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>>38136160
>reply to this thread to delete pol /b/ros!!!
>If we get 500 replies then mods will do it!
This 2bh

>>38136160
You can take our land, our pride, and our freedom. You can say that traps arent gay, but we all know they are

You will NEVER get /pol/ deleted. You will never get rid of the one board that had made us immeasurably autistic.

You cant be a true robot if you dont browse /pol/

>>38136409
>>>38136160 (OP) (You)
>You can take our land, our pride, and our freedom. You can say that traps arent gay, but we all know they are
>You will NEVER get /pol/ deleted. You will never get rid of the one board that had made us immeasurably autistic.
>You cant be a true robot if you dont browse /pol/
Thanks for signing the petition anon. Make sure to leave feedback

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>>38135064
Fist for best girl

>>38135162
oops that was a bit of a freudian slip

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>>38135162
I agree with this poster's statement, truly beautiful

>22
>Male
>non-virgin
>non-religious/agnostic maybe idk
>lel personality tests
>idk a few but recently moved to an area where I only have one friend (roommate)
>2 that I actually text regularly
>nothing recent, but doing something "social" tonight if you wanna call it that
>it might go good, might go bad
>STEM related shit
>dunno i start this week (hence the move)
>none really...sports, i run sometimes
>work this job for a bit while finishing masters degree then move somewhere else
>fuck politics but slightly conservative
>fuck this chick tonight

but anyways the story i'll add is i just moved into a new apartment in a new city and this chick invited me over to smoke and chill tonight. she's kinda chub but not awful looking. worst case scenario i get smoked up for free, best case scenario i get to fug a thicc bitch while high af

>>38134859
>has a firm handshake

>>38134859
>20
>m
>khhv
>none
>dont care
>0 (2 if u count online friends)
>0
>play an online game with said online friends
>cant exactly go wrong
>no
>no
>no
>waste time and eventually an hero
>none because politics is for normalfags
>none

fuck you faggots

I once let my dog lick my genitals
I slept with my friends younger sister

I unironically hate niggers and chinks

I play Katawa Shoujo. Doing so is possibly the biggest hit to my self esteem yet, but i'm just so damn lonely and I can't help myself.

Suck dick behind a dumpster

>>38132801

Dildo my ass while crossdressing. Shit was cash.

Barebacked a known slut (male) after a night of heavy drinking

We can't help you whore

>kissed a hooker
You deserve it retard

>>38132661
Timestamp
Hope you used a condom op

>>38132654
>that's deformed

Oh Jesus Christ, then what am I? Inhuman?

>>38132654
He is a hero, yes

Our society praises unrestrained sexuality and believes women NEED to fuck a hundred Chads whenever she feels like it.

But if you are an ugly guy, you deserve to die a virgin and are not entitled to sex.

I respect him for exposing societies hypocrisy

>>38132686

He looks good in the pictures cause he had plastic surgery. A lot of it. But he is still traumatized from prior bullying.

>>38131091
How did normies "ruin" a show for you? Do normies actually have an influence and effect the show's writing?

So if a show becomes popular and a lot of people (normies) like it, then it becomes shit? kek.

When it came in 2013, it was never underground. Lots of "normie" hipsters watch adult swim.

>>38131153
holy shit I knew a faggot like you would come in and try to "school" me. honestly fuck off. annoying as fuck. I clearly wrote "I'm not gonna stop watching it because normies are, but still" for a reason.

You know what the fuck I'm talking about but you're too hung up on seeming mature and shit. fuck off your high horse dude.

>>38131247
They're right about it never being underground though

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INFJ RCOAI 5w4 (5/8 > 1 > 4) sx/sp reporting in.

>>38130119
>http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/
For Anons just getting into this pit of autism, the Tumblr page is a bit incohesive. Either click on "Site Index", or just go to http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/masterposts for better organisation of info.

Out of curiosity, do Anons wish they were another type?

I'm comfortable as an INFJ, but I'm vaguely aware that it's often shittier to be a feeler even with tertiary Ti, so given the choice I'd be INTJ.

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>tfw intj with nothing interesting to do

what do

>>38130946
Play singleplayer vidya. It allows you to temporarily escape this boring reality.

inb4 traps

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>>38129981
I want to look EXACTLY like Shimakaze!

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shinda shima

Geez, I have a job and this post has me all nervous and shit.

gotta swing by the kitchen and load my pockets up with spaghetti first

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>>38122136
"Son, you'll never get ahead in life until you take that first step. It's all a matter of speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, addressing him as 'Sir," and giving him a firm handshake."

This is such an embarrassing thread.

>>38119803
Do the opposite for once. Robots post your ideal girlfriend. I want to read something different.

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>>38119821
Pic of my ideal girlfriend. Doesnt have to look like her but it has to be damn close

>>38096903
Fuck off in an original way you tripfag blogger cunts.

>>38097011
You can not resist forever. You will hug her one day.
Blazorple.

>>38096903
Baincest

your virgin handshake gave you away pleb

get better at shaking hands you FUCK

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>>38143150
>>38143163
my handshake is fine there is no jobs in this shitty small ass town.

>>38143101

/comfy/ when done alone but when done in a group everyone will go full retard and get caught (especially normies)

>>38143118
like caught by law enforcement? what do you mean

>>38143101
Either roll solo or have a couple equally retarded people over to partake, might make you feel good, might make you an anxious wreck, either way you just gotta roll those dice nigga