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>knocks on your door
>you open
>"hello femanon, I've got something for you hehe

wat do
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>>38436310
Hide my face in embarrassment, same as last time.
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>>38436310
"Start scrubbing my bathroom. Let me know when you're done. I'm going back to play Skyrim."
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>>38437784

>Skyrim

why are girls such plebs

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why don't you just train neck and become a chad?
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>>38436291
How?

Irinoal
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>mfw grinding will make my height and penis size larger, and my uglieness smaller
Ho boy! If only I had known sooner.
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>>38436318
1 set of pic related till failure

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>people on this board always bitching about how they can't find women on dating websites who want to have kids
>mfw can't find women on dating websites who DON'T want to have kids
seriously why do women want to procreate so much? kids are the absolute worst thing that could happen to someone
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there's no point in being in a relationship unless you want a family, anything else is just fuckbuddying
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>>38436327
what do you mean anon? most children are accidental in relationships and tend to ruin most. why do you think so many marriages end in divorce? because some stupid, greasy, annoying fucking kid drove them batshit insane and resulted in the couple taking their anger out on each other. kids are literal hellspawns
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>>38436354
that's a very convenient thing for you to believe, isn't it?

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So there is this girl i have been talking to on snapchat(her normie friends recommended we start a streak) and we send pics back and forth all day every day and talk a little. Last night she sent me some pics that i found attractive, but i didnt wanna screenshot so i pull out my ipad and take a picture of my phone screen. She didnt reply to my next pic (but it was about the time she goes to bed every night anyways) so i didnt think much of it. But shes not replying today either. How would she know i did that? She cant right..
J-just a coincidence right guys?
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She could only know if you told someone else otherwise she is just busy or chad came a knocking
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Did u compliment her after she sent pics?
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>>38436249
You shouldve just screenshotted it outright and if she asks why say it's cause you think she looks beautiful in that pic, flirting 101 don't be a sperg

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>tfw i can't find a dominate bf to pick me up and violate me in a compromising position
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>tfw i can't find a dominate Chad bf to pick me up and violate me in a compromising position
FTFY, seeing as you could easly find this 5 minutes after leaving the house, ""Ms fembot"".
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>>38436285
no, all i want is someone to understand me, and be there for me. i guess i am asking too much.
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>>38436338
As someone who can't get any water, you asking for special water even though you're surrounded by it does not inspire pity.

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How do I meet beautiful queens like her?
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>>38436207
>How do I meet beautiful queens like her?

go visit the zoo

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if you haven't done mommy sex robot role play with a high IQ Asian QT, why even live?
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>try to cure your gay by hitting yourself in the balls whenever you have gay thoughts
>tfw all this did was give you a ball busting fetish
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this is now a gay feels thread
>tfw gay and you're only attracted to straight guys
Everyone says to date *this guy*, but that guy is a fairy and wouldn't abuse me enough to be my best friend and lover
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>>38436106
Why don't you just fap to femdom ball busting videos?

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>shrink in your room
>mom walks in
>"Oh my anon, look how small you are! I can't say I'm too disappointed - with you never holding down a job, constantly staying in your room and never having a girlfriend. Anyways anon, I came up to tell you that I'm moving in with chad and selling the place... Come to think of it, maybe this is for the best! I'm sorry about this baby, but I can't stand to see you like this & chad would find this too hilarious and probably keep you as a pet in a jar on the bedside table or something if he seen you all small and pathetic like this, and that would be a pretty miserable existence for you! Tell you what anon, if you just stay still for a second I'll fix this - let me just take this slipper off...!"
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>not getting eaten alive and digested by mommy
plebtaste detected
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I like feet and crush but this is terrible.

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I want a submissive but loyal girlfriend, but they seem to be rare on the market right now. Would it be a poor decision to invest in a cute sissy trap now until the opportunity arises to get some actual sub pussy?
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>>38436050
how delusional are you m8
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>>38436050
Passable traps are probably harder to find imo.

my friend just disappeared suddenly r9k, i can't even find them on a new account!! Do you think they offed themselves??? There wasn't any signs, friend seemed pretty happy and we got along well. My friend did try to anhero once before. Do you think they will they come back.. any anons have experience, i don't have any of their real life details so i cant contact them
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IT'S BEEN A YEAR ANON, DID YOU GET A REPLY?!

https://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/29405674#p29405674
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This seems mildly interesting tebeaych
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>>38436486
It was p. interesting while it was unfolding. I wonder what happened to the guy who sent that e-mail. Did he ever get an answer?

Amerifat going to rapefugeeistan/merkelberg tommorrow do all think it will be easy for me to get laid?
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Do any other anons have bow legs?
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Witness my trip anons bow down :^)
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>>38436000
oh yeah
fucking sucks mang
looks retarded especially cause I'm packing fat
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>>38436000
Yeah not as bad as OP but it's noticeable nobody's ever said anything about it though. My legs look wonky as fuck

You are now aware that the color of the head of your dick is the same color of your lips.

And women with thick eyebrows also got thick pubic hair.

Thank you.
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>>38435985
Proof on the dick thing? Is that true? Evidence?
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>>38435985
>the color of the head of your dick is the same color of your lips
mine are different colours
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>>38436021

>basically asking for dick pics

fag


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