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This movie made me fucking uncomfortable, but in a good, way, recommended

>>39568588
I had that downloaded for years and when I finally decided to watch it I found out it was 360p so I never watched it.

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>>39568329

Good cinematography, dark humor, the undertone of how obamas speches relate to the situation the mob is experiencing but not trying to make a direct political point. Not the best movie ever but its a good watch if you like crime movies and dont mind a tarentino rip off.

>>39568304
The only think they have to understand is:
pussy = power.

There are only four.

This thread will end quickly.

>>39568304
winter is so fucking good dude. comfiest season of them all, by far

thinly veiled meth thread huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeyDfVjq6sw

how the fuck oroginali

>No rock anthems

I have nothing

>>39568158
Did you really think your life was hopeless over something as fag like as golf

probably when i bought meth from a 60 year old gay dude on grindr. dudes brain is fuckin fried, way more than mine holy shit i wish i could post some of the texts he sends me he wants to fuck me so bad even though im a skinnyfat neckbearded idiot he want the boipucci and im not givin it

>>39568243
Save that boi pucci for me sissy white boi

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H-how did you guys know I was a c-cute boy??
please I am part of the LGBT(trademark) I just want a daddy bf that will love me and fuck my boipucci all the time
can you plaese recognize how special I am? not only I am one of the unique LGBTs but I have cute boipucci I promise

>>39568139
>>TFW SUCK LARGE CHAD PENIS
>>HE CUMS IN MOUTH
>>I EAT DELICIOUS CUM
>oh eme gee anons, will you finally accept me?
>my mission in life as A Gay is to be accepted by others that is my purpose and identity in life
Dumb sissy anime boi.

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>tfw I am a boy and suck cocks
that literally goes against human nature just so you guys can understand how cool I am
I'm so cute and I suck cocks so good and I sit on cocks so very good people have said I was the best boipucci they ever had
literally the 10/10 chad of my school left his blond stacy to have an open relationship with me for all school to know

give her dog pics dumbass

>>39568129
>Nose ring
>dyed hair
Run for the hills, OP

IT even says that (dog pics)
But be cute about it
And dont give a damn
Chat like you chat with your friends
Maybe couple of memz
But be cool about it
Be honest
MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF
And be confident
Wish you luck anon
And keep us updated to the situation

>>39568098
Here is a prank i would pull on class mates

>computers were aligned in rows with computers back to back like this
vvvvv
^^^^^
>when someone across from me would get up and walk away i would unplug their mouse
>then i would plug mine into their comp
>when they get back and try to move their mouse move mine in a similar fashion
>they freak out that the mouse isn't working
hehe

>have middle school computer class
>Thought teacher was cool as long as we get our 2 assignments per week done.
>Browse Craigslist for random shit daily because bored
>Teacher walks by I'm just chillin looking at video game ads
>Think he's not gonna care because I'm done with work
>Gets super fucking pissed and makes me go stand outside
>Still hate that fucker
>Write bad review for school on Google maps mentioning him

>high school computer applications class
>pseudo-autist and his friend sit to my left
>when pseudo comes in he always bangs his fist on the keyboard and slams the mouse a few times
>every day
>constantly making noises whenever he's doing something
>every day
>his friend is the real star though
>one day, he opens the disk tray on his computer
>"hey dudes watch this"
>tries to wedge his pencil behind the tray
>no success
>he smacks the tray to try to force it in
>everybody on our side of the room hear it crack
>he panics and tries to yank the pencil back out
>another crack
>disk drive is making ungodly noises trying to read from pencil
>pseudo is shaking back and forth trying not to burst out laughing
>friend manages to get through the year without the teacher finding out
>to this day, half of the pencil is still lodged in the computer

>Taking advice from sluts

nigga u dum

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>sends all the wrong messages by acting inappropriate
>gets mad when people get the wrong message

literally creating her own problems and refuses to take responsibility

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>>39568073
I agree with her. I mean, who wants to be with a roastie?

dog are u an idiot if you had to nevermind just another idiot larping

>falling for nice car meme
if you end up getting a nice car, make sure you can afford it and you're getting it for YOU, not to impress stacy

It's almost like there's an underlying cause for why you're a virgin faggot....

No, obviously the answer is to buy more shit. That's gotta be it.

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>>39568058
you have everything you ever wanted. then what?

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>>39568606
then i can have everything i never thought i wanted.
Did you ever get bored inside one of your own dreams? i don't think that's actually possible.

>>39568721
after being able to lucid dream for the past 5 years i gotta say theres only so much you can think of. recently ive just been letting my dreams run free to see where it leads, and it leads to interesting places.

>>39568036
Same man. Are you a fatfuck or minority like me? Try having that combo bro, if your white you have no excuse

>>39568110
>chubby and hispanic
My face looks alright and I look semi-buff in shirts. But as soon as i tske that shirt off I just look like one fat fucker. I hate being so self conscious about the way I look. I am starting to work out though.

>>39568177
Wow, I'm in in the exact same boat as you. Only problem is that I'm an extreme poorfag, so I can't really do much in the form of self improvement. Tryharding now to find a place to be able to wagecuck. Literally feel like kms

Well you could always just not stare at women for long periods of times like a creep. Usually works out for you.

>>39568038
It doesn't matter it's too late now
I want to be compensated for the youth and early 20s they stole from me

>>39567991
>6th-8th grade
>been into girls for ages now
>Catholic school
>always trying to look up girls' uniform skirts when they bend over or sit or get blown up by the wind
>stare like a creep straight up girls' skirts in class
>in winter they wear tights but in the summer their legs are bare and some of them don't wear shorts over their panties
>we have a knee-length rule but girls hike up their skirts to make them as short as they can anyway
>they know but don't give me dirty looks
>girl catches me staring straight into her cooch up her skirt mid-class
>looks me dead in the eye and adjusts her legs to give me a better view of her crotch
>get asked if I like oneitis' legs by other girl
>getting flashed on purpose
Girls are nice.

>>39567966
fuck off h****
i know its you

>>39567975
I don't know who you're referring to.

>>39567966
>Why do I feel like becoming a girl /r9k/? I don't want to be a freak but I can't help but have these impulses. Am I mentally ill? Should I fight it or just get it over with and kill myself?
Dumb sissy anime boi

I never met him. Every nation racing to his Wolf's Lair to tell him why genocide is bad never got the opportunity either. Because he went out like a little bitch.

Despite being a homosexual I wish he would have won.

>>39567936
Yes. I was looking at old pictures of him earlier today. It's like looking at pictures of a family member who has passed away, I have so much respect for the man and he came to such a tragic end. The world is truly unjust.

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I am eating nuts hello

Those beans are falling out of the plane anon, be careful.

Looks good tho.

I ate a burrito

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>>39567964
made this earlier, clock on cooker is wrong