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>sign up on dating site
>so far 20 women turned me down
>must be due to x, but not due to 'me'
>suddenly receive message from girl I didn't send anything to
>holy shit fuck yeah
>open her profile
>one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen online
>realize she thinks she has a chance with me

Holy shit. I'm hideous. I'm literally hideous.

I'm on her level.... Oh god.

When did you realize you were literally shit-tier, anons?
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>>36143046
>>realize she thinks she has a chance with me

Well? Does she?
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>>36143046
theres only one answer OP, post pic and let us rate

or at least post pics of said ugly girl
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>>36143046

Never, and never will.
I'm never going to bother with online dating and dating in general after the realisation that bitches have more negatives than they do positives.
Only thing women have to offer is sex.

Just give up on women for your own sake.

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What is the looks minimum to get a skinny girl to reply online?
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0/10. They'll reply asking if you're wearing a mask or if God hit randomized on your character creation screen
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>>36143045
I would say make $75k a year
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>>36143203

I make 240K. It's not working.

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>IM TIRED OF YOU SON, PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES FAGGOT, WE WILL SEE SOME HOOKERS FOR YOU, VIRGIN SCUM
what do you do
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>>36142843
I kiss him in the mouth and fondle his dick
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>>36142843
This will never happen, because my parents are catholic.
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>>36142843
shoot myself originally

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>like, woah bruh, anyone can become /fit/, its nothing to with genetics its just calories in, calories out, its thermodynamic-

Explain this then. This fucker drink 8 cans of beer a day, says he eats a lot while he does and yet he's thin. If you're basing your arguments on physics, the exception disproves the rule. How come physics don't seem to apply to this man? Hm? He consumes far more calories than he expends and yet he's skinnier than most people who cut.

Because of his GENETIC MATABOLISM. I'm chubby and I don't even drink, let alone consume 2000 calories/day. "Calories in calories out" is pseudo-science, fat people are fat because of genetics so you shouldn't shame them. Of course this exactly the kind of stupidity and anti-intellectualism those meat head Chads at /fit. would use to justify their buyllying.
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voracious intestinal flora is the true determinator of all
find a skinny eatfag and you have found a rainforest bowels
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>>36142883

Is there anyway to infect yourself?
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dude probably draws 100000 lolis a day, that shit burns calories

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>tfw 5'7
>tfw 24
>tfw when i was younger parents always said "dont worry about it you'll grow"

I didn't ask for this.
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>>36142789
You are me. Unironically me, but I'm a year older.
Fucking midget parents. Why do midgets think that they would procreate?
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>5'4"
>ugly as fuck
>no job
>lift tho
>"women only care about personality"
>tfw no personality either
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>>36142869
>>36142874
It's painful when women always boast about how they won't take you if you're not above 6'0. It really is, they'll even take goblin fuckos as long as they're 6'2.

It's such fucking bullshit man. They're allowed to have preferences all they want but the moment you object their double standards, they pull the

>you're short shut up child you have no opinion

I just wanna clock these bitches in the fucking mouth.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12712181

Where did it all go wrong, robots? I'm guessing from the beginning...

Product of a single mother here.
- No father figure
- No idea how to actually act around women (just treat them liek a princess ;) lul)
- Half the $
- no motivation or drive
-generally hate / don't trust women

Is there anybody who is worse off who was raised differently?
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>>36142756
Whoever made that picture realizes that's Beyonce and she isn't a single mother, right?
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>>36142756
yep and rest assured I'm the guy who would fuck your mom but not spend any energy on you, you're not my bastard so fuck off.
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>parents divorced around 10
>mom remarks how I'll be good because they were together until I was 7
>apparently that makes everything OK?
>no
>older brother had job and was on 2nd go by now
>me: neet kissless virgin
We look about the same so it's not like I'm ugly. I wasn't given the same equipment he was though.

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What does /r9k/ think about Charles Whitman "Texas Tower Sniper"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXAqY7Kr7l8
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>>36142625
r9k isn't one person

asdfad
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>>36142670
I am asking for their collective opinion on this individual (Charles Whitman) and his actions.
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>>36142670
>he hasnt joined the robot singularity yet
cya kid

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What is art?

Do you think art has to be intentionally created by an artist? Can a functional object be art? Can a smell be "art"? Can a feeling or an experience be art?
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>>36142546
>What is art?
$9.25 an hour at starbucks for 35 hours a week after graduation
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>Do you think art has to be intentionally created by an artist?
yes. if it's an accident it loses it's artistic properties.
Can a functional object be art?
It depends. i haven't seen much art that is also a functional object. if it's unique, and still has a message or is thought provoking, then sure, why not?
Can a smell be "art"?
I don't really think so. it can be a creative scent, but it doesn't really bring anything to the table.
Can a feeling or an experience be art?
If it is represented then yes. if it's just some memory then no, even if it's significant to you.
This is just my 2 cents though, art is extremely subjective, so if you feel all of the above is art, then it technically is. art is in the eye of the beholder.
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art is decided after the fact by critics, who are the real artists after all
intent is irrelevant - it's impossible to determine anyway

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Hey faggots guess who's back and living Life more than ever?
You 'mirin brah?
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Literally who

Original 474ujrhd
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>>36142528
who this homo?
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>>36142542
>>36142577
Y'all somme newfags

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>tfw so lazy I'm legitimately thinking of committing suicide so I don't have to do anything

Everything in life just seems so hard and I can't take it. I can't be bothered going to college learning some subject that I hate, I can't be bothered to look for jobs and then sell myself at the interview without spilling my spaghetti, l can't be bothered trying to impress any girl I meet to become my gf, i can't be bothered finding hobbies, friends, buying a house, having a family, learning to drive and buying a car and all the effort that goes into life

I just can't be fucked with it all so I feel like suicide is the only way out. Why was I even born? Fuck
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That's exactly how I feel. I don't even have the motivation to play video games anymore
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Start lifting. The extra testosterone will give you a drive like a real man is supposed to have.
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>>36142608
exercise is a retarded meme going about this place

go to /fit/ with this shit, exercise helps kinda but no one who's suicidal is gonna be helped by going to a gym unless there's some intravenous ketamine there

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Anybody know who Is creator of that game? I want to play.

