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>>39508000
>optimal place to sit in a lecture hall.
Back row, on one of the end seats.

> how early do you show up before the lecture is scheduled to begin.
20 minutes if there's no class in there beforehand. If there is, wait for the students to be released and walk in immediately.

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Find the acoustic sweet spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7ERhiGPWBE

>>39508000
my best positioning is usually 2nd row and slightly left of the center. for a larger hall like the one in your picture I might go back another row or two.
but it has to be close to the front and slightly left of center. that's where I've sat in every college class that I've done well in.

We don't even have to kiss or have sex. I just want a smart woman who is willing to take care of me and help me get a job. She makes most of the adult decisions for me and keeps me fucking my life over.

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>>39507975
RITSU IS MINE BACK OFF PAL

tfw no qt paladin gf
end me

>>39507972
>get smart
>git good
>beat their ass (by intellectual means)
>fuck their gril

>>39507972
stop using /pol/

>>39507972
Don't be so insecure. Genetics have a minimal teatable impact on intelligence.

>>39507891
Tell me more about blockchain technology Mr. Surat

>>39507944
Block chain is just like filling out a sudoku sheet my dude. Once the sheet is done, the game is over. Luckily the metaphorical sudoku sheet is gigantic so you won't have to worry about commiting sudoku if you're trying to get into the blockchain game rn

>>39507891
>someone PLEASE put a cage on my boiclit!!!! I feel so exposed, I can't take this anymore!!!
Dumb sissy anime boi.

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fuck i hate summer

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Currently angry, suicidal

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Why do I have to self-bump this thread to keep it alive? The fuck happened to this place?

get away from me you creepy whores

Such a dumb joke yet it put a big goofy smile on my face.
I think I need sleep.

>>39507869
Are you this goofy in bed? I hope so.

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Good start. I'd also breed with this woman

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anothre woman /MadeForBreeding/

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oregeno pasta sauce pumpkin eater

>>39507806
>Weaker physically
>less able to handle stress
>less able to make decisions
>less likely to be intelligent
The only thing women are superior at is giving birth

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>>39507806
No, THIS is serperior

i really hate life you know?

>>39507765
>crusty shit around outer ear
>get it out
>it comes back somehow
>have no fucking clue what it is

>>39507765
Jesus Christ yes this thread

>fat
>starve myself enough to lose weight
>bad mood light headed feel like shut bags under my eyes sick can't function need 12 hours of sleep
>need to eat as much as a high elephant to not feel like this

Rrrrreeeeeeeeee

>fat
>have a weird bump on shoulder
>been there for several years

>>39507850
Are you asian?

>>39507747
boi is all I filter

>>39507833
Hmmm I rarely see that used.

>>39507747
do you still have a link to old filter thread?

>>39507695
Easily. Just don't feel pity for yourself like everyol degenerate on r9k. Do what you can, stop crying, stop looking g at weeb shit. And you win

>>39507695
I did

It takes some getting used to but the important thing is dont do drugs or shit like that and maybe pick up lifting/running as a hobby too. It will make you more happy and fit in general which makes the entire process easier.

>>39507919
Oh yeah also this

Stop all the toxic hobby's. No more faggot shit like anime or tfw no gf posting. Better yet to not post on 4chan at all but I dont follow that rule myself so im not expecting you to. Stay busy, dont drink, dont smoke, dont do drugs since they fuck with your mental health. Find a hobby like running/lifting or even follow a course. It takes a little time but you'll get used to your new lifestyle.

>>39507550
Men can find something to like even about women who are conventionally unattractive. Unattractive men barely exist to women until she needs a fallback option. This will only get worse as we transition from more traditional courtship methods to degenerate Tinder hookups.
https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

Anyone else annoyed by the influx of roasties and whitenights in this board lately?

>>39507676
It's funny how they can't even let us have one little corner of the Internet to vent. Man-hate is practically mainstream, but most men just ignore it. The fact that women aren't universally adored triggers them so much that they literally won't rest until all dissent against the fucked-up hellhole that is the post-sexual-revolution world is quashed for good.

