If you were to drop dead right now, how long would it take for someone to notice?
I think I could go months before someone finds me rotting
Im in my room with my door locked. Eventually someone would somehow open the door. Probably at most 10 people around my age would be at my funeral.
I've actually almost died before, I won't get specific on the details.
US robots, what stops you from buying a gun and ending this pain right now?
rate my OC, robots
How does this image make you feel? What kind of emotions does it evoke?
/pol/ pls go away. Friendly reminde that if you feel like you have to post in racebait threads the least you can do for the community is to type 'sage' in the options field. Making r9k better one day at a time, fellas.
It's the weekend so I got to sleep in, but I still need someone to wake me up with a blowjob ;)
Since you have got a blowjob, I should think you could cum on Chichi & have sex with her.
You have to have girth for one and you need to be a shower when flaccid. My cock is generally around 4" when flaccid. But now that I'm posting I'm getting a semi
I'd prefer cumming on Tifa's boobies while my cock is between them
I'm drunk at 830am ask me anything
>Thread about dreams a week or two ago
>One guy says that eating chocolate before bed helps for having vivid, wild, even lucid dreams
>I've been trying to have lucid dreams for my entire life with no luck
>forgot about it, two weeks go by
>bored and tired, going to bed, but first eat a third of this chocolate rabbit in the fridge because why the fuck not, who else /fatanddepressing/ here?
I don't fall asleep for another two hours but here's the dream I get:
>walking outside my house
>run into my
10/10 short blonde haired, blue eyed, ex-gfoneitis
>as I leave, she gives me a quick kiss
>IRL, she broke up with me to avoid a long-distance relationship and I'm still barely over her
4 months later
>"What are you doing?"
>"I changed my mind."
>she comes home with me for thanksgiving
>I tell her how much I missed her
>she tells me nice things that I know I'm not ever gonna hear again from anyone else
>we just cuddle and enjoy being with each other on the neighbor's front lawn
>"Anon, I lo-"
It's not fucking fair, guys. My own subconscious has turned on me.
>get out Norman Reeeeeeeeeeeeeedus
I was a chubby, nerdy 5/10 on a good day with a super-beta personality who had been this girls friend for years.
For whatever reason she loved me back. My first and only gf.
I'm not even mad now, just sad.
I was a robot. I thought I had transcended and gained cyborg status. I did. For a while.
Turns out it was just an upgrade.
Also dreams thread, I guess.
Chocolate helps you dream? Is this true?
I don't really get dreams, haven't had a dream this year yet, so I'm gonna try it tonight.
How do you get vivid nightmares? That's what I wanna know. They seem interesting.
I found a test that you might finally be able to pass
We already have a test. If you can't understand this, then you are autistic.
i got so fucking happy when i saw that i was only slightly in front of that little marking because i thought it was average but it was average autistic
im fucking done i used to think i was autistic but i decided i wasnt and then the therapist said she thought i was this is fucking dumb
Well robots? Who gets it?
Can I chemically castrate myself to go not go bald? I mean it's fucking retarded I haven't had sex in years, I'm not even interested in sex, there's no girls where I live, there's no point. I don't even want a girlfriend or kids or sex I just want my hair so I don't walk down the street looking like a balding freak.
I don't really need sexual pleasure I'll probably just find a trap or tranny to fuck my ass and learn to like it or something. I would literally knife my own balls off for hair if I wasn't so afraid of gore and pain and injury
Do any of you use discord? Have you had any luck in finding friends there?
who here is borderline normal/can fake being normal but has robot quirks or has a second life as a robot?
Well I have friends and even socialize, I just can't drive myself to get someone. So here I am 23 and kv, being here though just makes me feel worse, but I hate myself so it is ok.
>tfw my wisdom teeth is coming out
it's such an unbearable pain
>Have to read and make notes on 40 pages a day to finish the syllabus before the exam
>Estimated that this would take 14 hours a day of solid work, 7 days a week for 4 weeks.
Basically I'm on a death march /r9k/, how do I survive this?
I can do 6-8 hours of solid work a day consistently but I've never done 12 hours a day before for longer than 5 days. Solid meaning not counting breaks/getting coffee/going to the toilet/everything else other than work.
Also, I know some CEO's work this amount of hours all the time, so what separates them from us?
Are you doing anything this Saturday? Do you wish you were?
Go out and play magic! Many places are doing a sealed event for the Amonkhet release.
What happens is you go the store, pay 30 bucks and get 6 packs. Open those packs and make your 40 card deck with those cards.
The events usually last around 3-4 hours, depending on the size.
You don't need a 4000 dollar deck to enjoy magic.