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>tfw no 6/10 qt nerd girl
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that is objectively a male individual of the human species
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>>39312812
Is that Narcissist or whatever they name is?
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>>39312812
cosmo starting to look better
>tfw when whenever I'm turned on I think of a fat Mexican guy jerking me off and my boner dies.
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>>39312803
>his face whenI made that pic btw, feels good seeing it reposted for the first time
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>>39312866
I usually think of tfw as "that feel when" rather than "that face when". I'm not sure what most people think of it as.
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>>39312945
>tfw = that feel when
For me at least..
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>tfw too boring and grumpy to get a gf
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>>39312776
I know this feel, OP. I know it all too well
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i know this feel too.
i can actually be pretty funny once i get to know someone, but interest is lost before that happens
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>wanting a girlfriend
got damn normies, fuck off and kill your self
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>sitting at computer doing nothing important
>get sudden wave of strange unidentified feeling
>ache in chest, kind of like nostalgia or of missing something/somewhere very badly but not sure what or where
>suddenly feel very old and overwhelmed like I lost something
>feeling passes
This happens like two or three times a day for no reason, what is that? Is that depression?
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>>39312746
that pic is cool c: i used to watch that cartoon
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It's definitely not depression. I've always just attributed it to not really fitting in anywhere. I think the subconscious is tricked into thinking there's a "home" that doesn't exist.
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It's anxiety, my dude.
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How many decades will it take for boi impregnation technology to be perfected? I don't want to live in a world where boys cannot be impregnated
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>>39312723
>How many decades will it take for boi impregnation technology to be perfected? I don't want to live in a world where boys cannot be impregnated
5
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>>39312723
I should make an "Uninstall Internet" screencap.
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>>39312723
She has a nice tan compared to the bottom's.
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Hello, Robots, I think I hit Lvl.100 as a Sperglord today.
>be me
>hungry after work
>enter Carl's Jr. drivethu
>not good with people so never go inside
>rehearse order 5 times in head before reaching the speaker
>girl takes my perfectly rehearsed order
>feel like a Chad.png
>drive up to window
>super cute girl smiling and holding bag of food
>"you look happy!"
>realize I'm smiling like a tard
>barely squeak out a "yeah"
>snatch bag and hit the gas
>spaghetti trailing out of my car window
>from Chad to virgin real quick
>realize I forgot my change
>realize I forgot to ask for honey mustard sauce
>drive back through my spaghetti spill to the drivethru
>"hey uh I think I forgot my change"
>"haha no problem! come on up to the window"
>drive up
>girl hands me change and says
>"Enjoy your food!"
>"You too."
>FUCK
>drive away faster than the first time
>still forgot the honey mustard sauce
>didn't bother going back for it
>drove straight home and wrote this
>mfw
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>>39312719
original comment
OP great story
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>>39312719
I can very much relate to this feel anon. I do things to a similar caliber almost daily.
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>>39312719
>I think I hit Lvl. 100 as a Sperglord today
It's pretty obvious since you use expressions like "Sperglord Lvl. Up". Are you 15 or something?
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[FRAME CHECK] What's the distance between your nipples?
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mine is 180mm
kill me, i've never seen anyone with a center nipple to center nipple measurement that low before. pleas help
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It's a sign of dysmorphism.
Do you suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>39312711
>i've never seen anyone with a center nipple to center nipple measurement that low before
Likewise I've never thought I'd read these exact words, what the hell.
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>>39312886
no i'm 5'9 110lbs
my ribcage is tiny even though my shoulders are average
>>39312905
yours is that bad too anon?
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>give in to temptation
>jack off
>spend whole night feeling guilty
I better not be the only one.
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>>39312666
>Do a multitude of extremely embarrassing things over a decade ago
>Still consider suicide when I remember them
Get on my fucking level.
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>>39312666
i feel guilty when i dont jack off
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I'm gonna jack off right now
fuck you op!
Any /orphan/s here?
describe your experiences
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>>39312617
I wish I was a fucking orphan. Parents are shit. Thank fuck I'm getting away from them soon.
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>>39312617
Are you a failed abortion or did your parents die in a car crash?
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I sometimes dream about finding a cute orphan girl. Are they really that clingy and easily optainable as I imagine?
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This is what the Egyptian pharaohs looked like.
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>>39312525
No, not this fucking shit again, fuck off and go to bed, faggot.
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>>39312538
Why? Can't deal with masculine black men? Intimidated?
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>>39312578
No you idiot, it's fucking boring and repetitive, if you honestly couldn't think of anything more interesting to post then fuck off, reddit beckons
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well look who decided to come out of his room.
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>>39312431
why do I live in a restaurant
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>>39312431
H-haha s-sieg hiel.
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>s-s-sorry the veal is taking so long... I thought I should come out to tell you there will be ten more minutes before we can serve the appetizer... s-sieg heil...
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Do you realize how strong women are?
They literally decide which genes are able to survive and which genes are destined to vanish FOREVER.
They control evolution, it doesn't matter how perfect are the genes of some guy, women have the power to destroy them like living Gods.
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>>39312389
>They literally decide which genes are able to survive
Who cares? It's all a pointless game anyway. Survive for what?
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>>39312389
Um no, this is not true. Societal rules are strong, not women.
Those fuckers would be raped w/o rules. Its the alpha male that decides which genes will live on.
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>>39312467
Not in the modern world
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>Suicidal depression is slowly creeping its way back into my head after 4 months of self-improvement
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>>39312364
shut the fuck up you retarded nigger
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>>39312364
Same pretty much, im going to end it soon cant keep going, good luck tho anon
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>>39312364
kys you retarded nigger ass
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Hug your father and tell him that you love him. Come back and post results.
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>>39312343
I can't, he's dead.
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my dad is dead, it's actually good he didn't get to see what a huge worthless faggot I've become
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>>39312343
I actually have a good relationship with my father but he lives a couple hundred miles away
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Why do you hate women anon? They're quite nice
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nice to Chad, a cunt to everyone else
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>>39312330
>They're quite nice
Not to the people here, no. Experiencing cruelty at the hand of another group tends to breed prejudice.
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>>39312330
To me they aren't
sage