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>>34076872
>dream
>job

this is a contradiction in terms. Why would you dream of having a job? A job is something you only do because you need the money. If you didn't need the money, you wouldn't have one.

wait plz i'm still studying to become a judge it takes time not everyone wants to be a porn photographer

>>34076872
because, as my high school counselor put it, there is no realistic demand in todays job market for a masturbating personal shopper.

Step 1: Locate couch
Step 2: lay belly down on couch
Step 3: pull down pants and underwear
Step 4: place penis in between cushions
Step 5: thrust hips up and down
Repeat step five until ejaculation occurs. You've successfully orgasmed hands free!

>>34076888
I meant hands free as in not touching your penis,hence from your prostate

>>34076888
what a disgusting suggestion
do guys really fuck furniture to get off? wont you hurt your dick?

A couple of days because my mom is visiting this weekend.

If she weren't, at least a week.

Instantaneously
Originally posted comment

Probably about a fortnight.

Well you certainly get your bang for the buck

Who /seltzerwater/ here?

>>34076775
I didn't know other countries imported US liquor. I thought they hated everything we drink and looked at it as swill thats beneath their contempt.

You'll be dead.
It will be immaterial to you if there are a million people at the side of your hole, or none.

>>34076764
Funerals are fucking expensive.
It's obscene how much they'll charge to box and bury you.

Just cremate me.

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>>34076764
You wont have a funeral if no one organizes it senpai

Have you tried asking doskoinpo directly yourself?

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>>34076902
I dont think she speaks english

>>34076738
How to google porn like this?

>unremarkable threads will get a bunch of replies because they come from a "fembot"
>a robro like me asking for help gets 0

you guys are arguably the biggest part of the problem

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>>34077941
I don't have anything to comment, but here is a bump for ya bro.

>>34076723
well I dont work. just hang out and get sadbux.
but my cousin took some programming class at the local community college and now works from home setting up web sites for companies or some shit.
there you go.

>>34076646
Can you post more?
originalio

Very autistic but if it works for you it may not be a bad idea.

It's not a particularly autistic trait to be honest it's moreso just unnecessary. Don't you remember these things about the people anyways? Especially if they matter.

Regardless I wouldn't describe the behavior as healthy, it probably indicates you're objectifying and minimizing people.

Happy reminder that it's not because you aren't happy that you are smart

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>tfw transcended "intelligence" and became happy

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>>34076615
Ernest Hemingway was also a drunk and a cuckold who let a spanish bullfighter fuck his woman

>>34076573
There is absolutely no certainty that it will get better.

Work for it and the likelihood of a better future increases.

>>34076636
What if there is something inherently wrong with me

People can tell there is something off about me as soon as they know me. I can observe normal people and how they behave, but I don't know how to copy the behavior myself.

Who /unloveable/ here

>>34076573
Get help. For me it became much worse even after getting meds. I started staying in my bed all day, staring out of the window when attenting a lecture and I tried cutting. I even stole some assignments out of the box from someone else, copied them and returned them because I can't work properly anymore.

Makes me feel relieved I eventually grew out of my edgy Blood Coldsteel phase.

Transitioning from the good times to the hard.

Problem : the last hard time created strong men and these strong men created another kind of bad time

>>34076470
Nah. Niggers aren't as fucking stupid as they seem. Better'd leave you a single mother, roastie whore.

>>34076470
If she wants to marry me there must be something wrong with her.

>>34076470
Is that an original (male)?

where at anon? and what position?

>>34076407
you've really went and fucked yourself there anon. why

>>34076407
You fucked up bad anon, I was an emotional little cunt in school. Now that I work for a living I think of suicide daily. I literally pray for god to kill me.

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>>34076394
For me it's Chinese cartoons.

I just ate a Big Mac, it was great

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Another shekelcock money grubbing kike thread, trying to incept the idea into your subconscious to eat fucking TRASH.

FUCK OFF.

(MODS) (SAGE) (GAS THE JEWS)

Of course.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!!

>>34076359
Why are you asking here of all places? Ask over there you dingus

>>34076359
What the fuck is "reddit gold". . .

Is it valuable/exchangeable?