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rate my OC, robots
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>>36640659
Uncreative. Try sampling the A and the L and use them to write "All" instead.
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>>36640659
I don't really get it.
What do you mean?
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>>36640659
why didnt you keep the title and just photoshopped them getting raped and killed?
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How does this image make you feel? What kind of emotions does it evoke?
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im happy for them kinda sorta
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>>36640581
/pol/ pls go away. Friendly reminde that if you feel like you have to post in racebait threads the least you can do for the community is to type 'sage' in the options field. Making r9k better one day at a time, fellas.
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COLONIZED by the White man.
It's the weekend so I got to sleep in, but I still need someone to wake me up with a blowjob ;)
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How do you get an aesthetic penis flop like that? I can't get mine to do that.
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Since you have got a blowjob, I should think you could cum on Chichi & have sex with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJyAvptT2s
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>>36640646
You have to have girth for one and you need to be a shower when flaccid. My cock is generally around 4" when flaccid. But now that I'm posting I'm getting a semi
>>36640661
I'd prefer cumming on Tifa's boobies while my cock is between them
I'm drunk at 830am ask me anything
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when did you woke up?
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>>36640539
haha I'm drunk too except its 730 here. i took a nap last evening though so i'm not really tired.
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>>36640553
I woke up around 6pm and went to work and drank all night through my shift
That's the last time I'm taking advice from /r9k/
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That's the last time I'm taking advice from /r9k/
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>Thread about dreams a week or two ago
>One guy says that eating chocolate before bed helps for having vivid, wild, even lucid dreams
>I've been trying to have lucid dreams for my entire life with no luck
>forgot about it, two weeks go by
>last night
>bored and tired, going to bed, but first eat a third of this chocolate rabbit in the fridge because why the fuck not, who else /fatanddepressing/ here?
I don't fall asleep for another two hours but here's the dream I get:
>Thanksgiving
>walking outside my house
>run into my10/10 short blonde haired, blue eyed, ex-gfoneitis
>casual conversation
>as I leave, she gives me a quick kiss
dafuq.wav
>IRL, she broke up with me to avoid a long-distance relationship and I'm still barely over her4 months later
>"What are you doing?"
>"I changed my mind."
>she comes home with me for thanksgiving
>I tell her how much I missed her
>she tells me nice things that I know I'm not ever gonna hear again from anyone else
>we just cuddle and enjoy being with each other on the neighbor's front lawn
>"Anon, I lo-"
>wake up
It's not fucking fair, guys. My own subconscious has turned on me.
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Also, inb4
>get out Norman Reeeeeeeeeeeeeedus
I was a chubby, nerdy 5/10 on a good day with a super-beta personality who had been this girls friend for years.
For whatever reason she loved me back. My first and only gf.
I'm not even mad now, just sad.
I was a robot. I thought I had transcended and gained cyborg status. I did. For a while.
Turns out it was just an upgrade.Also dreams thread, I guess.
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Does eating chocolate really help though? I want to have more vivid dreams.
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>>36640534
Chocolate helps you dream? Is this true?
I don't really get dreams, haven't had a dream this year yet, so I'm gonna try it tonight.
How do you get vivid nightmares? That's what I wanna know. They seem interesting.
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http://www.channel4.com/programmes/how-autistic-are-you
I found a test that you might finally be able to pass
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>Occupation
>there is no NEET option
Whoever made this is so normie they cannot even comprehend someone not ever having had a job.
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We already have a test. If you can't understand this, then you are autistic.
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i got so fucking happy when i saw that i was only slightly in front of that little marking because i thought it was average but it was average autistic
im fucking done i used to think i was autistic but i decided i wasnt and then the therapist said she thought i was this is fucking dumb
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Well robots? Who gets it?
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I deserve it I got there first fuck those normies
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>>36640486
Nobody, because I was there first.
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>>36640486
First come firstt serve :^)
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Can I chemically castrate myself to go not go bald? I mean it's fucking retarded I haven't had sex in years, I'm not even interested in sex, there's no girls where I live, there's no point. I don't even want a girlfriend or kids or sex I just want my hair so I don't walk down the street looking like a balding freak.
I don't really need sexual pleasure I'll probably just find a trap or tranny to fuck my ass and learn to like it or something. I would literally knife my own balls off for hair if I wasn't so afraid of gore and pain and injury
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Why do you need your hair if you're not trying to get laid anyway?
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A dick and balls has nothing to do with the hair growing on your ead anon
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>>36640991
>being this retarded
just get on fin and be done with it
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Do any of you use discord? Have you had any luck in finding friends there?
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>do any of you use discord
what do u think the fucking answer to this moron question would be on this board
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Yeah, r9 cucks here M8hrB
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>IRC with pictures and ebin memes
no thanks
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who here is borderline normal/can fake being normal but has robot quirks or has a second life as a robot?
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I don't spill my spaghetti, can talk without revealing my power level
Im just invisible to the normals
If that's what you call pretending to be normal then that's what I am doing
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>>36640305
Well I have friends and even socialize, I just can't drive myself to get someone. So here I am 23 and kv, being here though just makes me feel worse, but I hate myself so it is ok.
