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Tell me why I should have hope for the future.
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You shouldn't. Your path in life is already decided by the time you turn twenty-one, and there's nothing you can do to change it.
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I'm stuffed with Chinese food
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hope rides alone, and you're probably alone

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Why don't you have an anorexic gf yet? They're so easy!
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post more of her, she has nice tits
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>>37629858

I had an ex anorexic ex gf

she was batshit insane
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>>37629858
I'm a chubby chaser, I like them big

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Are we robots due to high amount of neanderthal DNA?
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But they were
>stronger
>smarter
>superior in other ways
Why would they make us autistic? That's nonsensical.
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>>37629751
Good to see that Varg finally found out about "Just For Men"
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>>37629786

They were supposedly less social(smaller group sizes) and efficient problem solvers

sounds a bit like autism

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In case you missed it, Buzzfeed just uploaded a video where they ''mock'' the typical 4chan user.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

>mucho autismo
>very redpill bro

can't believe they wasted money and time making shit like this
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They need to make one of these with an actual ugly-looking guy for once and maybe I'll give a shit.
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>>37629721
fuck off buzzfeed everyone here uses adblock you are not going to make any money off us
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I really don't get why they made this. Could someone explain it to me? It's honestly really confusing.

I mean, it's not overtly funny or exaggerated. Not even mocking, in my opinion. It all reads as true to life. A little abbreviated, but true, at least for me.

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I think I love Kanga. I want her to hold me and comfort me and be my mommy and make me feel safe. She was always with me in the stories even when I was little, she'd know how to make me feel nice and little again.
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I don't know, but this post sort of made me feel.

It's just so... innocent.
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>>37629641
you should try to be a big man and protect her instead
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>>37629660
Thank you anon! I hope the feeling wasn't sad

>>37629727
But I'm too little for that. I'm not ready to grow up I don't think, I still want to stay a little boy

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I
DON'T
UNDERSTAND

Why did roasties like his tweet in such high numbers?
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>>37629557
Social Media was a mistake. A horrible mistake.
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>>37629557
> a female accuses a man of something under no basis with no evidence or even any prior accusations
>thousands of other females support her
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE
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>>37629557
SUMMER 18 has to be about the MEN!!!
<3 ;-3

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>be neet
>plotting my rampage before my suicide
>my family hates me
>eating dinner with family
>they're insulting about my mental illness
>i tell them to stop because it's not funny
>sister tells me to shut up because I have no friends
>go to my room
I'm thinking about destroying my sisters phone or putting dye in her shampoo or something. Do you have any ideas?
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>>37629515
buy a chainsaw and stop talking to them.
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You should try not being an edgy autist.
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>>37629515
Describe your mental illness.

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>almost 27 trying to find gf
>all girls either have kids, ugly, fat, or clinically insane who are available
>attractive women look at you as a meal ticket so you can help her raise chad's kids
>online dating is shit, only girls willing to actually talk to you are fat
>try to find girl at workplace, all will act nice and sweet to you because they know they have to see you again and don't want things to be weird
>try to make an advance and get shut down
>missed out on teenage love
>went through college not able to find gf because too many Chads around and too busy sperging out every time a decent girl shows you attention
>have to resort to either fucking fatties on the side or simply just opting out

And I like how girls say "why don't you just find a gf, anon?"

FUCKING TOP KEK like that is ever gonna happen
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>>37629502
I've thought of finding an attractive looking fatty and just getting her to loose weight. Not sure id work, but it seems like my only option.
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unless you're a chad you basically have three options; get a fat/ugly/frigid/mentally ill woman, a single mom or mgtow.
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>>37630201
more like tfl but all that shit is pretty much the same

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blowing rings while listening to emotional russian rap
who comfy here?
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>>37629474
RIP ROMANIAN MAY HE FIND PEACE IN THE AFTERLIFE
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>>37629474
da we comfy my dude. Might have a few ticks buried in me though
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>emotional russian rap
You have my attention. Got a link to share, friend?

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According to this thread >>37615719 to find a gf I must first get a hobby that will allow me to meet girls
But what hobbies do girls like?
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>>37629349
crochet & croquet exclusively
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Hip Hop Dance classes
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That's just shitty advice, btw, but you can join yoga classes and meet qt girls through there. Or wall climbing.

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I rise from the cry's of robots desperation, I am the monolith and bring your gaze towards me for I will grant your questions with answers
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>>37629330
Will she yes to the wedding invite?
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will i get a qt3.14 and lose weight?
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Will I get the job I applied for yesterday?

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>he missed out on Bitcoin
>he missed out on Ethereum
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>>37629224
Whats a bitcoin or ethereum? they sound dumb.
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>>37629224
should i buy bitcoin or ethereum? i have the money for both
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>he's an amateur currency speculator
>he asks /biz/ when to buy and sell

What's for dinner robots 06/10
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>>37629152
nothing for me
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I'm gonna get Chinese food
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>>37629152
gonna make some nuggies

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>Had a bad urge to fap during Ramadan.
>Fapped since it's iftar time and would not break my fast but still haram.
>Feel like shit now that I've fapped.

How is Ramadan going bros?
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>>37629005
shoo shoo desert cult member
your kind is not welcome here
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>>37629028
Hello newfriend, you seem to be lost. Please follow the link back home >>>/pol/ >>>/r/eddit
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>>37629005
so thats why samir hungback with me when my roommates and their friends got food yesterday...
fuck fasting must blow i wouldnt be able to focus

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I hope you have a good day anonymouses
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>>37628971
How about you huh ?
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Nibba is 6pm u tink it day nah
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It's very rainy today. At work and just saw a coyote trot through parking lot. Haven't seen a coyote in about a year.


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