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Asking myself the same question bro.
Same as you, except I have quite a lot of hobbies.
35 year old here.
idk man. Just hoping someone offs me i guess.

>>37862025
Keep on going, just to piss off the normie scum.

I heard that the government will be installing virginity detectors in stores. They'll alert the security if 20yo+ male virgins are in close vicinity of female employees. Make them beep, make them beep like hell!

I think so. Normies act by emotion first. When they see a woman get hit their thoughts are "oh my god I can't even" rather than "actually, considering the mass of both of them..."

>>37862058
And if the guy lets the girl beat him up in fear of being ostracized by the normies if he does otherwise, then the same normies make fun of him for being beaten up by a girl. The true scum of this world.

>>37861997
>judges relationship on how often he gets blown
>same guy acts surprised when relationship doesnt have much love in it
Who would have ever guessed that anon.

>>37862017
>Doesn't even gets blown
>Lectures guy who gets blown
huh

dump her you faggot

Pointless to post in greentext threads since there aren't anymore genuine robots here

This thread is already dead and swept under all the shitposting that would be better off on other boards, which is more than likely where it originated from

>>37861835
I can't stop laughing at this
>ywn be blasted by asian stacy piss

Not bullied, but some of them gave me shit a whole year for telling someone where they were during a game of hide and seek. Nothing to serious.

>>37861795
he was a manlet sperg.

Elliot was 5'9" (short compared to the Chads in Cali) 130lbs (skinny compared to the Chads in Cali) and somewhat wealthy (poor compared to the Chads in Cali).

I could go on, but I think you get the point. Also, sage.

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>>37861808
>>37861841
Good that you pointed those things out, now we can discuss about him too. Altho I guess most of the Elliot-fans are not posting here anymore. They're either having wild summer parties and going to beach, or then chatting at Skype in their little private leakers groups and the fangirl groups (the normies) or then at Discord in their beta upriser groups (the robots). I'm the only one who was left here, being an outcast among the outcasts, not being accepted into any special groups, just like Elliot was and wasn't.

And yeah, he had Asperger's Disorder/High Functioning Autism. He was also relatively short, 5'8 at most, and had a tiny frame, but that does not matter, as he was so uniquely beautiful, as we can see in OP's picture related.

>5 years of wagecucking
>enough to buy land and be self-sufficient
lmao

>implying some of us plan on sticking around for another 5 years

>>37861755
How much would you need then?

>>37861580 I'm known as the quiet and nice guy on the outside but in reality I just hate talking to people. I Literally never speak to someone unless spoken to but i guess noones noticed how autistic I am yet.

>>37861580
yea, i get the same comments.

I think what they really mean is that you don't seek drama. It doesn't mean that you're necessarily chill DURING drama.

For some reason people keep confiding their personal problems with me, even though I just make noncommittal grunts or say things like "that's rough man," in response. I guess I'm seen as the trustworthy, level headed guy, when in reality I'm just really self centered and I don't care about your problems. Please stop talking to me.

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>This truly is justice. Power, intellect, fire and light, all shall return to the gods. This filthy world, sullied by the violence of ningen, shall be reborn as the ideal world for gods, by gods

some people say if you peak at anything your streak is reset, but i think the benefits are mostly kept by not blowing your load. it's best to avoid porn if you are trying to do it though.

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Why Bing Crosby?

>>37861030
Imagine him singing a song about how women shouldn't learn to read and write. Imagine.

>>37860987
be glad you can even get laid

>>37860987
>fucks 9/10 qt
>complains about being ugly
29 khv here, stfu

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Thinking of the trap in pic related. No she doesn't love me.

What? Who the fuck are you talking about?

I don't think she wants to get married, guys. She probably couldn't anyway.

I forgot almost everything, just like I said I would.