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>>37973871
I make that face all the time.

Granted, it is usually to scratch/clean my lower lip.

>>37973888
will you be my cute unintentional tease gf?

"I like ham"

Go for the free ride. Once everything is said and done where you graduated from doesn't matter. No debt is a great place to be in.

>>37973864
take interns, paid or unpaid while studying to have experience.

>>37973864
If it's a legit Ive league, and you're the type of go getter that can probably get into a high competition field, then it be plenty worth it to get the prestige+debt.

If you think that just the prestige would get you a high paying job, you're probably not the person that would actually have to fortuitude to actually go out there into the world to earn a high paying job.

Also, what would you Major in? This would seriously help determine where you should go.

>>37973863
The majority are average/below average chicks who turned into 10s because of their position of power and finally get to fuck the Chad they didn't get to fuck in high school

It's really pathetic the lengths women will go to fuck Chad

>>37973886
>prime Lindsay Lohan walks up to you and wants to ffufck
>woman laugh at you for the lengths you'll go to fuck her

that's what you sound like right now

>>37974408
So your average undeveloped chad in high school and middle school is equal to prime Lindsay Lohan?

Also, I'm not getting a job to prey upon these Lindsay Lohans. Dumbass

>being mad you don't have a proper connection

>>37973882
There's two pot stores on my block. I don't do drugs.

Another amusing thing about the addicts is they only hope to transform others into zombies like they are. Easier to try trap them in the spell of addiction than to use your brain to think logically and refute them. But your silly tricks won't work on me, I'm not bound by any puppetstrings.

These are my exact thoughts every single time I see someone complaining about that shit

>McDonald's KOSHER
lol nigga what

>>37973858
Since I decided I did not care about life and I know I will be a permavirgin since I couldn't get laid at 20 it has left me unhinged to not work out anymore and gorge on fat chemical food like McD's

>>37973858
>Tfw work at McDonalds

Not that bad of a job if your manager(s) are chill.

It's pretty good
Like, almost shed-a-tear worthy
Almost
Anyway a sequel os coming in July me thinks, called Finding Paradise

>>37973815
I... watched pewdiepie lets play off it

It was one of the worst games I ever played. There is no gameplay aside from a few flipping or sliding puzzles (I can't remember) and the story is forced cringey melodrama. The writing is bad and the music is cheesy. Incredibly pathetic game.

Stats

>5'7
>6 inches
>not fat or skinny

Only real Asians will post in here.

>>37973808
Who are you talking to? You're fucking delusional.

Lol that's rhe guy I used to catfish on Tinder. Many keks were had. Named him Chad and everything.

Everything can be bought with money, so I focus on getting rich.

>>37973829
lol

no, a girl looking up to you and getting wet between the legs because her primordial urges are tingling... that's not the same as a girl associating with you because you have money. Money can't even buy you being 16 and people wanting you to join you for a camping trip as a fun guy around. Money can buy you not having to work and not having to eat bad food. And prostitutes of course.

Sitting down smoking a cigarette and listening to music. It's the only time I can actually calm down for a few minutes before I go back to anxiety and wanting to die.

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>>37973757
>listening to vaporwave albums on rainy nights
>creating characters on random CRPGs
>listening to comfy music and drawing comfy landscapes
>browsing CYOA threads and imagining a non-shitty life for myself
So I'm comfy whenever I'm indulging in escapist media

>playing some games on some portable console in the dead moments at my bar while drinking a coffee and smoking a cigarette.

Its the moment of the day when more relaxed I feel. I spend most of my time working in my bar so it's like my home

You know there's this modern notion that Weezer was this like pioneering emo band that made emo albums.

Weezer has elements of emo, but they were primaraly a pop/fuzz rock band. They made hit singles that got played on the radio and MTV.

I don't know if that's how you feel about the album, OP. I'm just saying this in general, because time seems to have warped the perspective of what Weezer actually was back in the day.

>>37973799
>robot means emo

I feel just because an album is popular doesn't mean it's not robot music.

Also Pinkerton had barely any hits but was a good album so it's kind of under appreciated. Especially compared to that fuckin Beverly Hills albums I can't remember the name of rn

>>37973845
this fucking this, that other poster is a fucking tard

How long have you been playing guitar for? You'll be making mistakes for quite a long time

>>37973669
I've been playing 10 years and I'm not where I want to be ideally either. It's a really slow process.

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>>37973727
2 months.
My fat fucking fingers keep muting strings even though I'm playing on my finger tips.
Also I still find myself slow as hell changing fingers.

>>37973642
Stop looking at other people's cocks so much, to start.

>>37973642
I'd suck your fat circumcised dick anon.

>>37973642
You grab >>37973751 's face and make him choke on your cock

American Psycho is a very bad movie adaptation

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every fucking 4chan autist that looks like (pic) thinks he's bateman lmao

it's so fucking cringe. like no, you look like fucking steve urkel

>>37973668
Relating to =/= thinking you are someone
I relate with Hitler, but I don't believe I'm like Hitler.

>>37973658
I don't read books.

What's right is now its parents are free to adopt a new, fresher and better child.

>>37973598
Holy fuck. Is that really a trap?? If post-op would fuck.

>>37973647
same, but replace "post-op" with "pre-op"

You become a trans, rename yourself, and become a hooker and get addicted to drugs.

What happened op? ..I suggest you stop by >>>/adv/ and talk your life crisis out.

These kinds of threads belong on >>>/b/ desu.