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>can't drive
>can't tie shoes
>can't ride bike
>can't use a credit card
>can't talk to strangers on phone
>can't answer the door
>can't tie a tie
>can't tuck in a shirt
>can't sleep with lights off
>can't wash my butt
>can't make food
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Are you paralysed?
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please explain why you need the lights on
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Why not? These are basic.

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Prove to me that it wouldn't be beneficial to kill all non-whites. I'm waiting.
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It wouldn't be beneficial to the white people.

Pretty much every race would benefit in some way or another if another race died out.
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>>35158994
>Pretty much every race would benefit in some way or another if another race died out.
>It wouldn't be beneficial to the white people.
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>>35158952
white people would have to do black people jobs checkmate

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>girl thinks she's worthless and garbage
>she still thinks she's massively above betas and unattractive men and looks down on them

What gives ?
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>girl thinks she's worthless and garbage

She doesn't. It's just that the victim olympics are a thing, and she feels obliged to compete.
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>>35158926
>girl thinks she's worthless and garbage

They don't. They know their worth. It's just something they keep spouting to get attention from betas and Chads.
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because men will give her attention regardless of how she feels about them.

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I know there's a ton of footfags on these boards, but I'm a shoefag. I love women's feet in shoes, but once those shoes are off, I could care less. Anyone else a shoefag?
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I thought shoefagging was universal to almost all men? Why else would high heels be so popular?
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>>35158937
Most men don't give a shit about shoes. Also we don't buy shoes for women (usually), they buy their own shoes.
Women are the true shoefags.
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Men usually like heels because it makes the woman's ass look better. I'm talking about more than just heels.

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I can hear them
Speaking in the next room
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>>35158838
man i love rick and morty but how could anyone make himself a tatto of a fucking cartoon.
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>>35158838
>those harry arms

Nice trap
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>>35159072
It's actually so retarded.
Look at this COUPLE tattoo from a cartoon. I'm sure you won't regret this when you break up or when rick and morty goes off the air.

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I know im a normie and for some of you maybe even a chad, but let me explain myself before re'ing me out of the room

So, i'm sharing a small place with a guy for uni and i met him two days ago as i moved in.

I'm pretty sure he's one of you. Extremely shy, grabbing his arm and looking down as he talks, can hear anime playing at a low sound from his room, and i think he waits for me to leave the house to go and make himself some food.

Nonetheless, i think he is an actually nice guy and want him to have a good time (I mean so he doesn't need to tip toe around the house) the time we both have to be here.

How do I go about making he feel more at home in here? It's really easy to give good vibes to someone who gives them back, but he is really shy and awkward, even though i see friendliness in him.

Or is it better if i just leave him be? Maybe i'm just annoying him. Can any of you relate from his side? Pic not related.
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>>35158785
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE k;ljgefkesl;jtfkasergvrsdgdrgh
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>>35158950
Oh well. I was muted for 2 seconds.
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leave him alone unless you wanna start a convo with him about shit he cares about

What drug should I take before a job interview to be a fucking pilot?
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>>35158780
Take 300 ug of acid, it's a super drug that will have you answering all those interview questions like a damn champ.
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>>35158806
Fuck off, man
Psychedelics won't help here
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>>35158780
Heroine, trust me you can't go wrong

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Why is 'trolling' so fun? What is so amusing about going out of your way to make people mad online?
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I post dumb bait threads sometimes. I'm not really into getting people mad. I enjoy seeing other people argue with each other over obvious bait.
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>>35158770
It's the only way I get human interaction
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I only troll the people who are asking for it.

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I hate my life. I am super depressed but do not have the courage to off myself. I hate myself so much. I don't really have anyone to talk to about this so I figured I would vent here.

Venting thread, I guess.
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go get laid loser.
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>>35158723

You can't just choose to be attractive.
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>>35158699
Talk to adv
Why you sad, sempai?

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Do you autists even know what this shoe is?
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Thankfully, no.
oriririri
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>>35158641
take your fucking yeezys over to /fa/ cunt
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Overpriced, artificially scarce cheap chink shoes that idiots buy secondhand for inflated prices.

*tips fedora*

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I'll start.

