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>>37963639
Is that melanin I see?

>>37963639
/pol/acks assume that every interaction with a girl is rape since they never had the experience of a girl consenting to do anything with them

>>37963639
Are you ignoring her obvious distress, his pushing and pinning her down and his kissing her neck as she struggles then?

Nice b8

christsake go to a strip club

>>37963600

Was she a qt though?

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>>37963625
My local stripclub has a no singles policy

if you go into shop
all the fleshlights are locked up behind glass
so you have to flag down the clerk
and tell him which sextoy exactly you want
and he will grab it for you and bring it to register
the best one to get is the ebony butthole with speed bumps

>>37963584
they're neat for the first few times but you get tired of having to warm it up pre fap, clean it afterwards, keeping it hidden from normies, powdering it with corn starch to prevent stickiness

desu the only time it feels good is when you orgasm and feels like it's literally sucking the cum out of you but other than that feels about like using your hand

and no it doesn't feel anything like a real vagina

Well, seems like a good deal for a good price, around 15 bucks would be cool just to try it, that will do it?

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>>37963528
I agree with you 100%, but I dont think most robots give a single shit about being used same with the trannies I dont think they care about the fact that those validating them are in fact not in their right state of mind at all

>>37963528
/lgbt/ is also mostly traps. I don't understand why the traps here just go there. They're more accepting.

>he doesn't hide the trap threads
I mean, I agree with you, but it isn't hard to do anon.

>T E E N

>T I T A N S

>Lets go!

>I want to fuck a dog in the ass
>he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
>I wanna fuck a dog
>That's right kids.

>I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
>Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
>could only find the dog....and his ass

>>37963510
>I tried so hard
>and got so far
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter

It literally plays on repeat in my head every time I fuck something up I particularly cared about, like my own mind is taunting me

>>37963489
Would it be sex or masturbation

Hmm, it would be terrible, actually.

A female version of me would probably be a 9/10 goddess. 5'10ish Strawberry blonde, skinny, full lips, very fair skin, green eyes, big butt and hips.

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live in a van
a robot posted how he lived in his van a few months back
it's comfy

>>37963443

>Get a transit van
>Cover with thick steel
>get bullet proof glass to replace windscreen/windows
>Cut a hole in the bottom for fecal matter
>Make a little hole in the top and place a container above it so you can collect rainwater
>Purchase solar panels for electricity and make them retractable for easy transport

http://imgur.com/gallery/HaTx3

Here what this guy did.

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>squirt water up my nose
can't tell if it actually keeps my sinuses clean or if I'm acting like a retard

>talk to myself in the car like I was in the middle of a deep conversation about how intricately unique my personality is

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>always make sure my keyboard and mouse are in the exact spot that theyre meant to be on my desk, if that shits on an angle im gonna have a fucking fit

>>37963405
To clarify on the deja vu thing. It's not your responses. I was talking about everyone else's responses.

>>37963405
Can I get a break from racemixing for one fucking minute? I don't even know what this thread is about and it's somehow still a racemixing thread.
Sage as in downvote.

>>37963434
Truthfully this doesn't offer me much clarity, seeing as with past threads they do in fact differ. Beyond those who're there to just squander the thread, I guess. Besides that wouldn't happen seeing as you've to original here.
>>37963449
What a miss. That's not even the point of this thread? See what you will though.

what am I looking at?
Does tekken have custom characters finally?

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Yoshi mains unite, my man

>>37963415
Yoshimitsu retard..

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Sometimes i fantasize about that too.

>>37963369
Not sure, but thanks for the Debian meme
t. Debian user

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>tfw you dream that you attempt suicide and fail then get sent to a mental institution where you find a qt psycho gf but it's ok because you love eachother

Dubs and kek not only exists, but is almighty.

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>>37963409
*exist
*are almighty

>>37963335
>zher
and that's why you weren't given the quad 3s

There's a certain type of loneliness women can never understand, friend. It's not personal.

>>37963290
Some women DO come close to the loneliness that men feel, or at least they come close to the circumstances. It breaks them and they become bag ladies, staying up all night at the gas stations and crying at random times, and it happens damn near immediately.

Let that shit sink in

>>37963289
try r9k

indifferent

it's a pretty cool story

>>37963288
sounds interesting
I'll watch it when it comes out on Netflix

Speaking of Netflix, I was just gonna make a thread asking what I should watch. Any suggestions?

HOL UP, WE WUZ GOOKS N SHIIETTT

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>>37963286
>starting a family
Don't fall for this meme. You worked your ass off to get all the shit you have, so why the hell would you want to waste in on a roastie and eventually kids who will do whatever they want when they grow up? They can leech off you when you're still young and when they grow up they can discard you like an orange peel or a tampon.

In the words of Willy Loman (death of a salesman) "You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away - a man is not a piece of fruit."

Don't waste your good years and your good salary on others. It's a gamble and it might end up being a waste.
Use your spare cash and time on yourself - go skydiving, get your pilots license or just sit at home and play new vidia when they come out.

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>>37964309
>Don't waste your good years and your good salary on others
Wasting it on myself isn't bringing me any happiness, I want an old fashion family

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>>37963286
>What's even the point of being "successful" if I'm going to be alone forever?
There isn't one. That's why I'm not bothering to be successful, so I won't bother anyone else with my failures.