>mfw i find a new porn site that that is full of things i like and accessible
>mfw this is the highlight of my week
>>37708829
>is it free?
Link me faggot
>>37708884
http://yuri-ism.net/
if you are into 2d+girls
>>37708939
not my thing but good find anyway, yuribro
bi-weekly reminder that I'm working on a r9k mixtape, I only have about 3 songs to go, but I REALLY need someone to make a dope mixtape cover for it. I know we have some artist here, do me this ONE (1) favor!
Latest track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMn1hzSP-V4
Female here. I LOVE music. I just want a cute bf to listen with ;)
good luck finding an artist.
if you need any audio production or guitar/bass recordings, i'm up to chip in.
Yeah ok it's not the worst thing I've heard but know that you're directly contributing to what continues to make this place fucked and over
>put out on the first date
get ghosted
>wait a bit longer
labeled as weird
Do girls even know what commitment is?
>>37708682
>be a guybot
>at work when thots start talking about how they cant find a man or how they all wish men would get their shit together
>spend my smug coin because they will never find a man as good as me
when will thots ever learn
>>37708682
>guybot
uh, dont you mean robot oni-senpai?
>>37708777
yeah, they need to learn
>>37708839
what are you talking about?
this is a guybot thread, leave if you aren't one
join this discord and be as aids as you can friendly discord looking for new members
wBq2Nz
invalid or expired man
origni
Is h*ggus there? I won't join if so. Dude is a pedophile I heard.
expired my dude
origi
How the fuck do you even meet women? I made a tinder and got a few matches but they never respond to messages (and tinder girls are only for pump n' dump anyway). All of my friends are guys and their friends are almost exclusively guys. Girls in public or in class don't want to be approached because I'm not a Chad. I miss being in highschool when girls were dumb and their standards were low
femanon here
normally I wouldn't talk to someone like you for obvious reasons but I just want you to know I would gladly take your money before you hang yourself
>>37708420
Ugh ur pic related hits my feels really hard. Did you play ico? I surprisingly don't know many people who did. Such a fucking beauty.
>>37708612
Yes, I played Ico. I loved it, and SotC as well. Still haven't played the Last Guardian
Which tea do I drink?
>>37708277
Trying to lose some weight, fatty? Hate to break it to you but you're gonna need more than tea, fat boy
You should drink. Tea. Earl grey. Hot.
>>37708277
stop being a faggot and drink earl grey
>2 years completed uni student
>great gpa
>no one wants to hire me for min wage summer work because I have no job experience
should I just kill myself this summer? i dunno what to do. my parents are going ape shit
Honestly, you have to know someone on the inside these days. No one just hires blind anymore. Though it couldn't hurt to make up a volunteer experience and have an uncle pretend he was the volunteer coordinator or something on the off-chance they actually verify.
>i dunno what to do. my parents are going ape shit
Out of sight, out of mind. Stay out of their way. Bring your laptop to the library so you can "job hunt without distractions". Clean up the house while they're at work to show you're not being a freeloader.
Also, apply at shitty high turnover places like Walgreens or something but don't tell them you're leaving after August.
real femanon here
you should just kys because no one wants to date a loser with no money or no dick and no personality.
just die
Who is your favorite league of legends character?
still nyandalee. i miss throwing 1200dmg spears in S2 or 3 or something and sometimes 1hit killing an enemy carry.
>>37708203
Soraka
>>37708203
i like zilean. add me on NA "no bread"
have you gone without sleep?
What happened to you?
>>37707947
65 hours is my record. Not a lot happened really, just felt like I was high for the last day, then I slept 12 hours and was back to normal
my best is 4 days almost, so something like 80-something hours. I didn't exactly keep track. all for grinding in FFXI years ago.
longest I've ever slept is 26 hours, that was a nice fucking sleep.
I usually sleep four hours a night. It's normal for me. I sleep an hour and a half. Then I'm awake four hours and then I sleep two or three mord hours. It's hell, really. But during the day time I don't feel much different.
Come and share graduation stories
>Today is the day of my hs graduation. I'm on my way right now. This is the beginning of the end. No more lazy summer days. No more childhood simplicity. No more free time without the stresses of the adult life. Forwards to the hell of the normie world. Onwards to shit.