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>>39507524
Oh fuck this brings back horrid memories

>be me, 16 and still in denial about being a permanent virgin
>trying to hook up with an 8/10 because I was ballsy as fuck
>let's call her jess
>been forcing conversations with her and it was actually going alright
>have mutual friends and everyone is planning to hang out at my best friends house and get drunk
>Find out jess is going
>wasn't really interested at first since I've never drank, but the prospect of getting pussy made it worth it
>so I was expecting like seven to ten people
>about fifty fucking people
>know like ten
>I come early to help set up and lose my friends to the crowd
>basically sitting by the back drinking some cheap ass beer to look cool
>waiting for jess to show up so I can finally have a taste of being a chad
>waiting longer and drink more
>five beers deep by the time she shows up
>I'm a pussy and I'm pretty drunk off this
>literally slap myself in the face thinking it will make me more foucused
>it works to an extent
>take a mental note of that
>this is it, now all I need to do is talk to this bitch
>start talking
>holy fucking shit I'm actually being funny
>like actually doing a good job
>start slurring my words again
>without really thinking I slap myself again
>don't even notice how uncomfortable that made her
>ask her if she wants a drink
>comes out like "DOo you'd want a drinks?"
>fuck need another slap
>go get her a beer and another for myself
>at this point I was past the point of no-return
>like there were no amount of pizza, cigs or aspirin that would calm my drunken haze
>but there were slaps
>slap myself four times in a row
>she is now getting so uncomfortable my drunken self can notice it
>though I'm retarded and think it was something I said
>she tells me she needs to go to the bathroom
>I tell her "yeah me too"
>in my drunken eyes I think I still have a chance
>she says something to keep me from going to the bathroom before her
1/2

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>>39507524
When I first got drunk it was it was a bad time

>2010
>Be 18 senior in high school
>Be typical robot
>Midway through school year sister of person I know begins fake flirting with me, hugging me and calling me her 'future husband'
>She asks for me number
>We talk a lot
>I give her rides to school
>I buy her cigarettes, even though she was 16
>Not understand that she was doing this ironically because the whole awkard/nerdy michael cera culture was popular at the time
>Eventually find out she has a bf
>Bf is like 23 while she's 16 at the time
>Decide I've had enough
>Have a neckbeard friend who was in his mid-20s at the time
>Decide to have him buy me some hard liquor
>Me, another friend, and neckbeard's gf at the time go over to his gf's place to get drunk
>Place some bear pong, I chug some vodka
>Stop playing and drink a bit on my own
>After a while break down crying because I was sick of life at that point
>Between losing my older brother in August of that year, my dog dying, and realizing that I was being used by someone was too much
>Before this I tried weed for the first time after getting drunk
>Freak out a bit
>They eventually take me home
> I was so fucked up I couldn't walk up my driveway, I passed out as soon as I got out of their car
>Neckbeard friend helps me up the driveway and into my bed
>Wake up super hung over
>Pissed all over my bed
>Go to work hungover.

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>college freshman
>roommate knows people who can get him alcohol but I am friendless loser
>get yeast, sugar, and grape juice from the grocery store and try to make wine out of mixing all 3 in the juice jugs
>stinks up the room for 3 weeks before it's clear and ready, room temperature, tastes like shit
>spend weekends drinking that filth and watching shitty anime I couldn't tolerate sober, while roommate was out having a life

>>39507502
I'm drinking so I don't traumatize my loving wife with my grisly suicide.

>>39507502
what's fantastic is to wear a diaper while drunk! you just pee and pee so much! abenas are powerful, once made the mistake of wearing some mid-tier molicares and they got SOAKED all the way through, started being heavy and dripping down the sides

I've been drinking coors since 10am. The local liquor store does 24 packs for 18 dollars and it's the cheapest/most pleasurable way to get drunk for me.
I'm sad though, but thank god I have beer for my sorrows.

>>39507464
How are you obtaining these bux. Help a bot out

>>39507495
I'm mental, the doctor said so. The Judge gave me the NEET Bux. It took 3 years so they owe me the $26K.

>>39507511
Be my sugar daddy plz. Just kidding I'm glad you are able to get what you need.