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>>34617527
>>accidentally

No you fat ass

>>34617546
f*ck off n*rmalslime you'll never understand my pain

>>34617527
I haven't binged in almost two weeks, I just starve myself and eat less than 1500 calories a day. Also, start vaping. It'll make you feel satisfied throughout the day, especially after a meal.

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>>34617400
>not having sex with her

Are you a fucking faggot

also get off my board

>>34617400
get her number
organise a date that masquerades as a tutoring session
She's fucking 18 dude she can do what she wants
If you manage to get further just bring her to your place if you have one

holy shit i am freaking out
her boyfriend or w/e, Boyd Holbrook
LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
I REALLY KNOW VERY WELL
oh my god
im o sososososo freaked out
......
i dont know if he knows ubt omg
i was actually thinking about him today
and oh my god
i never found a celeb that looked like him until now
okay this changes everything

the guy i know's sister is extremely gorgeous too

i wonder if boyd has a sister
omgomgdofdfd thanks in disbelief

>>34617389
They're equally as disgusting.

>>34617389

i'd rather be alone and enjoy my own company

>>34617389
Will the 10/10 fuck me too? If so, I'll take her.

It goes without saying that that kid was of course, me.

That kid who exposes his pubes one time and girls liked to feel his dick.

>>34617762
What the hell are you talking about, fuck this originality thing I gotta type more stuff for no reaason

>>34617199
What is this about?
Benzofag or hormonefag?

What kind of questions do psychs ask?

>>34617373
>are you having suicidal thoughts?

>>34617180
Fake your death.

Do it ORIGINALLY of course.

Easy, just get a girl that does heroin, meth or something.

>>34617202
actually good idea desu, i've always been kinda mysterious and did not tell her much about myself because i kinda knew what she's capable of

>>34617259
what

>>34617080
how are u so cool

>>34617080

>Not a friend

So a random female just hugged you?

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>>34617197
Dunno kid, just comes naturally i guess. i just try to bee myself as hard as possible and ensure i look good

>>34617216
Yep

I'm below average so how would I be able to get an average girl?

where are they

neets cant meet other people

>>34617010
this is all I want in life, an avarage gf to cuddle with, who has no weird problems or qualities, just a comepletly normal girl who will be not just my gf, but my best friend as well

>>34617008
This is a bad thing

orgianals

>>34617008
>>34617078
yep, you're now obligated to make small talk while waiting for your order

>>34617008

tfw i had to do my own grocery shopping, i'd have to change supermarket when the cashiers recognised me and tried to make small talk, ended up cycling 2 towns away in the end, i got super fit though, this was a long time ago, now i have all my food delivered and am obese

>>34616995
I like them genuinely.

>>34616995
Because Chad pretends to be one by dressing in grey and popping xanax.

In reality they want Chadboys

>>34617025
>chadboys
Kek'd

>>34616973 I just started on a 25mg dose 3 days ago, so far I still feel basically nothing but I havent slept and only eaten a few meals, should I ask for an upped dose or just a different drug all together?

Disappointment

Forgot where I was for a second

>>34616973
To feel numb as shit

Gaylord and the Fags

>>34616962
the one on the left has a nice ass

>>34616962
>the cracker and his three gingers

looking like a busted old hag already

>>34616967
Just like all other girls in their 20s

>>34616950

Does she do anal scenes?

no. my farts and shits are so stinky that it turns me off.

>>34616929
Yes, everybody likes to smell there own farts it's hardwired into our brains

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>tfw you have a rancid egg fart but it's kinda pleasant smelling

>>34616920
No dragon otherkin gf

>>34616940
that's a vampire silly

>>34616920
can i crawl under the covers and suck on ur dick desu