On the first day, I would just go out chatting up stacies and going on instant dates. If possible, I will try my best, although it might not be all that hard, to kiss them.

The following days I will find a hot, not qt, girl to be my gf. I will date her for the rest of the week, maybe fuck her, and after my beauty has gone I will leave, delete her on my phone block her and never talk to her again but rather ponder the times we had with each other and how much fun it was for me.
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>>35158606
You're such a pathetic little faggot no one cares that you're high stop making threads and posts like this. It's beyond sad.
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>>35158590
I'd just sit around doing normal shit. I do this stuff by myself because I enjoy it, not because I'm obliged to because of my repulsive demeanor.
C'mon senpai.
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>>35158617
Nahh man, I'm good. Rasta maaan

>be 23 years old
>Haven't have any friends in 5 years
>Haven't gone outside in 2 years
>starting a community college full of retards at age TWENTY FUCKING THREE MOST PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS OF STUDYING AND 3 YEARS
>never had a job
>never had a gf
>don't have any money
>don't have a license
>only normies exist in my country
>will only be able to fuck girls past their prime because or i'll be "weird"
>3-5 years of dating I'll never experience
>3-5 years of fucking I'll never experience
>3-5 years of finding myself, bonding with friends, going to parties,festivals I'll never experience
>3-5 YEARS OF Travelling I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE

ALL I'VE FUCKING DONE IS STARE AT A FUCKING COMPUTING SCREEN FOR ALL THESE FUCKING YEARS, I TORTURED MYSELF FOR SO MANY YEARS FOR FUCKING NOTHING NOTHING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


wouldn't it be better to just kill myself and start as a fresh spawn
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>>35158479
I think you are imagining that typical normie life is more interesting than it really is. All most of them do is wagecuck, watch netflix, and slowly get fat.

You did not miss out on anything, get that out of your head. You just need to set some goals and go out and make them happen. Yes you'll be forced to grow out of your comfort zone, learn new things, and face all your demons/trauma/karma, but don't give up. That is what you're here for.

Print this out and keep it with you and look back on it years from now.
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my dream is too find a qt neet on my level a few years younger than me, we self improve together, live happily Ever after senpai

what will actually happen
>graduate
>fuck like two girls, waste 3 years dating various cunts
>be too old, settle for some hag with a double digit iq have a bunch of retard kids, get divorced and move into a cuck shed
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I dunno man, I'm trying to embrace the insanity. You might come up with some interesting thoughts and ideas with time.
You're just 23. Imagine being like, 35, and a huge fucking loser. If you keep on this path of isolation you could become a writer or something and come up with pretty original stuff.
Even if it's shit no one else will ever see. The thought of going completely insane is appealing to me.

Would you wear a giant clock around in public for a week if you were paid 5,000 dollars to do so?
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>>35158434
Yes. Why would you not?
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Yeah, easy money.

>"Why are you wearing that clock Anon?"
>"Some guy is giving me $5,000 to do it. It'll come off next Sunday"

Also I get to make fun of Flava Flav all week.
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>>35158434
Yes, why the fuck not?
It would be like wearing a big badass watch around my neck.
It would be useful, and... unique, I guess.

Seriously, I don't see the problem. A few people could laugh at it, but there's nothing really shameful about wearing a clock...
Besides, you're going to get 5000 dollars after a week of wearing it, so why not?

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>get banned from /int/
>see what it's like here
>pathetic garbage
HAHAHAHA you're all so fucking pathetic. It's disgusting really. How have you not all killed yourselves yet? Just browsing here makes me want to, you fucking week bastards.
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>>35158351
I can see why you were banned.

origig
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>>35158351
nice bait, friend
here's your (you)
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>>35158351

honestly this board is probably one of the worst on this site at this point, literally half (or more) of the threads on the catalog at any given time are cuckshit, trap faggot shit, or various other strains of cancer.

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Post your oneitis and rate other anons' oneitis

Pic related is mine. Elegant, educated, beautiful, and pure
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>>35158333

I bet you thought this would be really funny or something when you made this thread.

You were wrong, by the way.
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>>35158333
Is that the amelia wang porno?
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>>35158333
Is she that girl who was in facial abuse and gets posted a lot?

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