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I just sent this to my university's psychologist (whim I've seen only once).

Did I dun goof'd?
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>>39360382
Well, you're seeking help.
I don't know what else to say.
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>>39360382
At least you're sending it to someone who can actually help you with your problems.
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>>39360431
Just don't actually expect any help

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How to lie about having had sex if necessary? I'm 27 and most people just assume I have.
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yeh i put my pp vagina sophomore year haha so experience mm :DD
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>>39360252
What exactly do you want to lie about? Do you know what don't you know?
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>>39360296
Simply avoiding spaghetti moments when sex is brought up

We will make it boys we will make it
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>>39359976
Does she talk about how she pegged him and laughed at how pathetic he was?
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>>39359976
I think she means that it was such an incredibly charitable act. It's like going on a mission and building homes for the poor in Central America.
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>>39360001
I can see it in my mind dude
>I was so empowered by how emasculated and feeble he appeared!
>It was like I was conquering the patriarchy by being a big slut, you know, the thing I've made it my life's mission to do.

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Should I start abusing alcohol to solve my problems
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Alcohol is both the solution and cause of all of life's problems.
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na man, it might make pulling the trigger easier but if you don't want to go that route, you'll only wind up in a worse spot later down the road. If you appreciate your physical health at all, it's gonna turn you into a fatshit
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>>39359948

As long as you don't become an alcoholic, it works.

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ITT:Bad feels thread

>never knew mother
>she left before I was born
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>>39359843
>she left before I was born
>my mom
>before I was born
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>>39359843
I know this feel anon, mine left while I was in my first Trimester

>never knew the warmth of a mother's love
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>>39359858
maybe he's a failed abortion

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>Wake up after praying to become a girl
>See this
wat do?
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Wonder how the fuck I got into a clothing store while sleeping and spill my spaghetti because a girl is taking pictures of me
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kill self
one less roastie on the loose
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>>39359824
YOU are the girl anonymouse!

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So it finally happened she removed me i wish i was fucking dead how could i fuck up this bad? I never ment anything by what i said... whatever i guess im just s constant fuck up
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>>39359774
thanks for telling me.
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>>39359774
Been there. What did you say to her?
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>I guess I'm just a fuck up
Yep.

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https://youtu.be/B6V-agY3czM?t=84

These are the people out there telling you to just TRY HARDER.
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>>39359625
get the fuck off my boarddd you fat nigger
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Why do people watch this vapid, meaningless drivel?

Tris is tre most obnoxiously self obsessed shit ever
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>>39359788
>2 million views
Yep apparently they do.

Remember anon, it's never okay to hit a girl even if she hits you first. :^)

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Guys how do I learn Japanese moonrunes what's the best way to start
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Give up because there is no practical application
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>>39359396
No I need to read the mangos
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>>39359385
kill yourself and reincarnate as a japanese schoolgirl

What is it like to have a 3 month summer break as a schoolkid in america?

How does it feel to be let off school and know you have 3 months of nice summer days with unlimited free time and the fridge always stocked with food?

If I was given that right now I would probably shit my pants with excitement.
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>>39359335
Man, where the fuck you live ? Im sure its not Africa because you're using internet. Are you some study slave corean/southeast Asian ?
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Living in America is great in general.
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>>39359355
He's right, suburban America is great. I had to grow up in depressive urban jungles of Russia and it was either spending time in a company of violent assholes, doing drugs and other weird shit or locking myself on the internet and video games

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>join a discord
>everyone is friendly to me
>join voicechat
>a bunch of guys tell me to kill myself as soon as they hear im a girl
why can't I just get the same amount of respect as you guys? I didn't even chose to be a girl
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>>39359280
They are probably betafags with no social skills. What was the discord?
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I'd be friendly to you OP

Only in hopes that you could be my gf though
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>>39359280
Because of the inherent asymmetry in gender relations. Your femininity commands attention in a way that masculinity simply cannot, making resentment all but inevitable.

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Which one do you decide to choose in this situation?
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>>39359169
top half human, that's the half that matters
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>>39359169
the fish tail one cant run away so obviously that one
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>>39359169
top atleast you can talk to her and get bjs, bottom has a fish brain so you'd just be fucking a corpse

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>be comfortable off goodboy NEET
>live with mom and little sister
>suddenly my junkie brother decides to move back in for some reason
>cant stand the guy
>the time he hasnt lived with us has been the best times of my life
>smells like sour sweat and weed constantly
>he's 27 and cant even do his own laundry or make food
>he already mived his computer into my little sisters room
>little sister has to move to moms room now
>this useless idiot is gonna sit up all night and skype with his junkie friends and play dota2
>probably not gonna pay rent or contribute to the household at all since hes a selfish rat
>mom is okay with this

how do I get him out?
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>>39359031
Throw some rat poison in his food
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>>39359040
and get thrown in peison and have my butthole torn by niggers
Nah m8
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>>39359031
dude what the fuck are you me? this happened to me months ago. brother is even the same age. only difference is he doesn't play dota and I live with both my parents. holy shit

Would you date a cute, loyal, 10/10 girl with great personality knowing she is a coalburner?
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No. I've seen too much shit to believe that race mixers are anything but edgy retards.
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Why would I cuck myself.
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>>39358983
Yes, I'm black so she'd be burning coal regardless.

I just sucked a dick. It wasn't all that great, to be honest. It wasn't terrible, just don't think I'll do it again.
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>he doesent like sucking dick
what are you, a faggot
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>>39358961
its 5 AM go to sleep
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>>39358961
yeah it gets boring surprisingly quickly


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