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Anybody else take the LSAT yesterday?

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>tfw no 6 out of 10 guest news reader gf

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I have been a member of 4 channel for some time now, 7 years at the least on and off and I'm convinced if you lurk here consistently your mind is on the wavelength as some of the very people you talk about in your threads. I mean this to say that you think that you are a little brighter than the average person but is an argument that will never go anywhere. A person with a high sense of this world and how programmed people are just does not have the attention span for this shit. The purpose of this post more than anything is to question what we use as motivation once you cucks realize what will you do when you get into that relationship you've been beating your dick dead for and you realize it's just not enough. It's like when you want to go for round two after you just busted your nut and you just can't keep that sucker stiff. Oh wait, you wouldn't know that feeling.

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My gramps is in hospital and he's pretty fucked up but he isn't going to die they just about saved him. My dad took me in to see him and he was just sleeping. There was a chair next to an empty bed so I took it to chill and play pool on my phone.

> Older people come to by the empty bed just talking shit, one is old ass woman.
> I hate feeling like I should give up my seat voluntarily, sketching me out because I'm weird.
> I can't take it after a few minutes, and start standing up awkwardly.
> Interrupt their conversation, standing but twisted towards them, my feet are still facing my sleeping gramps.
> DO YOU WANT THIS SEAT
> Everyone looks at me like wtf, my gramps wakes up it was so loud and abrupt
> I sit down before they say anything
> They say that they are okay and I'm just straight up ignoring them
> Sit playing 8 ball pool and saying jack shit because my brain is saying make no more noise retard

Did you try and go outside today anon?

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What would you rather do:

pose naked and have sex for money,
or
work at Mcdonalds?

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Normies don't just steal from us.
They steal from us and then improperly use our slang, terms, messages, culture, etc.
Normie hate thread, go!

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is there anyone who visualises his wet dream before he sleeps? like having a penis of 10 inches length or being over 6'5 and rich

i do this shit all the time because my life is complete shit

i think i'll get schizophrenia someday, being unable to tell apart the real world and my own delusion bubbles

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Who would /r9k/ join in the great fiery end?

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Does an average female deserve to be treated better than your average prostitute?

She acts and dresses like a whore. She also went through unknown number of cocks and even for free.
So what value does she hold besides sexual? You know you can't trust her and you know that she can ruin your life.

She is not the innocent loyal woman worthy of your respect and kindness. She won't stand by you when things are tough, she does not view you as something special.

If you can't depend on her, trust her and feel loved then she is nothing but a fuck toy.

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Privacy is a meme. You can never be alone. Fuck this degenerate era and amoralistic, nihilist, edgelord hackers.

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why did this talented loly date and marry a middle aged balding fat guy?

how the fuck did that happen?

she could have any chad in canada, and i'm not talking about that faggot Chad Kroeger

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>she got dared to ask him out

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Do we call ourselves arkanines because our knowledge is /specifically arcane/ in nature? Have we as robots found an intellectual current above the norm?

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>Be at Pei Wei for lunch (reasonably-priced Asian fusion chain restaurant in the US if you're unfamiliar)
>Order sushi and sit down
>A couple seats away from me is a group of important-looking men in snow-white Pei Wei logo-embroidered button-down shirts talking about the quality of the restaurant
>The Grand Regional Triumvirate of Pei Wei has come to monitor and critique the job their peasants are doing
>Nervous looking man in blue Pei Wei logo-embroidered button down shirt taking all the orders of the Triumvirate, nodding in reluctant obedience to his masters' orders
>Grab my phone and turn on WiFi but no service
>Ask female wagecuckette if the WiFi is working
>"Um, it's down right now, I'm sorry about that"
>Imperial Pei Wei Inquisitor overhears my question of dissatisfaction
>"Yeah normally it's working but it's down right now"
>"Oh okay, that's not a problem" I say kindly
>"Nah, it IS a problem" he says with a demeanor of sarcasm blended with indirect scolding
>The managecuck recoils at the subtle but scathing admonishments of his Lord
>Managecuck hurries over to me and explains that there's a back up WiFi network that should work
>I try it but it doesn't work
>Imperial Satrap of Pei Wei looking on the whole time
>"It's okay," I assure him
>Managecuck apologizing profusely
>Ignore minor inconvenience, finish my meal and walk to the exit
>Wagies bid me farewell and apologize, yet again, for the minor inconvenience of WiFi being down, in accordance with their Masters' decrees
>Royal Pei Wei Viceroy tells me WiFi absence won't happen again
>I leave, thanking God I'm not a sniveling, groveling wagelet
I don't understand how people work retail. My summer job doesn't involve kissing customers asses for no extra pay. I show up, make a decent amount of money to spend on vidya, cigarettes and food and go home.

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Is there anything more pathetic than a chestlet? Imagine knowing every time you get a guy to fuck you that he's only there because he couldn't get a real women to satisfy him