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>>35059890
Nah. I don't even pirate software.

FBI thread, come in and tell us what you did!

I think about it from time to time. I think about how I could easily be saving myself a dollar or two here and there by stealing a candy bar or a water bottle.

Never really thought about stealing anything larger, seeing as I work retail and know how annoying it is for everyone when theft occurs.Conversely, it also opened my eyes to how stealing legitimately means fuck all to companies, and most of the time they're legally obligated to not follow you.

>>35059811

How do we get the suicide rate for trannies up to 100%?

>>35059811
that's a nice looking sissy. she needs somebody to punish her for the messy bathroom though

>>35059811
I would def fuck her pussy (boipussy) she needs to have feminine penis locked in a cage

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>>35059799
>we will never get a mercenaries 3

>>35059799
I played it on PS2. Probably would get an honorable mention on my Top ten ps2 games list.

Want to discuss?

I played as the Basketball American. Seemed appropriate because he had the Korean language skills. Being able to take more hits than the other characters was cool too.

>>35059908
I played as the viking guy, the best was the black market and helicopter magnets

>>35059775

Kate looks like a turbowhore

>>35059775

mollie looks like she gives good hugs

>>35059775
Keep at it, i was a khv until 27 then i met a qt on tinder, super liked her she liked me back and weve been on a few dates. Fucked her like 9 times raw already. Took many months of failed convos and swipes before that happened tho

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>>35059773
>tfw that nomie would go out of his way to try and include you in activities
>tfw that nomie would always be patient with your autism
>tfw he continued to do all of this after his mom died of cancer

>>35059831
How is that "pretending"

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>>35059865
it wasn't, I just can't into reading

>>35059691
You're lucky anon, I wish I had your job & knowledge.

>>35059691

Why did you choose that career, anon? Surely you knew the life it would lead to....

I wish I had that job. I can't into programming.

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>>35059686

Girls are ultimately just gross animals like the rest of us.

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if you don't already know this you're a child. come on.

Source please. I've spoken to literally ones of women in my time and I haven't heard the slightest rectal turbulence from any of them.

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>>35059650
yeah man, it's pretty great having this for a backyard

>>35059707
how nice. The view from my window is a brick wall

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>>35059650
I really want to live in an Asian megacity. I feel maximum e m o t i o n s

just looking at pictures of them. But the problem is that I have no money and live on the other side of the world and have no connections whatsoever in Asia ;_;

Just tell her if she ever brings it up again you'll end the relationship.

>>35059640
>supposedly has a big dick
>not even in friend circle

Oh anon...

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>>35059640
>get dragon dildo
>have your gf fuck that
>get sucked off while she rides the dragon
>no human or animal can satisfy
>dump her
>get a new gf
>she'll never feel sexual pleasure from anyone
>her life is ruined
>chuckle at the thought of her misery while cuddling your new gf

In case anyone doesn't believe me, they genuinely sell products for exclusively CLEANING YOUR SHOWER. If you go look for them you will probably find one. I'm not lying.

>what is limescale
>what is soapscum
>what is body hair that builds up over time around the drain

Why are shitskins so disgusting and have so little respect for themselves that they don't even keep their homes clean?

>Nigger
>Student loans
kek

>he's a freetard
>He doesn't actually understand the OS he's running but wants to feel technically superior even though he isnt

>>35059596
>Gahnoo/Lenuks
>Not OpenBSD

pleb

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>tfw too dumb to install linux
>even tried ubuntu too

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>>35059520
great, nobody gives a shit

>inb4 fat jealous roastie xDDD

>>35059520
i used to be a cute skinny girl but they force fed me through a tube to make me chubby

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then i have this oc for you OP, no need to thank me

>>35059484
The shills have ruined this place but for some reason i still cant stop coming here

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>>35059484
oh it's completely masochistic, i'm destroying myself. i've been destroying myself on this board for over a year now.

i have no self esteem and i've destroyed my life.

>>35059484
Videogames stopped being fun so now all I do is passive entertainment.

the targets are just there for porky to keep you under constant stress anon

if sales are down, it's corporate's fault

A L W A Y S

>>35059468
i can't into basic math
i can only do basic addition subtraction and multiplication.
barely even pass HS
who else here /borderlineretard/?

Not everyone is receiving NEETbucks kiddo

>>35059434
Are fatties a real thing or are you guys memeing?

I honestly don't understand how it's impossible to lose weight.

How hard is it to not eat krispy kreme and start eating fruits and vegetables/ low cal meals until you lose weight?

>>35059434
Skellies are weak willed faggots who are not capable of feeding themselves properly. A lot of them give the illusion of eating alot (i.e. they'll eat an entire pizza in one sitting) but what we don't see is that they eat like birds the rest of the time in between these periodic feasts. If they really hunkered down and ate past the point of fullness every day using high calorie foods, they would definitely put on weight. I think that they are too in touch with their hunger/satiety cues; if they learned to ignore them like bored/emotional eaters do, they would gain weight.