My mom is trying to set me up on a date with her friend's blind daughter. Is it worth it? What would dating a blind girl be like? What would I do with her?
>clearly desperate for cock
>can't take her too many places because blind
>lots of netflix and chill nights
>easy to fug
Go for it. A long term relationship is probably not what you want, but she'll make a good cum dumpster until you get a better girl
Sweet thing I watch you
Burn so fast it scares me
You say love and it sounds so sweet.
>one reaches for his shirt, pulls it down
>girl clearly smiling and laughing
>he just lays on her at the end
>tfw went to gay pride parade
I saw boobs for the first time in real life.
Hi robots, need some advice.
I'm looking to buy one of that fleshlight toys because everybody seems to talk magic about them. I can't buy it online because parents so I'll go to a local sex shop. The think is i'm really scared to speak to a guy telling him I want a masturbator I don't even know what to say withouth being autistic what do?. And if u can recommend any special type and prices will be good too.
if you go into shop
all the fleshlights are locked up behind glass
so you have to flag down the clerk
and tell him which sextoy exactly you want
and he will grab it for you and bring it to register
the best one to get is the ebony butthole with speed bumps
they're neat for the first few times but you get tired of having to warm it up pre fap, clean it afterwards, keeping it hidden from normies, powdering it with corn starch to prevent stickiness
desu the only time it feels good is when you orgasm and feels like it's literally sucking the cum out of you but other than that feels about like using your hand
and no it doesn't feel anything like a real vagina
Anyone else notice that this board is pretty much a bunch of faggots / trannies taking of advantage of how lonely and desperate a lot of robots are using them for validation?
Perhaps gay stuff should no longer be allowed, especially 3D.
I agree with you 100%, but I dont think most robots give a single shit about being used same with the trannies I dont think they care about the fact that those validating them are in fact not in their right state of mind at all
>and I never come back to this town again
>in my life
>I hope I lie
>and tell everyone you were a good wife
>and I hope you die
>I hope we both die
>I want to fuck a dog in the ass
>he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
>I wanna fuck a dog
>That's right kids.
>I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
>Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
>could only find the dog....and his ass
>I tried so hard
>and got so far
>But in the end
>It doesn't even matter
It literally plays on repeat in my head every time I fuck something up I particularly cared about, like my own mind is taunting me
if a female/male version of yourself appeared would you fuck it?
Do you think she/he'd look good?
I need a mobile robot lifestyle solution like pic related except more survivable if society starts to collapse. Any ideas?
live in a van
a robot posted how he lived in his van a few months back
>Get a transit van
>Cover with thick steel
>get bullet proof glass to replace windscreen/windows
>Cut a hole in the bottom for fecal matter
>Make a little hole in the top and place a container above it so you can collect rainwater
>Purchase solar panels for electricity and make them retractable for easy transport
ITT your autistic tendancies
>constantly crack knuckles and if i don't do it for long enough i start getting anxious
>squirt water up my nose
can't tell if it actually keeps my sinuses clean or if I'm acting like a retard
>always make sure my keyboard and mouse are in the exact spot that theyre meant to be on my desk, if that shits on an angle im gonna have a fucking fit
never give in, never surrender.
Truthfully this doesn't offer me much clarity, seeing as with past threads they do in fact differ. Beyond those who're there to just squander the thread, I guess. Besides that wouldn't happen seeing as you've to original here.
What a miss. That's not even the point of this thread? See what you will though.
Holy fuck, you literally cannot get any more aminu than this.
>fantasize about going to a mental hospital and making true friends that will make me feel warm and fill the empty inside of me
Wtf is my problem
Sometimes i fantasize about that too.
>tfw you dream that you attempt suicide and fail then get sent to a mental institution where you find a qt psycho gf but it's ok because you love eachother
Is kek real? Or just a meme? How powerful is he?
>digits will confirm his/her/zher existence
Why do girls pretend to relate to me?
"Oh yeah totally, I know what you mean, I get lonely too"
>*texts 5,000 people*
"I know what it's like to be a nerd."
>*Watched one episode of attack on titan 5 years ago*
"I play video games too!"
>*Plays League of Legends once*
Don't you fucking lie to me dammit. Don't pretend like you have any idea what it's like to be a miserable wretch of a creature like myself.
You can't even possibly comprehend the self hate and social isolation I've endured.
Your one week without 12 guys dangling off the end of your finger doesn't compare to 2 years of chastity and isolation you vapid cunt.
Some women DO come close to the loneliness that men feel, or at least they come close to the circumstances. It breaks them and they become bag ladies, staying up all night at the gas stations and crying at random times, and it happens damn near immediately.
Let that shit sink in