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/R9K/... I need serious help
muh boss said that if i show up late, or dont show up one more time, ill loose my job
i cant loose my job
my sleeping scheduled is fugged
i stay up to 4 everyday, go to work almost always late, come home, sleep till 9 o clock
my alarm clock dosn't ever wake me up
itll go for hours
pls help
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Sleep when you get home, and leave an hour early.
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smoke meth before work OP, it's a really good way to stay awake for the whole shift
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>>37614737
find new job

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>Tfw you try to talk to someone on discord and they take forever to respond.
Reeee! I don't want to be alone anymore hurry up!
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I will finish my first day of No Fap today and it is extremely hard. What can help me not submit to fapping?
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Watch ferngully on netflix
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>>37614680
heroine and don't watch anything with women or sexy men on it
don't play videogames with fanservice
if you don't do drugs then take some sleeping pills from ur parents or buy tempra pm to sleep without masturbating
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I got a UTI like 6 days ago so I haven't masturbated since. I really want to, though.

Try getting a yeast-infection, OP.

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ITT: Post countries that need to be destroyed
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Scooby doo lookin ass motherfuckers

>fall for the gf meme
>feel just as unhappy and alienated as ever
>except now I can't even kill myself because I don't want to hurt someone who cares for me
It won't help.
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>start a b8 thread
>reply to myself by taking the b8 so that other posters get riled up
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>>37614637
>make a b8 thread on /pol/ and reply to yourselve
>people think you unironically don't know about ID's
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>>37614657
Devilishly organic
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>>37614657
This. Pisses them off also use reddit spacing Reddit memes and terms like magapede

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Guys, I feel empty. I started to take medication for about a year now, because of my depression, my doctor also told that I have severe anxiety and some autistic traits. I feel alone and the more I think about the world or politics, the less I want to be part of it. I don't have the balls to become an hero and nothing stimulate me anymore. I despise normies, because they are stupid and ignorant enough to have fun. I just want a cute gf and some way to find happiness. I'm afraid to get up in the morning and go to uni, there's no point in going there and I know it, everything I do is pointless. help plz
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don't leave me alone guys plz
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>>37614614
I feel almost the same as you bro, i'ven experimenting simptoms of anxiety and depression, but im too fucking poor to got to a psychiatrist, i recently finished high school, and since, "vacations" if you can call then that had consisted of me laying in bed looking at my phone for hours, and even tho i have a gf i feel very alone because i can only see her once a week, i have no fucking money to go out with friends (if the only two i have can count) and i am so deseperate to want to be independent and move out my parents home, but they are controlling AF, even because of that some hours ago i had an argument with my mother because she is messing a lot with my relationship, i am fucking tired of everything at this point, i feel like disappearing from everyone's life, i could make them happy.

I am really tired.

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>went clothes shopping for college with my normie sister
>for the first time have clothes that fit me that don't immediately betray my autism
m-maybe i can make it after all. make some friends, h-have a social life
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>>37614554
what did you get? what advice did she give you?
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>>37614554
Did you buy a new personality too?
Designer clothing and expensive accessories didn't fix my autism.
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>>37614568
>she told me how stores like marshall's and ross have designer clothes for cheap and to first look at clearance section
>she taught me how sizes on the tags work for example pants [waist measurement]x[length].
>important that clothes fit first of all
>i didn't even know how changing room work and she told me
>talked about some brands and types of clothes and what occasions they are for. also basic stuff like how to sort through clothes (im not that retarded come on)

trying to lose weight because noone likes a fat homo
how r u all doing 2nite
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Trying to gain weight because noone likes a skeleton (male)
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>>37614679
like unhealthy level skeleton or just thin skeleton

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why is pic related the best meme ever?
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>it takes a second to realize that's not a penis
>good old innocent childhood goofiness
>black
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>>37614504
His face looks funny.
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>>37614552
also, the picture's blurry, giving it the same authentic feel of amateur porn.

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how can i deal with loneliness?

I had a relationship about 1 and a half years ago, first and only one, and i really liked that girl.
never did i intent to touch her, nor did i look at her in any "bad" way, i truly loved to have her by my side.
now i am in a situation wich i go through every year, when i visit my old school, and i am sure she is there.

It always bothers my, because i still dream with her, it haunts me.
I am not some sort of maniac, it's just a dream, i always meet her, and everything is fine, and nothing went wrong in our relationship, and when i am about to say "i love you" i wake up, and realize my life's shitty, and she probably doesn't even remember i exist.

Now i don't know what to do, every day reality hits me harder (could also read "depression").

would anyone want to share some advice on what to do/say when i see her?

Also, would anyone here want to share stories/toughts about this subject?

thank you all, have a good night.

G.
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hey /r9k/ what's your view on iqtests online? Good, bad, or worthless placebos? In addition, what are things you guys like to do to keep your mind keen and fresh.
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I never had a problem with that one, the others are just common jewery asking for money at the end of a 30 minute test.
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>>37614387
>122
Nice! honestly, it's hard to do self-examinations online at all. I only received this rating with what like occasional visits to other iq test sites I'd do several times a week for lulz. I thought it was keeping my mind keen what with examining things in different, albeit, simple ways.

dunno how to treat the scores anymore outside of a "you did a good job at the scoreboard anon!" or for the more jewery ones, "pay us to tell you how you did a good job at the scoreboard anon!"

ah well.

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ITT: Things about time gaps that are intriguing
2017 is closer to when the film "Children of Men" takes place than when it came out
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>>37614336
god that movie is a fucking masterpiece

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>be straight
>short, extremely skinny
>thick hips/legs
>high pitched voice
>feminine mannerisms
>only gays have ever asked me out
>only place where people would be attracted to me is a prison
Why did god do this to me?
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>>37614296
At least gays likes you and give you attention, all I have going on for me is memes
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>>37614296
Incoming prison gay robots
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>>37614296
transition

oregano

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>friend forgets phone
>has lock
>turn off wifi
>turn on data
>watch his data bleed with every automatic update

who here /devilish/?
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>implying anyone on r9k has friends
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>>37614275
>friend

You need to /leave/, normalfaggot

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