 5 incher
>lubes up and reams me
>wasn't as bad as I feared
>next day I get a text from her
>she's dumping me because she no longer sees me as being manly because she fucked me in the ass with a strap on
I fucking hate women
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>>36313214
>tiny
>limp
>accepting your offer to take my virginity
no no and no.
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Official Seung Hui CHO Thread. 2017-04-16 03:11:47 Post No.36313176
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Official Seung Hui CHO Thread.
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10 year anniversary edition.
(January 18, 1984 to April 16, 2007)
Born in South Korea, Cho emigrated to the United States at the age of eight with his family.
He became a U.S. permanent resident as a South Korean national.
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tfw all I want is a qt asian bf like cho
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I LOVE YOU CHO <3
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>another /r/asianmasculinity thread
fuck off gook
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Any anons know what kind of snake this is? I just found him lying in the middle of a path
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cottonmouth maybe?
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>>36313069
By the way, anon, if a post doesn't have
>IMG_XXX
For a title on it when you enlarge it it isn't my post. People are really mean and try to impersonate me for some reason. Well, not for just some reason...still...
>033
Thousands of people, tens of thousands of people, browse this god forsaken board. A thousand atleast at any given hour.
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>>36313069
Just be polite and ask what race they are
>They may hiss at you
>That's to be expected