>know religion is bullshit
>still havent had alcohol
>still pray five times a day
anyone else does this?
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No, but then again I'm not a retarded sandnigger.
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>>37905477
>unironnically being a muslim
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>>37905477
I believe in a god and just see religion as a cultural expression of spirituality so despite not believing in the bible I still pray like a Christian/catholic. Because it's the culture I was born into
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/r9k/ alone on a friday night? Sad.
I am here on another night on the town with the boys. About to pick up a hot Stacy to bang while your alone in your room masturbating.
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I'm too depressed and miserable to even masturbate.
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Jokes n you i'm alone on a friday morning!
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>>37905473
Congrats anon, you scored another Stacy who's as loose and as attractive as a cheap hooker you sure have bested me.
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ITT: embarrassing things you did as a kid
>be 12
>on holiday at the beach
>go in the ocean
>havin a gay ol time
>start looking at everyones tiddies
>see topless qt3.14 making out with a chad on a float
>10/10 oingo boingos
>proceed to jack off while looking at and inching closer to them
>they keep looking over laughing and smiling every now and then
>up to my shoulders in water so i think its fine they cant see shit
>later on that day i realise
>water is see through
>mfw
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>around 10 or 11
>when I jack off I just cum on a blanket next to my bed
>watching movie with parents
>I have the living room blanket
>mom goes to my room and gets the crusty jizz blanket
>she's using it the whole movie
>don't know how the fuck she didn't notice
It was awful. I also used to just cum on the carpet and it made this hard yellow crust. It was like I plate and she stepped on it one day.
She didn't know what it was though I guess and I told her I must've spilled something
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>>37905463
>Be 6
>Have gym
>Everyone goes back to class to change
>I have a brain fart
>Undress instead of dress
>End up naked in class
>Everyone laughs at me
>19 years later I still feel embarrassed when I think about it
I don't remember what happened after that, other than I got dress real fucking quick.
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>>37905463
>Wore a fanny pack through all of 4th grade
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Hey Anon, give me a good reason why i should choose you? 2017-06-23 10:33:58 Post No.37905435
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Hey Anon, give me a good reason why i should choose you?
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don't get self depreciating faggots, keep it positive and why i should genuinely choose you over a chad.
inb4 stacy or roastie...just for the sake of discussion let's say that i'm neither and i just had sex with 1 or 2 boys that's it.
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Why should I spend all my time chasing a girl who obviously doesnt care for me?
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>>37905462
we just met . give me a reason to care.
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>>37905483
how about you give me a reason to care for you?
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>ywn mow down american faggots from your comfy pillbox on the beach
feels bad bros
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My only Nazi feels are not escaping with millions of dollars of Jew gold and Nazi memorabilia.
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>ywn work with nazi wizards and scientists on real-world Wolfenstein supernatural projects fueled by a steady diet of amphetamines and sausages
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>country is imploding from refugees doing whatever they want
>FUGGING AMERIGANS
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>Can't have people see me because of paranoia
>been waiting 2 days to get some food
>finally get a shot to make some food
>step father comes through the door 4 hours early in the 10 minutes i'm heating some soup because he forgot his wallet
>go catatonic
Never got my damn soup
does anybody else have god just going out of his way to spite you in the most unrealistic ways? Just trying to make you suicidal and make the world impossible to live in
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>>37905298
that picture doesnt show how attractive the women are and how long it took to get those matches
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>>37905510
It literally has a picture of their face you Down syndrome retard
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>>37905516
Not him but the time'd be important, everyone can get 41 matches if they wait long enough.
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Is being a muslim woman the worst fate out there?
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I hope every Muslim dies
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I would assume being a poor, black Muslim woman is the worst fate. You're just all sorts of useless.
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>>37905370
>useless
its not useless, but its just the lack of freedom
Muslim men literally go out there and fuck random women, but when the girl kisses another dude? "disgusting!"
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Ok anons, im the guy from the other "why are you sad anon?" Thread.
I had to go to sleep and th thread died, but im here again if you need to talk about whatever you want.
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The flame will inevitably die out
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It's 3:30 am
So fucking tired
Want to sleep
Want to die
Can't keep this up
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>>37905379
Go to sleep anon, we will talk twomorrow
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why does everyone try so hard to appear "tough" on here?
is it just overcompensation, considering how your actual personality is in real life?
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>>37905057
Please do not post this on this website ever again. Thank you.
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>>37905057
>talking like he knows me and shit
Sit down, kid.
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I'm probably nicer on here than I am in real life, but I think the general reason are social retards are douche bags on here is because they're social retards OR they're so pathetic in real life that they need to over compensate here because this is THEIR domain. Or they're just trolling.
is it true that women are inferior to men?
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On a physical level yeah
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>>37905054
Mentally, too.
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>>37905054
>>37905060
These robots know what's up.
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Why am I so unlikable?
I just dont get it
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>>37904997
Because you take people to seriously. Stop caring for what others think and do you. People will naturally gravitate towards you.
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>>37905162
Lmao get a load of this faggot
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>>37905162
*bzz* *bzzz* just bzzzz yourself anon xD
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>"Annon shhh i am trying to focus here"
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>stand in front of tv
>unzip dick
>"focus on this, whore"
Gets them every time
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Is that a robot?
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that's a big couch
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Jerked off to the thought of me in a maid costume again.
What is wrong with me?
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>>37904944
this post actually made me laugh out loud. So thank you for that, OP.
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>self-inserted as the girl AGAIN
who else /angry/ here?
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>>37904944
You're not in a maid costume
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do you know of any pornstars that look like they are 13-14?
asking for myself and only myself.
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>>37904864
try axin ur mom
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theres this 24 year old japanese midget that is a porn star.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4536810/Japanese-3ft-porn-star-capitalises-looking-like-CHILD.html
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>>37904864
you will have better luck in >>>/b/
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>parents friends come to visit
>"still living here, huh?"
what's the best comeback to this?
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y-yoo tou
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"You're mom"
Works like a charm ;^)
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>>37904861
whats it to ya? filthy normies, you betta step down b4 i put a bullet in yo bitch ass