>knocks on your door
>"hello femanon, I've got something for you hehe
why don't you just train neck and become a chad?
>mfw grinding will make my height and penis size larger, and my uglieness smaller
Ho boy! If only I had known sooner.
>people on this board always bitching about how they can't find women on dating websites who want to have kids
>mfw can't find women on dating websites who DON'T want to have kids
seriously why do women want to procreate so much? kids are the absolute worst thing that could happen to someone
what do you mean anon? most children are accidental in relationships and tend to ruin most. why do you think so many marriages end in divorce? because some stupid, greasy, annoying fucking kid drove them batshit insane and resulted in the couple taking their anger out on each other. kids are literal hellspawns
So there is this girl i have been talking to on snapchat(her normie friends recommended we start a streak) and we send pics back and forth all day every day and talk a little. Last night she sent me some pics that i found attractive, but i didnt wanna screenshot so i pull out my ipad and take a picture of my phone screen. She didnt reply to my next pic (but it was about the time she goes to bed every night anyways) so i didnt think much of it. But shes not replying today either. How would she know i did that? She cant right..
J-just a coincidence right guys?
>tfw i can't find a dominate bf to pick me up and violate me in a compromising position
How do I meet beautiful queens like her?
if you haven't done mommy sex robot role play with a high IQ Asian QT, why even live?
>try to cure your gay by hitting yourself in the balls whenever you have gay thoughts
>tfw all this did was give you a ball busting fetish
this is now a gay feels thread
>tfw gay and you're only attracted to straight guys
Everyone says to date *this guy*, but that guy is a fairy and wouldn't abuse me enough to be my best friend and lover
>shrink in your room
>mom walks in
>"Oh my anon, look how small you are! I can't say I'm too disappointed - with you never holding down a job, constantly staying in your room and never having a girlfriend. Anyways anon, I came up to tell you that I'm moving in with chad and selling the place... Come to think of it, maybe this is for the best! I'm sorry about this baby, but I can't stand to see you like this & chad would find this too hilarious and probably keep you as a pet in a jar on the bedside table or something if he seen you all small and pathetic like this, and that would be a pretty miserable existence for you! Tell you what anon, if you just stay still for a second I'll fix this - let me just take this slipper off...!"
I want a submissive but loyal girlfriend, but they seem to be rare on the market right now. Would it be a poor decision to invest in a cute sissy trap now until the opportunity arises to get some actual sub pussy?
my friend just disappeared suddenly r9k, i can't even find them on a new account!! Do you think they offed themselves??? There wasn't any signs, friend seemed pretty happy and we got along well. My friend did try to anhero once before. Do you think they will they come back.. any anons have experience, i don't have any of their real life details so i cant contact them
IT'S BEEN A YEAR ANON, DID YOU GET A REPLY?!
It was p. interesting while it was unfolding. I wonder what happened to the guy who sent that e-mail. Did he ever get an answer?
Amerifat going to rapefugeeistan/merkelberg tommorrow do all think it will be easy for me to get laid?
Do any other anons have bow legs?
You are now aware that the color of the head of your dick is the same color of your lips.
And women with thick eyebrows also got thick pubic hair.
>the color of the head of your dick is the same color of your lips
mine are different colours