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I don't have an IRL gf, but I do have 3 internet gfs that I've met off 4chan. I don't know why, I just like being told I'm loved by someone. It made me feel happy for a while, but now I feel awful since all 3 are better than anyone like me deserves.

>>36357873
>>36358137
idk how you fagits keep doing it when I've been single and unliked by girls my entire life. what's the secret?

idk, it happened to me too

now she left me and i'm fucked up again

I have a big ass head and contact info I'm ready to drop.

>>36357956
What's your hat size.

>>36358076
I don't usually wear fitted hats but when I wear hats that have the snap shit on them it's usually the 3rd or 4th button part.

Give me the quic rundown

>>36357826
you have his area code, just call his county's PD and give them your evidence

they'll know how to smoke him out

>>36357826
ewhoring is so last decade what are u doing with ur life kid

If I took away your tranny medicine, would you die?

*teleports to path behind blocker*
I could have teleported to wherever I'm going. Oh well, not so fast.

>>36357777
Have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>36357762
When someone is trolling and I'm countertrolling by arguing logically, someone else can jump in for me while I go get food.

>>36357762
>Is there an argument for why we SHOULDN'T have thread IDs on all boards?
So I can shitpost and bait my own threads without anyone knowing it was I doing it all.

>>36357762
Why don't we just setup a username and password algorithm for all of 4chan :)

How exactly do you make enough dosh to live and shit, pls explain

>>36357752
That's awesome. I'm getting a Zoom R16 in a couple of months so I can finally start making quality overdubbed music once again, with harmonies and shit. Just have a shitty pink acoustic, though. I may have to perform some Butch Vig magic where I do 12 tracks' worth of guitars to give it a full, lush sound.

In the meantime I'm teaching myself the very basics of programming with Human Resource Machine that I just bought on Steam today.

>>36357771
Not OP but two people receiving disability benefits in the US can live just fine in a basic (no dishwasher or laundry) 2br apartment in L.A.

someone caring about your existence

>>36357734
Dont ever make a thread again

>>36357734
this is too real, fuck you nigga.

>>36357733
no one cares dude

saged

>>36357733
Don't think too much into it

She's probably just the manager trying to get people working for her

Maybe even the owner honestly who k owns

Just because it was a woman does not mean she wants the D you sperg

Sorry however

>>36357733
Where do you freelance write? This is something I'm trying to do

Why yes OP I would love to hang out with you.

>married
>on /r9k/
go back to /fit/ and don't fucking come back

>>36358034
C'mon man I just want a fren.

>>36357699
OP likes penis. He gets angry when he doesn't get it.

>>36357736
Traps are not gay. Yes this comment is extremely original.

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>>36357699
I usually get furious about once a week. Fantasize about violence every other day at the most. By that I mean I will look at people on the street and think something along the lines of "death camp", "gas", "bullet" or something appropriately edgy. As you can guess I tend to naturally be scowling most of the time.

>>36357830
Definitely gay brah

>>36357620
>flirt with a robot anon
>some other anon jumps in and steals my thunder pretending to be me
this is my personal flirt site
fuck off retards

>>36357645
>this is my personal flirt site

You're a pathetic piece of shit

>>36357620
You can't make an exactly similar thread on this board.

Maybe she just needs to get her shit together too just be kind anon

She has made you a question just answer. You can talk to your own mom without spilling spaguetti can you?

the easter bunny is coming, yay

>highschool
>very depressed I stopped leaving my house
>nothing still been a neet for 2 years now
>probably similar maybe in community college

>>36357576
I haven't dropped out of uni but it's almost certain at this point that I will. Let's just assume I already have.

>highschool or uni?
Uni
>why'd you drop out?
Absolutely miserable on campus, lost passion for major, hatred for fellow students, losing motivation, important class grade is shit even though I put the most work in for it
>what are you doing now?
Will be waiting to see if my friend can find me a job, learning to drive
>how do you think life would be if you didn't drop out?
I'd be miserable, I'd probably fail eventually, would have gotten a degree that wouldn't have the payout to atone for the debt

>>36357576
>high
>to intelligent 4 skool/declared it a waste and used dropping out as an excuse to focus on my own goals
>playing videogames for 4 years straight, I only focused on my goals for a grand total of 1 week
>Could be better, could be worse, both would probably still be shit because abusive parents.

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Why are you so afraid of me anon? All I wanna do is remove fags and blacks.

I'm from /pol/. Wat u gon do about OP?

Fagit

>>36357570
It will attract them, not even cucks react to her type of shit as strongly as your die-hard poltards do.

Do you use Windows?

>>36357524
i don't care that they watch

>>36357524
I do that too, except now I'm leaving it uncovered because I need an alibi for the next great happening that I'm facilitating and orchestrating. :)