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venting thread. I'll strart.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY FUCKING SHELF JUST TIPPED OVER AND ALL OF MY OLD LEGOS FELL OUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
I SPENT SO MUCH TIME IN MY CHILDHOOD CAREFULLY BUILDING THEM AND TAKING CARE OF THEM AND FIXING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I TOOK SO GOOD CARE OF THOSE FUCKING LEGOS AND THEY ALL FUCKING BROKE IN 2 SECONDS BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY SHELF
I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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this is what a stupid frogposter looks like. they're loud, obnoxious and get in the way of meaningful and interesting discussion. it would be in your best interest to avoid becoming a stupid frogposter
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>>38868584
GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE ILL SCREAM AS MUCH AS I WANT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WANT MY FUCKING LEGOS ITS ALL I HAD AS A KID FUUUCK
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>>38868595
have I struck a nerve, mr frogposter?

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I lost a "friend" yesterday who I knew for about a year, things were great for the first 3 months but then I realised she's a fucking moron and on top of that, a trainwreck. One of the only benefits was that she let me share her Netflix (I'm too europoor to have had Netflix myself). I fell in love with it and it was one of the few things that made me happy, there's a few series I haven't finished and it just feels shit.

Oh and I don't reallyyy have any other friends so basically I lost a "friend" that I was constantly tired of because she was beyond dumb, and I lost one of the few things that made me happy.

I know this is reaching a bit far so posting this feels a bit hopeless, but if there's any robots out there willing to share their Netflix with me I'd be over the moon (of course we could be friends too, but uh, I can get a bit annoying).

Anyway yeahhh anyone?
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I even edited an image for this thread which I don't usually do but hey ho
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>>38868535

Yeast of the East
No, you are a shit tier friend but if you give us the tits, maybe we can arrange something?
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>>38868573
>Yeast of the east
what does that mean

>No, you are a shit tier friend but if you give us the tits, maybe we can arrange something?
lol...
so basically
>you're a shit tier friend for complaining about her after she abandoned you but show me a VERY personal pic of her
wh-what?

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>normies are not ok with open relationships
>but they're ok with casual sex and a girl's past doesn't matter

WTF!?
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>robots are not ok with a girl's past
>but they're ok with having had sex with hookers
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>>38868534

>open relationship meme

if ever the scenario just tell me you want to be a huge slut and I'll call the boys over.

don't fuck me around. you can't have me and chad
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Do you guys get put off by a girl who had many sexual partners because you're afraid that she might cheat on you or because of your moral standarts?

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>group assignment
>"choose your own partners"

What do people do here? It just seems like everyone else is suddenly in a group except for me. Someone give me advice because I'm going to kill myself if this happens one more time and I look retarded when I sit there alone.
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I just sit alone and don't worry about it. If the professor actually cares that much about forcing the assignment to be a group one, he'll say something before people start working.
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I probably wouldn't give a shit now as I'm older.
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>>38868551
That's a pretty good solution but in my case if you don't get into a group someone usually says something.

My concern is to not look retarded. I want to be normal, not just complete the assignment. How do normal people handle a situation like this?

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Here's some advice on the house.
If you're not getting approached or admired frequently by women you will never, ever be loved or have a proper gf.

Cunts are all the same and will definitely be thinking of how they deserve Chad whenever you are out with them.

In order to even exist to a fho you need to be at least 6'2" ripped and 8/10 face

Also general women hate thread.
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The raging bitter autistic virgin is shitposting again.
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>>38868507

oh so r9k is the normie board.............
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>>38868521
It is and has always been. Go back to wizchan.

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Hey guys. Can you explain to me honestly why the dating market is so fucked nowadays? I've heard some evidence regarding the increase of promiscuity and increase of partners after the Sexual Revolution over the years and such, but that's about all I know.

Does it really seem like a woman won't even give you the time of day if she thinks you're not a good looking guy?
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>>38868428
>Does it really seem like a woman won't even give you the time of day if she thinks you're not a good looking guy?

