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The backstory is that she was cheating on her bf. She got caught and this was the ensuing scene.

>>39274495

Those briefs though

>>39274495
yeah but who cheats like that

>>39274425
ugly chicks will love you, lower your standards

I don't need or want to do anything, especially if they feel powerful for making me hurt.

Do all I can to make her happy and she feels good because I hurt.

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>>39274444
I want a girl like pic related, though.

She's a bit chubby, so...

i recommend pooping

>>39274380
Prune juice. It'll loosen you right up.

>>39274380
U go poopy lek

>>39274368
look at ethan klein from h3h3.
it's not about looks, it's about having a cute wife and a fun personality

>>39274387
what by "ugly as sin" don't you get?
Ethan looks presentable, I have a skin condition on my face

>>39274368
>make funny content
>have good audio and voicework
>be creative
>pretty yourself up to record
>don't show your face
>make intelligent commentary on something

>>39274289

I think you were supposed to invite her to your room when she brought it up.

I don't blame you, women think we're supposed to be mind reading horny men at all times.

>>39274289
This is the only time I've ever seen someone more autistic than a robot
>hope you had a nice pee
What the fuck

>>39274315
She was talking to her friend or something since she was in the doorway of a dorm that I know a girl lives in. I think she was just kind of trying to get to know me since I've really put no effort in trying to get to know anyone on my floor, but I didn't really wan tot have a conversation with a stacy in a slutty dress after I'd just taken a massive shit.

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meant to showcase the latina feet here

just look at those toes!

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her toes are just begging to be sniffed

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fuck just imagine how good those smell

>>39274119
>He's a wagekek
>He's only allowed 3 weeks off
Lmfaoing at your life desu.

>>39274146
yes i know but still

>>39274146
>Not allowed any time off
Just end it all

This is where I'm supposed to post BBC on Asian porn.

But that makes me look like such a cuck since like black culture already.

>>39274080
Yeah, i can tell by the way you type.

>>39274080
East Asian cultures > White cultures > African cultures > jewish "culture"

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>vodka at 10
>jagger at 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8lRssjN48

>>39273952
>tfw bottom shelf liquor (old crow) at 5 am

I feel so ashamed buying 2-3 handles of this a week, why can't I just order this shit online like everything else

>>39274474
i've drinken a lot of old crow, if you want something thats better i highly recommend you find this cheap whiskey called mellow corn. it comes with a bright yellow plastic lid. love that stuff.

It should. Though what "normieposting" consists of should be carefully chosen. We wouldn't want to be powerautistic like wizchan

>>39273941
naaaahh mane

origi

>>39273941
Lmao what a loserfag. I come here to laugh at faggots like you. We're here to stay, bro, and there's fuckall you can do, lololol

>>39273889
kys with cold

>>39273889
Alot of money.

>>39273889
do cardio for 30 then lay in bed without any sounds

Bait picture

the thread will go like

so she didnt even do anything

just shooting the lion from behind

tigar even didnt see her probably

there is no strength or skill in that

just point and press the shoot button

>>39273886
They can if they use performance enhancing drugs. But if they don't, women can't be stronger than men. Plus you don't have to be strong to use a weapon.

>>39273902
this. I'd assume the thrill of the hunt is chasing down your prey and becoming one with the environment to catch it by surprise. the lion is at the top of the food chain so I doubt it's going to give a fuck if a person walks up to it compared to a deer

also im talking about cold blooded suicide. im sure others will relate to not deciding that sort of stuff when you are a mess, only when your voices really come together and can decide calmly to undertake the process, check out what there is. it's easy enough to feel like anything happening would be more interesting than the routine, but then it's back to routine and that feels like a broken game.

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>>39273824
Kill yourself as many times as you want, it's not going to change a damn thing.

>>39273824
see if you can manipulate anything else through some more glitching practice

>>39273606
Yes. Well done. You win the game.

>>39273606
Breast expansion isn't the most deviant fetish but I don't think it should be considered a normie fetish, especially with the amount of women that get disgusted by it.

>>39273606
its weird caue although it is mainly for normies, I still think it's a funny show but only cause I catch parts that normies generally don't catch.

Can someone please post a picture of that asian kid holding a knife in each of his hands and 1 in his butt?

He would be the perfect opponent against garbage bag butt chad.

;_;

Look at him being a pack mule

>>39273595
One BRAAAAAAAAP and that bag in the middle goes flying.