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What porn do you think she watches?
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>>36698404
Lesbian solo masturbation.
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original sph
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>>36698404
pictures of me desu
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anybody got any experience growing weed indoors?
any tips?
also whats a good website to buy legit seeds from?
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some guy from the wow elysium priv server /vg/ guild had a huge plantation. try to get in contact with diaperslurp
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>>36698382
i have no idea how to get in contact with him
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>>36698364
One time I grew 2 plants out in the backyard in buckets and I brought them inside and they just sat next to windows. I have 2 bedrooms and one gets sunlight in the morning and one in the afternoon and I just hung a bunch of tinfoil around them and it made the sun soooo much brighter.
I got about 20 seeds right now though and I'm making my own soil and I'm gonna walk around town and plant them deep along streams and fields
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Frogs and Feels tavern 2017-05-01 06:25:26 Post No.36698330
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Spring Break edition.
order what you would've normally ordered in a wretched hive of scum and villainy and share your feels if you feel like it
Jukebox is currently playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
PS
"Right lane must turn right" captcha is haunting me
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>>36698330
One cup of black tea, please.
I have quit my job, signed off the apartment and broken up with my GF of five years. In one month I will travel to Mont Ral in Spain and study The Bright Path meditation as taught by the Ishaya monks. I will stay there for six months, after which they will assert whether I am worthy of joining their order. Once accepted, I will return to society to pass on their teachings.
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Also, if you don't mind, I'll hit the keys with some Rachmaninoff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrOp4TeG100&fmt=18
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>>36698330
Shouldn't be drinking alcohol, so I'll just get some tea or something.
Love of my life is gone and now I'm lost in the world.
Just gotta keep moving forward aimlessly, I guess.
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what the fuggg
aaaaaaaa
>be excited and fun always telling jokes and stuff
>he's too childish, not manly enough
>be more serious
>he's not fun around to be with
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRYING SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO TO GET A FUCKING FEMALE HUMAN TO LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME.
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also
>tfw no gf
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>>36698307
get plastic surgery
be like this guy
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>>36698414
no
oregon legon orgononononomnnnnnnn
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so i'm posting pol propaganda on 9gag, and since i'm not autistic enough to use memearrows outside of 4chan, what is a good way of quoting other people during arguments since "this" isn't pretty enough for my taste and looks ugly in a sentence.
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>>36698164
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wow you're really going through with this, huh? there are like eighty different passages in the qu'ran dedicated to, "fuck with us, we fuck with you back." you're not being insulted because you are not involved in the midst of a nearly unavoidable culture war. you are being insulted because you are being a dickhead.
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>>36698228
just tell me a god way to quote people without looking as autistic as you, abdul.
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>>36698164
I mean she isn't all wrong
if you discriminate against ppl just because of their religion they're gonna get pissed
however there is a difference between preventing ppl that are from high terrorism risk areas entering your country and discriminating against a religion
afaik all laws regarding religious practice affect each religion equally
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I couldn't think of anything not autistic to put on my tinder bio so I just put some riddles. Girls like riddles, right?
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bitches love riddles
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>>36698255
Good. I also put this picture that I am hoping will get them nice and horny
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>>36698311
you're going to have a hard time breathing with all the pussy that's going to be smothering you
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Can we have an online dating general? Post tips, stories, greentext, videos etc
>Tfw swipe every girl for a week and get 2 matches who never replied
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>>36698107
15 origfgsgsgsgsggsg
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>>36698107
Is the answer 15?
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>>36698107
mfw I can relate to a few of these
https://youtu.be/FosEM8zvI7A
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It's Elliot's month.
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which date this month am I supposed to go to starbucks and order a fatty mocha with his name?
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>>36698091
I remember a few people doing that in the previous years. Should be 22nd, the last known time he went to Starbucks afaik.
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>>36698132
and a somewhat uncommonly known fact is that you can see the cup in the retribution video.
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Have you ever gotten close to a girl/woman with big or giant tits before?
Who's your favorite busty porn star?
