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>>34599054
it's a cry for cock

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>>34599054
gives me massive hard on desu

20% of them aren't wearing underwear underneath. (Poll by Women's Health)

>>34599041
Spamming this picture has to be the shittiest meme this board has ever produced.

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> tfw recently noticed, freshly carrying, newly bearing, originally displaying, latley exhibiting, usually donning, commonly showing, regularly wearing this filipina qtp2t.

>>34599194
what happened to squarejaw chan? R9K is so fast at forgetting their goddesses.

Just watch the Ray Winstone flick, then the old cartoon of The Hobbit and you're good.

>>34599077
Why not the one with Christophe Lambert?

>>34599077
My prof hates the movie and says it's inaccurate

>>34598996
>Like that girl you hang out with
I don't know any women you fucking whore

Girls like this don't exist outside of anime, unless they're autistic landwhales roleplaying.

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>>34599012
Why are you always s-so m-m-mean to me, anon?

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>>34598964
>kike york

>>34599011
>"""living"""" anywhere in the US besides new york

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>>34599033
>""""Iiving"""" in nigger york

Talk with myself in a language I invented.

>>34598925
I need symmetry when I touch things, so I balance out my steps and such. But when I'm alone I do it in sets of five apart five together in a certain pattern. I also do this when my teeth touch.

>>34598947
Tell me about this language? How long did it take you to invent this?

>>34598915

Not necessarily bad but creepy

>>34598915
Go for it! You only live once

>>34598915
I tried once with a punk girl who was living in the streets and told me I could go fuck myself if I wanted to.

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>>34598898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DuNERt6AD4

ain't none of us ever going to make it

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No matter what you get into, you'll never like it the same way the normies do
You'll find ways to only despise their tastes as a robot mark my words OP

not all music is normie, i listen to a lot of outsider music, right now im into Moevot and Mamaleek (black ambient/acoustic)

and that is a nice album ,it sounds very cleand and british, i remember the next to last track is amazing

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>>34598845
Because I am the gf (male)

>>34598859
post feet u slut

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>>34598869
n...no
[Original]

>>34598781
Pint of vodka

>>34598781
angel shot with lime.
then go home right away.

>>34598802
Rerroling for my own post

>>34598728
ITT: Shit that never fucking happned

>burgerclaps would rather die or wait for a friend to come pick them up as they bleed out than let an ambulance take them to the hospital because their insurance won't pay for the ride and they can't afford the upwards of $5000 it will take for a ten minute drive

How the fuck is it that bad there?

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>>34598833
>free market
>bad

>obongocare or any similar programs
>good

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>>34598714
>thinking there's a way out of brainlet hell

you're stuck here with me forever, fucker

>>34598714
you g-gotta, uh, hey lissen. lissen in man
hey, you need... you, hey hay man d-did you know
that um like... hey you. HEY. HEY. You... you gotta' you gotta' y-you gotta not... uh... fap. Yeah. That's it, yeah. Don't. Just don't. Smarts.

Read books. Try to read a book every week or at least one every two weeks. It doesn't matter what you read as long as it's something you're interested in, but you should try to have a balance of both fiction and non-fiction.

annihilating conservative ideologues is a hobby of mine

no i have about 5 hours of beats ive made iver the past two years but only an hour and a half or more is "good" but im bored of music

smoking is a great pastime but i decided to stop because id do it everyday even though it was only a few a day

>>34598633
If anyone on this board has distractions it's gonna be vidya, but
>little distractions
Yea it's kind of THE distraction

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>>34598606
I can agree with your verbiage

>>34598606
or
>IMGXXXX

that means they took this pic with their camera which is a turbo normie tool.

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>image.jpg

Only comfy NEETposters use this

>>34598603
She's gonna find a new daddy for you both.

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It means she's a submissive fuckslut.
What do you think collars are?
She wants to be dominated and conquered by Big Black Cock.

>>34598603
It means she got her black belt in dick sucking