Have you ever had a crush on, experiences with, or even a relationship with a mother? Don't be cheeky and say "my child's or her child's mother".
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I have a crush on my mom.
I need to make out with her and have her sit on my face. It'll never happen. Whenever she gets a bf I feel like I'm getting cucked. End it.
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Yep. Mother of 3. It was a wild and passionate affair. She was stretched out enough that she was the only woman to ever really enjoy getting pounded by my uselessly large dong. I might get another chance with her in 2 years.
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>>37023058
Was she single or married?
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REEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THEY GOING AFTER ASIAN WOMEN NOW
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Many orientals constitute what's called the 'model minority' group and are therefore white. This means they must be destroyed.
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when asian women find out about BBC white women won't be allowed to procreate anymore unless they use mexicans and dirty indians
GOOD LUCK WHITEBOIS
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Asians hate niggers more than whites.
>tfw the sadness slowly starts to turn into anger
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Embrace it boy, start hating world its only way.
People are naturally hateful, normies, chad and womyn are full of hate they are only showing it indirectly, they are all extremely passive agressive creatures.
Either way you cut thru their bullshit or take it slowly in your ass till it makes toll on your mind and body.
I very vindictive I like to piss normies in all way possible, every chance I get I destroy normies stuff, every change I get I steal, every chance I get I place traps and watch how they are getting hurt.
There are no morals in this world remember this boy, world is violent, cruel unforgiving place just became one like that or become cuck. Choice is yours
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I wish I could be a less hateful person but I can't. I just hate everybody and everything
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How do you guys have the energy to be angry all of the time? I swear, it's like most people go out of their way to be upset. It's easier to just be indifferent.
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/r9k/ full of negativity. Most here think their only course of action is to withdraw into a deluded MGTOW-esque circlejerk of memes and pretending that you never wanted a gf, social acceptance or a normal life anyway because women and modern society are all broken beyond repair and you're much better off jacking off to anime in your mom's basement for as long as she's still alive.
So if I want to rise up out of this hole and take part in society, have sex with girls, find a fulfilling purpose in life... which is the best 4chan subreddit or other internet message board to discuss self improvement?
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You are here forever. There is no escape.
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r/4chan
now leave normalfaggot
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>>37022348
/r9k/ hates MGTOW, fuck off retard. /r9k/ is mostly "tfw no gf".
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I like being a guy, I'm comfortable with my masculinity but sometimes I like being cute. I want to be a cute boy. Is that okay?
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>>37022312
No that's not okay
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>>37022312
Me too anon. I want a nice cute normal guy boyfriend who is okay with us saving our virginities for marriage.
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>>37022312
I want to be a cute boy too anon. If anything, it has motivated me to lose weight and finally start taking care of myself.
Maybe I'll get to be a cute boy one day.
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Have you ever had a plantar wart, /r9k/? If so, how did you get it removed?
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>>37022256
yeah i usually just let them be and they go away
but sometimes that can be years
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>>37022256
Just cut it out with a knife and pull the roots out
It cleared up for me after a few weeks
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I had a ton of them when I was like 13 or 12 or around that age. I didn't have to get them removed by cutting or using lasers or anything since they just gave me ointment to put on it and it went away after a month.
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Just be confident bro general 2017-05-14 10:11:38 Post No.37021970
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Just be confident bro general
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Just bee urself bro :^)))
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>>37021970
Yeah life is unfair. Deal with it in your own way and stop complaining and griping over every last facet of reality.
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>>37022025
You sound like an insufferable faggot.
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>>37022025
Said by someone of average or above height.
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>message a boy from /r9k/
>politely ask to see his penis
>he blocks me
why would he do that ;_;
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>>37021868
are you a boy as well
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>>37021887
>are you a boy as well
yeah why
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>>37021912
kys degenerate fag
originals
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>see white person
>day ruined
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>going to work at my wagecuck job
>get on the bus at 4pm
>nigger school children get on the bus
>black nigger female start screeching and trying to sing while eating KFC stinking out the bus
>black male niggers start playing music loud from their phones trying to sing
>day ruined
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So now you know how we feel.
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Go back to AIDSfrica and no white people will bother you.
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>Anooonnn, you can't keep stringing us along like this! Which one of us will have the honor of taking your virginity!
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>>37021754
God damn, can't believe the harem anime I'm in made it to a fourth season.
Uhh, guess I'll go with third from the left.
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You're mum haha sheeeeit
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>>37021754
A-all of y-y-you at once!!!!
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What's your excuse for STILL living with your parents? YOUR excuse.
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>>37021735
No job, otherwise I'd be fucking out of here immediately
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>>37021735
What are the advantages of moving out? It will just cost you more money, and mom won't be there to get you fast food whenever you want it.
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I only make $2000 a month and I can't afford it.
"But get roommates!"
Roommates suck. If I wanted roommates, I'd live with my parents.
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When are you going to kill yourself anon?
My parents are already in their 60's with major health issues, they probably won't last longer than a few years. When they're gone I'll probably off myself right away because I'm literally going to be left alone. Who the fuck will take care of the house, bring food on the table and pay taxes? How the fuck would I be able to handle all of that after being a NEET for decades? There is no other choice but suicide. They didn't teach me how to survive in this world and I don't have the capable genes to learn on my own.
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>>37021607
I'm in the same exact situation as you except I only have one parent, my mom.
I haven't been able to leave my house for years, only small distances to walk my dog etc.
I'm constantly anxious that something is going to happen to my mom, for fucks sake I even insist we stay on the phone while she drives to work so I know she doesn't crash.
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>>37021607
i've saved up a lot of money over the years, so once my parents die i'm just going to waste it all then commit suicide in some 3rd world country where no one can identify me.
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Why would you wait then? If you know exactly how this is all going to turn out save yourself the anguish and just go now.
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> TFW you weren't born with God-tier genetics.
Why even life, tbqfh?
Imagine being this guy, being able to set out and accomplish everything, having women drooling in public, everyone treats you well because you're handsome.
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>>37021603
>god tier genetics
>posts a 6/10 at best
Lol
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Being handsome or pretty doesn't matter if you're autistic
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>>37021603
Anyways, you do not need "god tier genetics" to be treated with respect. I am a 5'8 black guy and people will either leave me alone or treat me like a king(holding the doors, being more polite than usual, teachers/boss giving me a pass for screwing up etc) Just be confident and respectful. It'll pay off.
Watch the most recent Great Gatsby movie and copy Leo mode.
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How do you combat loneliness anons? I am doing fine for a few years now, but these last months I am just getting lonelier and lonier
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>>37021434
idk. i'm 25 now but I haven't figured it out.
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>>37021434
drink, but dont become an alchoholic
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Actually, I'm not
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If you were a father, what would you do with a schizophrenic man-child in his thirties? How would you set him straight? Keep in mind he thinks he's a "nice guy" and he's not, and he's been a complete fucking failure his whole life. He even has the benefit of everyone saying "PEOPLE ARE HARD ON HIM" when everyone is nice to him and nobody criticizes him for being a loser.
He's not my son but I live with the guy and I wonder how /r9k/ would deal with this situation.
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>>37021404
>set him straight
put him in a mental hospital for the useless sack of human waste he is
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>>37021404
You don't set him straight, he's already fucked. I'd just cut contact at that point.
I imagine this would be tough for his mom and dad though. That's why I don't ever want kids. Also this is their fault.
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Were you inspired by this thread? >>37013267
It's the exact same situation, 35-year-old NEET who LARPs as a superhero all day and refuses to get a job. https://youtu.be/tDoo1okjGbg