BTW.: The rules Are: sorry for bad translate my Russia isn't great..

1 On the arm blade cut f57 (blue whale, 4: 20)

2 Wake up at 4:20 and watch scary video

3 Cut lengthwise veins of the arm (not deep) only three cuts

4 Draw a whale on a piece of paper

5 If you're ready to become a whale you write "yes" kn the blade leg, if not, do with their hands whatever you want (doing a lot of cuts and so on)

6 In code

7 scratched f40

8 Write in the status #I'm a Whale

9 Should overcome your fear

10 Get up at 4:20 and go to the roof

11 It is necessary to scratch out a whale on the hand (or make a drawing on the hand)

11 The whole day watching scary video

12 Listen to music that they send to you

13 Cut the lip

14 Poke the needle arm

15 Make yourself hurt

16 Go to the roof of the largest and stand on the edge

17 Going to the bridge

18 Climb on the crane

19 Check to trust

20 It is necessary to talk on Skype with a whale

21 Sit down on the roof of the feet

22 Again, the job with the code

23 Again, the job with the code

24 Secret Mission

25 meet with whale

26 You say the date of death, and you must accept

26 4:20 go to the rails

27 Do not talk with anyone

28 Give an oath that you're a whale

29 From 30-49 you every day you wake up at 4:20, watch videos, listen to music, and every day doing one cut on her hand, talking to a whale.

30 We jump (hangs up, jump out of the window, you go under a train, negativeside tablets)
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Come on down to >>>/x/
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>>36142437
This is fucking retarded, why are Russian kids such idiots

>>36142486
What the fuck is there to even talk about??
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what in the fuck are you actually talking about

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Who here has a learning disability? Mentally disabled? Aspergers? ADHD? Let's have a thread about that

>Have ADHD

>Do terribly in university despite my will to learn because of a lack of drive

>Profs think I'm lazy

>Sometimes lie to my friends to make myself seem less pathetic

>Fail to keep promises that I have made to others

>Try to be kind and polite but always end up saying the wrong thing at the wrong time

>Inability to get things done due to both distractibility and high energy

>Have been conned despite knowing what I was getting into; overestimated my ability to work around it

>Always lose things 3 seconds after putting them down

>Get yelled at continuously for all of this
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>>36142418

>Have aspergers

Need I say anything else?
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Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Dyspraxia

The last one no one has any clue about, just keep yelling at me for being clumsy or struggling to do new physical tasks.

First two make life a nightmare. Lithium helps with the Bipolar though, although mostly with mania and not depression.

Know some of those feels OP, few people understand and almost no one will make the effort to research about it. I'm assumed to be "blaming on my illness" stuff that legitimately I can't control because even people I'm closest to can't be bothered to go on wikipedia for 2 fucking seconds to read definitions of these things.
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Schizoid Personality Disorder

I feel good alone, I do not need social contact, at least in person, but I do not even have friends on the internet.

Severe losses in sociability due to not interacting socially

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Is the minecraft server anon still here?
Server IP: 162.244.165.121:39547
Btw Comfy(?) minecraft thread i guess
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server seems down op
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This reply only exist for the sole purpose of bumping this post
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>>36143185
welp
Does anyone knows any Comfy servers then

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i don't know why i can't do anything. it's like there's an invisible wall on everything i want to do. i give up before even trying. i want to learn how to draw, but i don't even take the first step. i just sit here looking at my tablet, thinking about how nice it would be if i could just make myself use it.

this goes for everything. i spend most of the day either laying in bed or sitting in the shower. those are comfy places for me. if i get challenged by i want to go run away and sit in the shower. i can't remember the last time i didn't completely waste a day.

give me your heaviest feels right now. i want to know whats going on with you guys.
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i feel obligated to respond to your waifu with some serious feelz tonnage but i haven't the spirit for it

maybe my distressing feel du jour is even 2DbestD can't move me these days
...but maybe that is for the best
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>>36142322
Let me tell you how to not feel like you wasted a day.
Make something
Design something
Put the stuff from your mind on paper
Small things are fine
Clean up or something
Create
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Same here. My worst feels have always been about competence, i never was much of a >tfw no gf guy until i started coming here.

I dont want to live a mediocre existance doing boring mediocre shit and barely wanting to live until i die of old age or disease. I dont want to be another grey blob out of 7+ billion grey blobs. I want to do something exceptional, accomplish some kind of extraordinary feat. The worst feel is knowing that i will never be able to fullfil those dreams

How often do you shave?
Which parts of your body do you shave?
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i havent shaved in 7 years
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everything, weekly
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I need to shave my face about once a month, I just don't grow that much hair.

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