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>>36698066
I hate this women so much. Just look at them makes me wanna kill myself (more)
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I met this busty Swedish lady on okc and went savage on dem massive titays. She was older, like late 30s, and a bit on the plump side. Her boobs were titanic. Heavy and pendulous. But also veiny and her nipples were almost invisible. We went to fire island where we enacted all of my tit abuse and creampie fantasies.
I'm decent looking, but im also Asian. It's not like girls are throwing themselves at me, let alone busty blonde ladies. So I'm happy to have experienced this at least once.
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>>36698066
>Posting censored porn.
Of course it'd be the a cowtits fan who'd post shit taste videos.
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Robots, why does tranny cock feels so good? I can't stop taking it! I'm in love with it! From the huge and thick ones that make me moan, to the feminine small ones that is suck and fuck until she(male) squeels and gives me sweet delicious cum.
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>>36697975
i think you need to leave.
original
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do you really get fucked in the ass by trannies ? Dude, oregano
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>>36698122
I do, sometimes I fuck them too, but mostly get fucked hard.
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I need to find a job, /r9k/, and I'd like to try and kill two birds with one stone. I recently found out that my state has fairly lax AoC laws.
What types of places should I apply to if I want to be working around teenage girls?
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Kill yourself you pedophile fuck
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>>36697929
Camp counselor. As long as youre semi young looking theyll hire you. You dont have to be good with kids, nobody there is.
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>>36697929
Hope you get arrested, sick pedo.
How do you get over a girl anons?
She likes me but a relationship with her would never work. I just want to stop liking her.
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>turning down a relationship
you don't belong here
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>>36697926
I'm a loser neet with depression, I'm definitely not fit for a relationship so I don't want one
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>>36697903
I got kinda the same problem i just wish she would like me back
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>get on my old roblox account
>look for games I used to play a lot
>remember I spent weeks worth of time on a wolf/fox roleplay place back in 2010-2012
>find it after a few minutes of searching
>abandoned, only one person on
>used to have 2+ servers filled at all times
>join
>there's a guest in the server alone
>put on wolf model
>find him
>he runs up to me and starts jumping and spinning
>I dance emote as a greeting
>start walking around the place, reminiscing about the times when I used to actually roleplay
>guest still following me
>seems genuinely happy to follow me
>seems so fucking adorable to me
>probably just a little kid having fun as a wolf
>I show him some of the hidden areas in the map
>jumps around every time I stop
>another person joins
>tries attacking us
>we both run away together
>stay with him in the server until he leaves after 20 minutes
>since guests can't chat, I'll never know what he was thinking during all that
>probably will never see him again
Why do I have so much fun with the most autistic things?
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>2017
>playing Roblox
>playing Roblox while being over the age of 10 unironically
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>>36697898
Pls I'm just trying to relive the simpler times
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>>36697898
pleb, roblox is god tier
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How likely can we build NEET island?
It's not like anybody would stop us taking a boat here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island
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Bump for interest.
What's your plan anon?
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>>36697762
Pff, the only way to make that island more of an autist shithole would be to establish the imperial system.
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how do you guys plan to survive if everyone is a neet?
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Self-improvement thread 2017-05-01 05:47:42 Post No.36697659
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Alright, /r9k/, time for a self-improvement thread. There's a lot of wallowing in self-pity here, so let's move beyond it. You may have been dealt a bad hand: you may be short, weak, poor, unattractive, depressed, addicted, autistic, whatever. That doesn't mean you can't improve your situation. I'll start with some inspiration. http://www.artofmanliness.com/2016/02/02/turn-your-excuses-into-action-the-do-what-you-can-guide-from-the-blind-teenage-leader-of-the-french-resistance/
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You should make a faggot threads to get attension and (you )s
Here is your (you) and my bump
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>>36697659
Since I feel sorry for OP and his thread I will provide a bit of a tip for fellow robots.
Start chewing gum, like the minty one. It reduces fat on your face and improves your dental hygeine.
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>>36699127
P l a c e b o
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