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Hey guys! Its me, cloud. Just wanted to say that it will get better! Have a nice day, and keep your chin up!

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First tinder match and I get this?

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Remember this, robots? How about this time?

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>tfw oneitis only likes bad bitches
how do i stop being a shy girl? i'm so socially awkward it's not even funny i just want to be a bad bitch

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>handsome
>white
>tall
>succesful
>educated
>rich
>young
>but really really really super tiny penis
is my habit of coming here justified? can I stay? my penis is seriously underdeveloped and it holds me back a lot in life

pls dont call me a normie

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I'm 99 percent sure I have a hemorrhoid. what do I do until my mommy brings me some preparation h from Wal-Mart?

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>Drunk
>Again
>Almost 7 days a week now

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>"When is yours coming in anon?"

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Hey guys, wanted to see if you like my vlog. Let me know thnx! (:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA5HZUPJsAc

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i sure as hell do
im 21 and i thought i loved girls before, but 6 months ago i met this girl in college and nothing i felt for a girl comes remotely close to the things she made me feel. The best part is she likes me back and it feels like heaven. I dont even have words to express the feelings she gave and constantly gives me and what i feel every time i look into her eyes and when we're touching or when she's simply near me.
After a 6 month long game of cat and mouse we finally started dating and we confessed our feelings to each other. I remember the first time i locked eyes with her in the hallway while waiting for class. That moment carved into my memory, every single detail. I felt something that day, something i cant explain. That never happened to me before, thats how i know i it was more than just a crush. We have so much in common, we never run out of things to talk about, we love the same stuff, and are so much alike in so many ways and it just feels so right. And when we get intimate, sweet jesus, i think i will have a heart attack every time because of how intense it all feels.
She made me believe that there truily is that special someone out there for every person.

cant wait for the bitter assholes to tell me how she's gonna dump me for chad, how women cannot love, how its all in my head, how she's a roastie whore and how im deluding myself. I know what im feeling and what she's like around me and how she changed my outlook on life, and nothing you say will change my mind. So have fun.

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Why do girls stick out their tongue?

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What's your biggest non sexual fantasy?

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Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General
Revival Edition

ITT:
>feels
>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>doujins
>anime/mango recommendations
>cuteposting
>vocaroos
>friendly discussion

/rr/ and /gfd/ megapastebin: http://pastebin.com/evbfjazh

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guess it's time to clean this place again

always gets so dirty somehow

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>here rumor that downy kid at my middle school named kevin has a massive dick
>decide to 'investigate' these claims
>lure kevin into the sports equipment sheds
>just me and him
>tell him to take his pants off
>he does
>HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE
>completely flaccid and bigger than any I'd seen before
>walk up to him and grab his dick, start stroking it
>after a few strokes it's already too thick for my hand to fit around
>lean (I'm a tall girl and I was a fucking 5'9 giraffe at 14) in and tell him I've got a special treat for him
>he looks scared
>tell him to get on his back
>he does and their are tears in his eyes
>squat over tell it will all be okay and that he's a good boy
>pull my panties (which where drenched) over to one side and slide his fat dick into my pussy
>it's so fucking big and fat that I cum after riding him for about thirty seconds
>hop off and go to finish him with my mouth
>just then a teacher walks in
>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
>yelling, crying, confusion get sent to the principals office
>realize if it gets out that I was fucking a retard, I'll be bullied mercilessly and my parents will disown me for being a "slut"
>say that kevin raped me
"he put himself inside me but it was too tight so he made me use my mouth instead" *crying*
>the police are called and they do a rape kit
>determine that I was raped because of genital trauma (lmao no shit)
>kevin goes away after that
>rumors spread around school but I just say that he tried to rape me and got caught before he could do anything
>mfw

Honestly the dick was so good sometimes I wish l had the guts to own up to it, so I could get some more. Sometimes I feel sorry for kevin, but hey, at least he got some pussy.