>don't have very many friends, just play online with kids at school
>family urges me to go out with my "friends"
>asks me who they are
>describe my favorite boards on 4chan as people
>parents say they sound great, go hand out with them for once anon
>go on 4chan to shit
Mfw your my only friends
I PUT TABASCO SAUCE ON MY COCK
ALL I FEEL IS PAIN
Why the fuck would you do that?
Were you trying to fuck the bottle?
Hey guys! Its me, cloud. Just wanted to say that it will get better! Have a nice day, and keep your chin up!
First tinder match and I get this?
Remember this, robots? How about this time?
Damn, this shit even sounds kicking
Being the the Chad in his final form, while ravaging normies, leftists, LBGT...
buff the degenerate. its a bit too claustrophobic.
let people him have house guests if he wants to.
>tfw oneitis only likes bad bitches
how do i stop being a shy girl? i'm so socially awkward it's not even funny i just want to be a bad bitch
OP has reached it, the infinitive autism, only 0,001 are able to reach that level of autism, she is now one with stupidity of humanity.
>but really really really super tiny penis
is my habit of coming here justified? can I stay? my penis is seriously underdeveloped and it holds me back a lot in life
pls dont call me a normie
I'm 99 percent sure I have a hemorrhoid. what do I do until my mommy brings me some preparation h from Wal-Mart?
find a comfortable position to sit in. Understand if this is your first rhoid you're likely going to end up with some level of constipation and may need a suppository.
In the future drink more water, eat things with more fiber in it, and when you sit on the toilet dont force it out, let it come out on its own.
>Almost 7 days a week now
Drinking is a meme anon, quit while you are ahead of yourself.
>was drinking 6 to 7 days a week
>a week ago
>old friend comes by my house at 11:00am
>just barges in drunk as fuck
>I can smell him from across the room
>slurring all his words
>parents and their friends were upstairs
>tell him to get the fuck out
>so mad I felt like grabbing my gun
pour all my alcohol except my good scotch down the drain. Haven't and won't go to the liquor store anymore, been just drinking coffee.
>don't feel ready for bed at 4pm anymore
>"When is yours coming in anon?"
I do wanna buy this, just so if some cute boy knows the reference I might get to pork him. The worrying thing is tho if someone asks me where it's from and I say I don't know and they take a picture and manage to find out it's source I'm fucked.
Hey guys, wanted to see if you like my vlog. Let me know thnx! (:
she doesn't look bed ridden, i thought she was. am i supposed to feel sorry for her?
other than not being able to get dick whenever, she is still going to be able to live a relatively normal life, assuming her condition isn't terminal.
i sure as hell do
im 21 and i thought i loved girls before, but 6 months ago i met this girl in college and nothing i felt for a girl comes remotely close to the things she made me feel. The best part is she likes me back and it feels like heaven. I dont even have words to express the feelings she gave and constantly gives me and what i feel every time i look into her eyes and when we're touching or when she's simply near me.
After a 6 month long game of cat and mouse we finally started dating and we confessed our feelings to each other. I remember the first time i locked eyes with her in the hallway while waiting for class. That moment carved into my memory, every single detail. I felt something that day, something i cant explain. That never happened to me before, thats how i know i it was more than just a crush. We have so much in common, we never run out of things to talk about, we love the same stuff, and are so much alike in so many ways and it just feels so right. And when we get intimate, sweet jesus, i think i will have a heart attack every time because of how intense it all feels.
She made me believe that there truily is that special someone out there for every person.
cant wait for the bitter assholes to tell me how she's gonna dump me for chad, how women cannot love, how its all in my head, how she's a roastie whore and how im deluding myself. I know what im feeling and what she's like around me and how she changed my outlook on life, and nothing you say will change my mind. So have fun.
Congrats, anon, I hope you get to experience that true love while it lasts.
Mark my words:
Love is like an acid trip, you get higher than the fucking babel tower, then suddenly you realize you're just sticking around for the booty and a vague sense of comfort.
>enjoy while it lasts
Why do girls stick out their tongue?
What's your biggest non sexual fantasy?
Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General
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