Sing a song edition
/pol/ annoys the fuck out of me. they're overexcited about burgerland politics again. it's hard to believe any of them aren't underage
Fuck this shit. They are obviously setting up Mcgregor as the villain. He's going to throw the fight to Mayweather. They'll all make 6 figures.
Is there something wrong with me
>have qt gf
>get high get blowjob cum
>next week have sex
>go for like two hours cant cum
>blowjob still cant cum
>say fuck it and we get high
>two days ago
>bj cant cum
>handjob feels great
Is my dick broke. Please help i just wanna cum
My boyfriend had this happen to him before. Wait a few weeks, my boyfriend did and he could cum again. If that doesn't work, see a doctor.
This song has an uncomfortable feel. God I love synthwave.
Say something nice about her!
>"you see THIS anon? THIS is what it takes to please a woman..now get over here and lube it up before he deep dicks me you little bitch white boy"
Guys, HEAR ME OUT!
You know how those female twitch streamers have a legion of white-knights and orbiters at their beck and call just because they're female in a male-dominated environment?
What if some reasonably attractive, straight guy, for whatever reason, got good at make-up or girly shit like that and made youtube videos or streamed it? I mean it would be in mainly female environment since it's shit their into right? Do you think they would get female beta orbiters from it? And I mean REALLY girly shit not unisex like singing because that's over-saturated.
Being a female adapting male traits isn't seen as bad in society. Look at all the "muh young independent woman" shit there is out there.
Men taking on feminine traits is treated poorly as it should be. Very few women want a feminine male.
To get to your point though, female orbiters do exist. They orbit chad. Someone so ridiculously masculine that they transcend 80% of the population.
Male orbiters exist because they lack female attention.
Female orbiters exist because they want the best.
By who? It doesn't matter because it's shit females watch, maybe they would think it's cute. He can act like a normal masculine guy while doing it, not like a flamboyant faggot. Do you think female twitch streamers or athletes are gay?
>tfw mom is a hardcore leftist,hardcore feminist and a psychopath
Tell her that you hate Jews and think women shouldn't vote and greentext what happens
Lock her in a room alone with a computer. Every webpage is blocked except for youtube videos by thunderf00t, Sargon of Akkad, and PragerU. She can only leave when she admits that women aren't in any way superior or more morally righteous to men :)
>Close to orgasm
>Mother comes in
Should generals be banned from /r9k/? They only exist as a means of circlejerking.
>finally about to lose virginity
>she sees my uncircumcised cock
>she says it's "creepy" and refuses to even approach it
>leaves without telling me while I'm in the washroom trying to hold back tears
She won't respond to my texts guys fuck fuck why wasn't I fucking circumcised FUCK
>Too scared to have sex because not only am I uncircumcised, but also have PHIMOSIS
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCKCKCKCK
This is a thot.
sometimes i put saltwater in my nose because it reminds me of my childhoof
this is an abstract feel and i understand it
but i don't put saltwater in my nose, i just remember the feeling and am reminded of cozy vacations with a loving family to protect me
Holy shit why is DXM allowed?
I was so fucked I didn't even know I was tripping, it took until after it wore off for me to realize what had even happened