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what happened to this dude? i was just looking at his art a few weeks ago.

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>>36755228
>>36755325
what is this shit? an explanation would be not bad in this situation.

>>36755375
They have illnesses that require the crystal treatment but the treatment makes peoples' hands grow as a side effect.

If we shouldn't be interested in politics what should be interested in? and don't say raising children

>>36755306
Games , cooking , manga etc.

>uses reddit
>grew up rich
>wishes she was black
>black
>likes coen films
>has a large dog that does not have dark coloured hair
>plays the guitar
>thinks she can help people
>has white sheets and pillow case (different coloured pillow case or different coloured sheets are fine but not both white)
>rolls cigarettes
>drinks gin
>has a best friend that she hates
>

Any of these are just awful. Also any women browsing this shithole is probably not very stable or enjoyable to be around.

Blacks don't crack because you can't crack an omellet

>>36755147
An old piece of shit or a brand new piece of shit are shit just the same.

>>36755147
>Do black women actually age slower than white women?
>Yes. And science backs that up.

Why do blacks live shorter lives then?

>>36755115
i'm here, anon. cook 4 me

how tall are you and why would you want a manlet bf

>>36755264
I'm only 5'9. I just think short guys are cute. I guess I'd date a tall guy, but if I got to pick I'd probably pick someone between 5'2-5'7

That actually kinda jammed in the 2nd half. Makes sense these dudes go off the deep end. Ba margera is looking fucked fat and old aswell

>>36755031
Pop Punk is the genre for normies who like to pretend they aren't normies.

Its the "I'm not like the other girls" of musical genres.

>>36755284
Does anyone under the age of 30 unironically listen to pop punk though?

>>36755008

Support your thesis, please.

>>36755008
you should look up some general poll on this I think it averages out to around 10 for a lifetime

you have some quite unpopular opinion

>>36755008

This reminds me of a femanon on /pol/ who destroyed an entire thread, calling out /pol/ on their hypocrisy. /pol/ thinks they can race mix if they want but women should be barred from doing so.

She provided a screenshot and even said "you went black, I don't want you back". Women are such great trolls. I agree with her message too though.

girls like feeling helpless

it leaves them not knowing what to do

i think most girls that i interact with are pretty okay regardless of whether they do or do not have roast beef flaps

>posts a twitter conversation that most definitely happen
>it doesn't even make sense
>nor is it funny

Really shit start to the thread.

>>36754861
Work on your banters, be the snarky deadpan archetype.

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>>tell someone see you later "thanks for the warning"

>>36754861
Did you reciprocate to the gratitude?

because then you'll actually take the steps necessary to get a gf

its not hard

you just have to want it

>>36754898
>its not hard
Until she notices you're desperate for sex.

>>36754974
Don't let her notice then? What the fuck do you think every other guy is doing?

Some of you have jobs, how did you get past the interview? It seems impossible for non-normies.

Probably gonna end up getting kicked out by mom for not getting a job.

>>36754856
I don't even know, i just went to a interview day and totally sperged out, i even prepare a shor awnser to every posible questin but i ended up forgeting everything, fucking hell even in the most basic jobs i'v been looking like Fast food or cleaning jobs that stupid interview is always required.

>Expecting any kind of advice from r9k
That's like asking /a advice about women, go to /adv instead or any other board for that matter.

>What are you supposed to be doing and why are you not doing it?
Studying for exams. I'm doing the bare minimum.

I'm motivated more by fear of failure than anything else. It can always get worse, and it always will, but if I try hard enough I can at least mitigate the damage. It's not the strongest motivation though so I don't try very hard. I know full well that I'll never be happy regardless of what I do.

Trying to advance in a career.
Want to be a Police Officer. Have tried many times and failed every single time. Furthest I got was a video interview which I fucking sperged on since I had no clue what to expect. That was back in January.

Now I just wonder what could have been if I passed and have since given up.

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>aware i'm failing
>can't be fucked to do anything about it

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you deserve it
>>clap clap clapclap clap

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>>36754715

BBDWTFAS

Balee dat

>>36754667
Mostly how is their day going, and doing silly roleplays

>>36754872
>hey how are you
>fine u?
>ok
>what u doing
>nothing lol u?
>me 2 lmao

is that it?sounds boring as fuck

>>36754930
Nah. We also talk about TV shows, games, movies, what we're doing, what some dumb cunt on the internet said, what some dumb cunt in real life said, what we want to do for food, if we're going out, anything really.

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I hate this, I have it all the time

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>>36754659
The saddest part is that this kind of threads get archived with 2 or 3 (YOUs) and fucking normie/dating advice thready gets 100 (YOUs) in the first minute. Being robot doesn't mean shit anymore. We're living the death of this board lads, and it's worse than I ever could imagine.

>>36754659
just drink, it's how i've dealt with it for fiffteen years

>>36754618
And yet she still was able to find love and have more balls than you ever will.

>>36754618
I never read anything about her being a fembot. She is a kid and this is what kids do Her life isnt ruined either.

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>>36754648
nah she's a frequent user of r9k