Tell me why I should have hope for the future.
Why don't you have an anorexic gf yet? They're so easy!
Are we robots due to high amount of neanderthal DNA?
In case you missed it, Buzzfeed just uploaded a video where they ''mock'' the typical 4chan user.
>very redpill bro
can't believe they wasted money and time making shit like this
I really don't get why they made this. Could someone explain it to me? It's honestly really confusing.
I mean, it's not overtly funny or exaggerated. Not even mocking, in my opinion. It all reads as true to life. A little abbreviated, but true, at least for me.
I think I love Kanga. I want her to hold me and comfort me and be my mommy and make me feel safe. She was always with me in the stories even when I was little, she'd know how to make me feel nice and little again.
Why did roasties like his tweet in such high numbers?
> a female accuses a man of something under no basis with no evidence or even any prior accusations
>thousands of other females support her
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE
>plotting my rampage before my suicide
>my family hates me
>eating dinner with family
>they're insulting about my mental illness
>i tell them to stop because it's not funny
>sister tells me to shut up because I have no friends
>go to my room
I'm thinking about destroying my sisters phone or putting dye in her shampoo or something. Do you have any ideas?
>almost 27 trying to find gf
>all girls either have kids, ugly, fat, or clinically insane who are available
>attractive women look at you as a meal ticket so you can help her raise chad's kids
>online dating is shit, only girls willing to actually talk to you are fat
>try to find girl at workplace, all will act nice and sweet to you because they know they have to see you again and don't want things to be weird
>try to make an advance and get shut down
>missed out on teenage love
>went through college not able to find gf because too many Chads around and too busy sperging out every time a decent girl shows you attention
>have to resort to either fucking fatties on the side or simply just opting out
And I like how girls say "why don't you just find a gf, anon?"
FUCKING TOP KEK like that is ever gonna happen
blowing rings while listening to emotional russian rap
who comfy here?
da we comfy my dude. Might have a few ticks buried in me though
According to this thread >>37615719 to find a gf I must first get a hobby that will allow me to meet girls
But what hobbies do girls like?
I rise from the cry's of robots desperation, I am the monolith and bring your gaze towards me for I will grant your questions with answers
>he missed out on Bitcoin
>he missed out on Ethereum
>he's an amateur currency speculator
>he asks /biz/ when to buy and sell
What's for dinner robots 06/10
>Had a bad urge to fap during Ramadan.
>Fapped since it's iftar time and would not break my fast but still haram.
>Feel like shit now that I've fapped.
How is Ramadan going bros?
I hope you have a good day anonymouses
How about you huh ?