Look around. There are plenty of ugly couples. You're just a shitty person and women get that vibe from you immediately.
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>>38868474
yeah, everyone has ESP and can just tell people are shitty by being in proximity to them.
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>>38868474
so you're saying it's wrong to have standards or preferences then?

>absolutely despise every single weeaboo both irl and on the internet
>fap to vanilla hentai from time to time
who else /hypocritical/ here?
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>>38868419

>vanilla hentai

lmao

step it up lad
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>he hates himself
>he thinks he has any right to look down on weebs
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>absolutely hate traps and find the thought of men that dress and look like women disgusting
>still have some of my best fap sessions to them

who else been /jewed/ here?

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Does anyone know a girl who is both beautiful AND nice? If so please describe her in detail.
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>>38868241
she has pale skin and black short hair,cute little hands and a petite body
shes a junkie tho and i dont fuck with no junkie
she is literally the only girl i've ever met with enough patience to deal with my attitude
also she compliments me to cheer me up sometimes
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Girl named Jennifer who went to my middle school and high school. I had one class with her in 7th grade where we talked a bit and got one of my only crushes on. She was pretty and had an adorable personality. Idk why but I remember one day u turned around and she was googling "cute names for caterpillar" and I was amazed someone like this existed. She had long brown curly hair and really cute eyes and freckles.


Never talked to her again after that grade but i saw her occasionally and she stayed the same. Dated a Chad but he seemed like a good guy desu.
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she goes to church and works at chick fil a

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Indiana robots report in. All 3 of you wew.
It was 60*F last night was pretty comfy.
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>>38868171
>Evansvillefag here
Please get me out of here
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>>38868221
Mfw thats how I'd feel in any city in the whole state
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Carmel fag bump

>hehe this looks like a cool shot for my instagram XD

Why don't guys think this way and take lolrandom photos?
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>>38868064
I tried doing this
Only got 5 likes or something
I am not a hot girl.
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Becuase I'm not a normalfag and you need to be a normalfag for this to work.
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You need to be attractive for this to work. If any of us tried it we'd get 12 likes tops, compared to Stacey getting a minimum 90

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pornfu thread, who is your porn waifu? what's she doing now?

mines rosaleen young, she quit doing porn at some point to become christian or her family got mad idk.
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masha, crack cocaine
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pls Hitomi be my waifu
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>>38868076
bruh.......

i dont even

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What's the first thing your eyes went to?
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Ass and eyes
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feets --> ass --> eyes --> feets
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>>38868031

her lewd smile

she wants me to rip the jeans off and fuck her raw right there

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>want to program
>start tutorial for a language
>really enjoy the basics
>as soon as anything slightly complex is introduced brain shuts down
>looking at code that's more than very basic and short quickly overwhelms my brain
why is programming so hard
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>>38868006
because the teacher/writer isn't doing their job
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you're supposed to learn things by taking breaks between lessons, letting your brain rest. Also you need >=8 hours of sleep while learning. In other words don't try to learn everything in a couple of days.
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>>38868006
Actually it is only hard until you learn the basic commands. You should only watch tutorials for the basic things, trust me. I had programming class for a few years and every single time we got a complex programming homework, no program looked the same.

Sorry for the boring stuff I wrote, I think it might be useful.

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Tfw AI is a living thing
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>tfw an AI is a computer realizing it's alive
>tfw we are the universe realizing it's alive
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>>38867984

shut up Otacon
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>>38867984
Doesn't matter because you can only feel your own soul, so even humans may as well be soulless.

>>38868459
We're all made of star dust, that includes the computers, and no human is completely self aware so being so is overrated.

The choices you make are illusions. You're not in control. You only feel in control, and you only feel what you feel, not what others feel.

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>all fit tall men are losers without a future
>all gainfully employed mature men are short or ugly

WTF is this bullshit? Is it too much to ask that a guy be both tall and smart and healthy?
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For you, it is.
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>>38867947

Why? I see fat women with their tall white call job husbands all the time.

Heck if I have to I'll even consider chubby tall guys but even those men seem to have plenty of options.

Like, I'm not fat. I'm fit and not stupid. Have a degree. Straight teeth. White.
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>>38867985
What age would you be at then?

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