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That's me alright. I can fit amongst everyone, and hate using the word "normie". However I'll never truly belong amongst the norm or feel at ease there.
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>tfw my wisdom teeth is coming out
it's such an unbearable pain
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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shoulda flossed
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>tfw 2 wisdom teeth came out without any problems
still worried about the other 2
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>>36640272
Chew some ice
>Have to read and make notes on 40 pages a day to finish the syllabus before the exam
>Estimated that this would take 14 hours a day of solid work, 7 days a week for 4 weeks.
Basically I'm on a death march /r9k/, how do I survive this?
I can do 6-8 hours of solid work a day consistently but I've never done 12 hours a day before for longer than 5 days. Solid meaning not counting breaks/getting coffee/going to the toilet/everything else other than work.
Also, I know some CEO's work this amount of hours all the time, so what separates them from us?
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>>36640261
12 hours a day of solid work*
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>>36640261
>read and make notes on 40 pages a day
>14 hours a day of solid work
Are you a really slow reader??
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>>36640316
If it's something related to science or technology, it's not that unrealistic, provided it's completely new material to him and he really has to understand it in detail.
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Are you doing anything this Saturday? Do you wish you were?
Go out and play magic! Many places are doing a sealed event for the Amonkhet release.
What happens is you go the store, pay 30 bucks and get 6 packs. Open those packs and make your 40 card deck with those cards.
The events usually last around 3-4 hours, depending on the size.
You don't need a 4000 dollar deck to enjoy magic.
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>>36640257
If you are going, and have not played Magic before, make sure you take some time to learn how to play.
http://magic.wizards.com/en/gameplay/how-to-play
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>>36640257
For those who have never built a sealed deck, Channel Fireball did make a neat primer. https://www.channelfireball.com/articles/the-amonkhet-prerelease-primer/
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>>36640257
>its a major company trying to do viral marketing on r9k episode
well fuck
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>tfw still no WWIII
>tfw you will never fight non-stop for almost a decade alongside your brothers in arms as you learn to apprieciate every second of life
>tfw you will never return to your wasteland home country praised as a hero with far less males to compete with for females
>tfw you will never repopulate the earth as a true nuclear family with a wife who knows her place
>tfw your community will never be 10x closer and friendlier to you as you rebuild to a cleaner and brighter future
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>>36640254
>implying you'll be alive to repopulate the earth
>implying you won't die from some accidental misfire
>implying any girl would want to fuck you, even in the nuclear apocalypse
top jej
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>>36640254
Anyone who says they want to go to war has never gone to war
I am certain that if you threw your average robot in the military if for some reason you didnt go gomer pyle from full metal jacket in boot camp surrounded by chads. the second the bullets flew past your head or you saw some really fucked up shit you would cry for your mommy and shit your pants. Yall say you want to go to war but most of you guys complain about wagecucking or cant even handle the feel of no gf without having a mental breakdown and sprialing into depression. just imagine what watching your friends get blown up would do to you.
War is not vidya anon
sincerely
-pissed off loser operation iraqi freedom veteran
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>>36640473
This is true. I get scared as fuck when I play paintball to win; let alone walk away without getting shot once.
>>36640254
WWIII would be nuts. WWIV will be relatively calm as humanity tries to repopulate.
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Hello i am a failed Australian Born Chinese Sydney born and raised.
I went to see a psychologist. I told him im thinking about living in a regional town such as ballarat, albury, townsville, etc. he asked me "do you see yourself more of a country boy?" I was perplexed by his question because in front of me an anglo man asking me a question as if i too was a fellow anglo, which i am not. I believed he was being genuine but i took almost as a sarcastic remark.
Does my lack of personal identity run this deep? Do i no longer consider myself Australian due to a lack of outdoor exposure coupled with increased multiculturalism in which anglo culture has been muffed into lesser prevalence?
I hate myself because im not white, i fucking hate asians and all ethnics in sydney. If only Sydney was 90% anglo it wouldn't have been this way but the government and greedy new age Australians are so greedy for extra shekels that they would roll over and sell themselves out to the chinese and arabs.
As a chinese-Australian i have seen it. Why do you have chinatowns? Why are ethnic enclaves legal? Why do you allow buisness signs to be written in anything other in english?
There are now businesses that have no English presentation at all.
The only true anglo area in metro Sydney are eastern suburbs and even then the eastern suburbs are getting gooked up.
You people are so cucked for allowing ethnic enclaves and it's such a shame pauline hanson has also been bought out by the chinese.
Sometimes i think i should just go to china with my grandparents and learn how to be a real scummy gook.
Sydney, the most iconic city of Australia (fuck up melbourne) to the rest of the world is full of asians, curries, and arabs.
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>>36640137
FUCK SAKES BANANA MAN COME TO NEWCASTLE AND HAVE VB WITH ME
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>>36640137
Fuck Ballarat lad come to Warrnambool. Ballarat is full of slow manlets
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>>36640138
>tfw fellow Nova-castrian in thread.
Fight me cunt