Nah, it's all the same
Highschool continues after highschool, for the rest of your life. No matter if you're working or if you're headed to college, it really is all the same as high school, just with older people
>>37707930
This isn't real is it? Unless your parents really, really spoil you and you go to piss easy high school, those days have already been over for years.
>>37707930
Grow the fuck up you pathetic douchebag and quit being such a whiny, underage bitch
Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him
Anything I missed lads?
>>37707787
Virgin tells
>he makes threads like these
>tellsniggers tongue my OC
>>37707787
I'll never swim with a girl that cute with big tiddies feels bad man. That pick makes my stomach feel weird.
Hey /r9k/ I got a joke for you!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?'ell if I know!say it out loud if you don't get it
Oh, I get it, that's really clever.
>>37707724
worth a chuckle op, good one
https://youtu.be/GVCBjiWmsVc?t=1s
Good taste, OP.
>Be me
>Apply for a job
>White guy gets job over me just because his skin color
I fucking hate white people
And you know it's because he is white, how? I think they didn't hire you because your obviously a bitter asshole with a chip on his shoulder.
>>37707919
Employer here. If we have two identical applicants, but only one is white, we'll definitely hire him over the brown person.
>>37707919
Of course you would say that. If 2 people have the same qualifications and the white guy gets hired over the the black guy that's because of his skin color. The white manager wanted another white worker.
>tfw no pet braaaphog to playfully braap under the covers to warm our bed
God DAMN she's sexy
>tfw you're the braaaphog in the relationship
/braphog general/?
>>37707467
>>37708227
oreganoobus
Greetings, fellow lost sheep. Ofter i see anons here wondering how they should reply when someone confronts them about such a sensible and life-or-death (socially) question, so i wanted to rant a bit.
Being completely honest, it DOESN'T matter how you reply. Well, more specifically, as long as you don't act horribly awkward and keep your spaguetti in your pockets, the effect your answer will have in the final result will be pretty much neglible.
Why? Because what many people fail to see is that when someone comes and asks you (Anon are you a virgin?) it's actually a rethorical question, they already know the answer, it's not a declaration of war of sorts, it's a complete and utter defeat for your side.
The reason for this is pretty simple, as simple as the thought process of the bean sized brains of our dearly beloved normies. What is a normie? By definition, a (normal) person. This means that they have a set of values, attitudes, tastes and personalities that conform to the social mainstream.
The consequence of this is what you may call a (world-sized echo camber), which works in the basis of the affirmation of your "normality" by society, and the creation of a relationship of codependence.
Think about it: You are a (normal) person and have your views, values, personality. It just so happens that the collective of people have more or less the same views, values and personalities, because that collective is, well, normal. Your brain notes this and from the moment you join life in society this fact will keep proving itself, so it just starts working in a sort of automode.
>what i consider normal is what society considers normal, and what society considers normal is what i consider normal
Simple and effective, exactly as normie's little brain likes it.
Now what i'm trying to get at. Now we know that a normie will basically apply his values of normality to everyone else. In the case of sexual experience, correspondingly, the normie will assume (everyone) else has also put a benis into a bagina. See where this is going? Exactly, if a normie goes out of his way to ask you whether you have done something (normal) that (everyone) else has done it's not a simple question, it's a quick confirmation of what he is 99 percent sure about. Ironically, more than being a desire to know the fact of your virginity, it's a last demonstration of skepticism towards the irregularity that is (you), because he is still and will always live under the impression that everyone must be made at his image, and the funniest thing is, more often than not his seemingly closed minded, retarded and obviously not true generalization will hold true, thanks to the fact that an overwhelming majority of people are part of the normie side.
So, robots, the true fight is not what comes after the question, which is a simple formality, but what comes BEFORE it. The strategy is to not give people reasons to suspect you, to keep cool and nonchalant when sexuality makes its way into the conversation, to be careful of dropping spaguetti too badly, and unless you have a decent share of unluckyness you will be safe from shitty situations. Stay alert and let yourself be the only one to be aware of your misery, you are the only one with a right to beat yourself up for being a sad and lonely sack of shit, so better keep your weakness hidden from the fucking normies.
Some one give me a Teal Deer rundown.
>>37707310
Underage please leave
I have never had anyone even mention the term "virgin" in real ljfe since leaving high school. People literally forget about it.