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>>38607031
We all know you're a faggot, if that's what you mean.

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>>38607052
Aside from that

Orgy porgy

Yeah, social skills.

>>38607014
pay and fuck women below you, life isint fair mate
especially if you are a man

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Its more like there are very few men who enjoy high levels of success with woman and as you go down its gets way worse.

More than likely you will get a girl, but only after she fucks a bunch of chads and brads.

>>38607014
When they get to their late 20s and decide that they need to settle with a *nice* guy.Unless you go to a third world shithole where the man is still the rice gainer and women are literally forced to find someone to marry since young ages.

>>38606955
It's pretty nice and gives you a sense of power and being in control, but afterwards you return back to normal behaviour and help her clean up a bit.

T. Chad who has done this with 20+ woman and every week once with current GF.

feels even better when you lick it off

>>38606955
It feels like summing, except a little harder than normal cuz you're turned on. It's really satisfying to cover her face, but unlike with a lot of people, I enjoy it because cum turns me on, not because exerting power over a woman does. Either was though its especially fun when she's into it and half of it she's already scooped into her mouth by the time you get back with a towel to clean up

Every fucking time and the channel always goes to shit.

rockcock64 remove the roaste immediately

>Youtuber who has been hosting a channel for over 10 years decides to abandon old audience and cater to the mainstream

>>38606868
You dated an 11. Good job.
Hopefully your wife saw her so she'll suck your dick like never before because she saw you can pull tail like that.
Now get the fuck off my board

>>38606939
she wasnt much beyond an 8 at the time. wife knows nothing. this is srs, i'm consumed. need help.

>>38607003
Well fucking show your wife her Facebook or instagram or something. At least let her full name drop when you say you ran into your ex, she'll look her up eventually and then blow your dick off.
Now get the fuck off my board.

Put some dirt in it get it infected

>>38606810
Those will be gnarly unless you get them stiched up

You'll want to get a tattoo over them or something those will be really noticeable

>>38606833
Already stitched up... can u see the pic? doesn't work here, same with many other threads

EVERYDAY IM ORIGINALLY SHUFFLIN

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COME ON R9KERS! ROCK WITH US!!!

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LMFAO PARTY ROCK
help

WTF????
THIS DISCORD IS FILLED WITH CHILD PORN (CP)?????
WHY DID YOU POST THIS??

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Are YOU bipolar??

Find out.

Which one is your father?
Answer: Third row, furthest to the right.

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i hate paper cuts

Winning the lottery, what about you?

>>38606754
To have a traditional family oriented household.

Though, at my current age woman don't want that.

Creating my own kingdom.

19 here. Mommy and daddy pay for tuition and I've got my own apartment and job so Im pretty happy

>19
>3k in savings
>decent car (2009) paid off
>college paid for via scholarships (full ride)
>$11.25 an hour, 42 hours a week with health benefits
>girlfriend and I sharing one year anniversary soon
>personal library reached 550 books recently
How am I doing so far lads

>>38606784
im trying to get 100% independent

I would be so proud of myself If I can pull it off.

>>38606628
In terms of autists that report the same thread ovr and over, this is the only good one. I've liked everything you've posted so far. This was my favorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP4ZbVw7Ehk#t=11m11s
Thanks.

>boyfriend is stuck in the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLbFctG3tw0

>>38606628
>I fucking love this type of shit
Have some Angel Olsen, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E01oblLGs1Y

OP's momma

proof of his rampant sexism

>>38606620
trump a robot confrimed his roasted the queen roasty in front of the whole nation

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My original shit taste

>>38606588
boondocks isn't an anime

>>38606588
There is no way that you're above 18. I legitimately don't believe you.

I'm down desu

>>38606569
I'd love to teach her to enjoy being choked and fucked.

>clear, pale skin
>nice nose
>nice hair
>not fat
I'd be lucky if she'd even talk to me.

>>38606542
The ability to take a fat ogre shit but when the turd hits the water in the toilet none of it splashes up onto my buttcheeks, no matter how hard I launch it

You can call me dry heinie man

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>>38606542
The ability to attack with astral power.
>my sword, The Bathhouse Tiger attacks with astral power, anything without astral defense can be cut
>additionally, The Bathhouse Tiger can only be broken by astral attacks (has astral defense)
>the superhero name is Miracle Kid
>Miracle Kid also has astral based stats
>is physically capable of doing things like clones, after images, teleporting etc
>resistant to psychological attacks
>can make barriers, crude weapons, and attack rays with astral powers

Avatar bending powers. If I was limited to one probably Earth. I'm not a good swimmer and fire is pretty useless outside of fighting.