Adam Ruins /r9k/. Robots BTFO. There is no such thing as an alpha male.
This is a waifu thread
No discussion, not chit chat, no arguments, no elephant talk
My waifu is a little autistic, but otherwise the perfect girl.
When do u plan on leaving /r9k/?
Been too long since the last one.
Post your best shit.
Suppose i'll start off by dumping some shit
cmon lads i know you hate roasties as well
Hey, /r9k/ what's the probability that a 17 year old female in an Eastern European country is a virgin... given that... she's rich...emo.. beautiful... doesn't have a dad and goes clubbing.
Should I just off myself?
Is dating below my age really that big of a deal? Some people act like if you're 19 or 18 and date someone who's 17 or 16, you're some kind criminal or low-key just pedo. But then they introduce the stupid half your age + 7 rule which makes no sense.
>20 y/o college student
>Try to date a 17 year old in high school and get called a creep?
>Date a 26 y/o and it's somehow not as weird?
Wouldn't a percentage system be better. Like be at least 75% of this person's age to date them. (AgeX/100 * AgeY)=75% or <75%
I say this cause I just turned 18 (1999, April) and this girl who was interested in me 15 (2001, September), a 2y and 5m difference. While I start my first year of college she'd be in 11th grade. And by my third year, she'd join me. Since I'm here I'm rather beta so this would be my first GF yet it seems many people in my surroundings (my mom, her dad, a few people I know, some others) are saying i shouldn't reciprocate even though it's clear we're both interested. I'm not even interested sexually, we're honestly great friends and have known each other for about 3 years. I'm being cucked out of my first relationship just cause a few people disagree with us. Should we just do what we want or is there some actual issue here.
Yes I clearly stated how stupid it is. The 75% version works so much better cause in this situation a 40y/o and a 27y/o would be a 67% while we would be at 83% and in late September 88%.
It's pretty weird. Girls aged 17 and 19 both physically look the same. Older guys usually date younger because women start to look old. So it shows that you are not mature enough for a girl your age / can't get a girl your age
Does anyone else pee in the sink so they don't have to go to the bathroom? I've been doing that recently and it feels really good not leaving my room. I'm not quite tall enough, so I have to stand on my toes a little bit if I don't want to touch the counter, but sometimes I just rest my penis and let the pee flow into the sink. Anyone else do this?
Are nordics always attracted to southern europeans and the other way around?
I noticed it at university as well. There are a lot of northern europeans and southern europeans with each other in relationships.
>girl in the pic is 15 years old
>you're apparently a pedophile for liking it
explain this to me robots
14 or 15 is the prime age of a female. Also pedo like pre puberty girls. This girl is able to have kids.
I'll never understand this is frowned upon. I like bitches like this when I was 15? What changes when I "legally" enter adulthood? I still want to fuck them.
>Meet 18 year old on dating site
>We start talking and texting
>Clearly have attraction for each other and sending pics
>She asks if I can cook
>I mention I'm an amatuer cook
>"I need me a man who can cook"
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Seriously fuck women. Why the fuck did I think she would be any different from the other judgmental whores out there?
>be 6'2" and muscular
>female friend has told me I'm around a 7 or 8
>go to the gym 5 times a week
>own a car and my own place
>have a full ride to the second best university in my state
>play the guitar well
>still kissless virgin who's never had a girlfriend or even chance with a girl
Based on r9k's reasoning I'm supposed to be a Chad but I'm the loneliest fucking person I know :(
it's, because you post frogs, dumb frogposter
I was doing chores around the house and I put on the 2 hour Stefan Molyneux video regarding Elliot Rodger's manifesto, which I've always wanted to hear. Close to the end of the video, there was a passage that Elliot wrote, that really stands out to me:
"I had an argument with Soumaya (his mother) while I was visiting father's house. It started when she began to boast that my brother Jazz was recently signed by an agent to act in T.V commercials. I talked about how Jazz was already so socially savvy for his age, and how I've always envied him for it. She told me that he will never have any problems with girls, and will lose his virginity while he's young"
Do people actually do this kind of shit to other people? Why would his own mother insult, belittle and berate him? Why tear him down, instead of bring him up? Maybe because Soumaya despised Elliot for not being her offspring, and sought to tear his self esteem down.
To be honest, Elliot himself was quite attractive for a young male. He looks like a high fashion model, minus the height. He had cheekbones, nice skin, and pretty good facial aesthetics.. He might not have been a typical alpha/hypermasculine male, but he was attractive. Look at James Deen the pornstar, women swoon over him. I'd put him in the same range of attractiveness as Elliot. Not only that, but James Deen and Elliot were both the same height, 5'7... Elliot came from a family with money, had social connections, and was decently intelligent. One of these men fucked multitudes of women and is swooned over by women, while the other was cast out and socially rejected.
I feel bad for Elliot, even if he had a lot of problems. I think there's a reason why he's brought up so often, because he is a symbol and a representation of men's unmet sexual urges.
I'm sorry Elliot, that all of this had to happen to you... I hope you rest in peace.
Elliot wasn't rejected he was just too fucking autistic to understand that you actually have to talk to women to fuck them . He thought that women just walk up to guys they find attractive and offer them sex. He thought every single woman he ever met rejected him while in reality he didn't even try. There's not one example in his manifesto of how he got rejected, just because he simply was never rejected.
I must sacrifice a virgin to appease the devil. So...which one of you is it going to be??
>too many easy sluts on tinder, guys dont want relationships anymore
>i just want a boyfriend but the minute i feel like im getting close to someone, they end up hooking up with someone else and stop talking to me.
are any of you men capable of commitment?
>the female is the sexual selector
>goes for high value male abd doesn't ask for a relationship
>is surprised when high value male goes off to fuck other females
Sow the wind, reap the tempest, roastie
>Look doggy thats your daddy!
>Anon you like the dog i bought you for your birthday?
Now let's fuck and have a baby for the dog to grow up next to until it dies when the kid is 13 and enters the most stressful time of their life with the death of their childhood companion weighing on their mind.