>reply to 7 threads
>all 7 die
I have an odd feeling there are like only 10 people here and everything else is just automated posting to make it like there are thousands of people here, or even that there is this one mod paid to reply to every thread
I actually haven't masturbated to a real woman, ever.
I get from flaccid to orgasm in a minute thinking about being gangbanged by big black cocks.
How do you DATE normalfags? Sex is easy (am legit girl), but I'm too much of a loser to talk about normal things, don't have social media, listen to metal while they usually don't, don't have a life. Like what do I do? I look like a normie, but I'm not one.
Please fuck off with your fake problems. All this board has been lately is a bunch of stupid faggot normies complaining "o no I don't have things in common muh robot status" like you think this is some kind of group you should be proud to be a part of. Leave this board, please. Never come back.
Too slow roach
You'll never defeat me!
Hehe, That's what you think pawn
just got rejected by cutie asian girl employee at subway
and not one of those ugly faced, chestless,no-ass asian girls
>a solid 8 or 9/10 nice perky tits, tight little ass, fun size with a really cute voice.
I DONT THINK IM GONNA MAKE IT SENPAI
>tfw Mommy spanks me for arriving to work 20 seconds late
does anyone else love their boss?
>don't self insert as the girl
>feel lonely and realise a girl hasn't and will never do this to my cock
>get an intense yearning for companionship that can't be fulfilled
>my dick starts to go soft
>quickly self insert as the girl instead
>imagine myself sucking the cock
>imagine the feel the cock on my lips instead of the girls lips on my cock
>feel less lonely
>dick gets hard again
>still think the girl is beautiful after I cum and wish we could have a moment like this together
Its strange, when I go outside I'm never attracted to men. Instead I find myself staring at girls, seeing how they walk, smelling the air as they pass me it usually ruins my day because I'm left thinking about what I can't have.
How do I stop letting this distract me and stop these faggot thoughts seeping into my head? I've tried nofap but even after the first week it just becomes unbearable to do anything because I'm constantly thinking about cumming
How do I suck cock? I legitimately don't know.
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he uses dashes instead of slashes when writing out dates
>he spells "a while" "awhile"
>he uses ellipses or exclamation marks outside of dialogue
>he writes numbers that contain only one word in numerals
>he believes conjunctions can't start a sentence
>he overuses colons, semicolons, and em dashes for stylistic purposes
>he doesn't use lower case letters and periods when writing out a.m. and p.m.
>he uses food analogies in his prose unironically
>he has EVER used a run-on sentence or comma splice (don't even let him buy you a drink)
Hang in there wagie, only two more days left!
I work from home, neetie. I can work whenever I want and I earn more than double your neetbux. I can also still collect welfare with the government being none the wiser.
When are you going to step up to my level?
Yeah, two more days till I'm done with that fucking garbage job HA
I lost weight, why do I have loose skin? I eat right, I exercise correctly. Why am I still hideous? I fixed myself. Why?
This is my biggest fear if I ever get around to losing weight.
Are you built? Did you lose it quick?
I'm hoping that by building muscle and losing weight gradually I'll be able to avoid this fate worse than death
>no party rockers thread
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT WE JUST WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
Its my fucking birthday today anon, why tf am i on R9K. Im pathetic. Now... what did u guys do on your birthday this year or last year? Make me feel better.
Ask someone who went from dateless handholdless kissless virgin robot to just virgin (which will hopefully change in 2 days when we meet again) in one night anything.
Congrats. I wouldn't rush it though. Seriously, if you have a good thing going, keep it steady instead of rushing into it. Keeps her interested and makes her feel like you didn't just do it all to get in her pants
>meet qt pure virgin like /r9k/ suggests
>she's socially awkward
>but she's sort of sweet
>after 3rd date try for sex
>"I'm waiting until marriage I hope you understand"
You guys have terrible taste