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balIs
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that looks hot
10/10 would love to pull myself
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hi where is the steven
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>>37749150
>BAD SHOW

igornialnoa

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>last week
>20 situps
>sore for 3 or 4 days
>yesterday
>25 situps
>barely sore
Am I getting better? What is this sorcery?
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You're getting stronger. When I started working out I couldn't do a single sit up, now I can basically do infinite if I want to. Good job, Anon.
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>>37749013
soon op you'll be strong enough for:
100 push-ups
100 sit-ups
and walking like whatever the fuck idk what the gooks use for measurements.
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>tfw literally can't perform a situp because my back is too deformed

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Is that social skills anon that was helping me yesterday still here?
I went to bed last night, now I need to know what to say
Im the grey shes he yellow
inb4 >normies!!, im literally having a panic attack trying to keep this conversation going
Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_DMGZ-JrY
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>>37748995
Maybe ask if she has ever traveled and been somewhere warmer?
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ask her if she's ovulating
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What original website is that?

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God l wish that were me, who else
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i wish i was the one hugging and kissing you
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>>37749757
No, you don't. Don't say that.
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I wish I were many things, but not that

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I am attractive, I am smart, I am white, I am tall, I have a big penis, why did I have to get schizoaffective disorder? And probable aspergers? This is why I am a virgin. Fuck my life. Anyone else fucked in the arse mentally?
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>>37748897
>why did I have to get schizoaffective disorder?
because you do drugs
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>>37748918
I do drugs because I'm a depressed wreck, I would have killed myzelf a long time ago if not for drugs.
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>>37748918
>, I would have killed myzelf a long time ago if not for drugs.
Yeah that's the drugs talking schizo. Quit taking drugs you've already damaged your brain so much. Perhaps learn to enjoy life and the everyday pleasures instead of desensitizing your dopamine receptors for an hour of a high. That's why you're depressed. You cannot even remember a time when you didn't even do drugs.

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Why do people hate those who are better than them?
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>>37748887
>cute but not beautiful
What?
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>>37748901
There is a difference between cute and beautiful. Cute is something you want to protect and nurture, beautiful is a breathtaking grace that leaves you speechless.
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>>37748887
Everyone suffers from jealousy, my dude

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Always thought this was a mecha board. What's the general content here? Can someone make me a pie chart?
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>>37748847
>What's the general content here?
Normalfag shitposting. The board was actually shut down for being too terrible but then brought back because moot didn't want the posters shitting up other boards either.
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>>37748847

this about sums it up id say
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>>37749092
I guess I'm a normie. I do alot of the normie stuff. This site has cool shit like dead bodies and laffs. Make me a pie chart, negroid

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Why do redditors (and a lot of other people online) think that as long as you're a straight white male, it's guaranteed that you will be socially validated? It's amazing people exist who are so retarded they actually think that's true.
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>>37748825
Hard truth here it is true.
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idk do they?
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>>37748825
Because it literally is easier you stupid fucking cumskin.

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What do skellies wear in the summer

>cant wear tshirts because they show off my skeleton arms
>cant wear shorts because they show off my chicken legs

Help a nigga out
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use anything you want OP, if you're still a KHV chances are no matter what you wear nothing is gonna change.
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Same situation...
I just wear long sleeved shirts/button up shirts and the usual jeans.
help?
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>>37748807
Long sleeve shirt, shorts with long socks to hide legs and cool sneakers.

Why do workers that make anything under 150k think they have a good life? You can polish a log of shit, but it's still a log of shit.

I have no idea how anyone could literally work slave labor to make anything less then 150k, at that point what's the point? You're meant to live life, and your sacrificing your life for a few extra bucks.

Lmfao, I really don't get it... Anyone care to explain? It really escapes me, honestly. *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
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>>37748805
>Why do workers that make anything under 150k think they have a good life
If you're single and live alone. That is more than enough to live in luxury. Heck 50k a year is more than enough as well.

Maybe living off of 800 dollars a month with 200 dollars in food stamps makes you unable to relate NEET.
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I don't get it either. Good thing I make 150k.
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>>37748805
>Why do workers that make anything under 150k think they have a good life?

I guess they don't put meaning on objects. That toaster wont make you happy anon.

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Since the last one died here's your new robot music thread

Share music MADE by robots or people you think resonate with the robot sub culture


Let's build a religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_SKN4sWJs
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saw this in the last thread it's pretty comfy desu

https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw
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This always makes me emotional. It played at the end of Warrior (not a great movie) and it made me tear up then. Even though the movie itself wasn't amazing, the themes of brotherhood, family, alcoholism and fatherhood really struck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aND9tamOOq8

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>>37740937
You guys really fucking disappointed me. I saw this last night. Monitored it for a while to make sure it got no replies. Then I went to bed. And now, I wake up to this shit. Really!? It went a whole 45 minutes without getting a reply. Then one of you faggots caved and gave this asshole attention. How could you all not realize the proper thing was to let his thread die with 0 replies? Just think how devastated he would've been to be ignored by robots. Instead some of you fucks gave him the attention, worship, and validation he was seeking. If posted one of the 32 replies in the thread, get the fuck off my board. I'm really fucking disappointed. This better not happen again.
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/pol/ is way more disappointment than any other board. They spent hours last night harassing someone for making a movie with black people in it. Instead of just not seeing the movie.
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>>37748724
Look man, this is about the state of /r9k/ and how you should respond to posters like that. This isn't about how edgy the people on /pol/ are. Stop using the "muh starving children in Africa" argument to belittle the problems we have here. Shit like this on our board needs the attention on how to deal with it, so these fucks stop coming here to gloat about their superior lifestyle.
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>>37748691
Agree so much. The 1 criteria for being a robot is being a virgin. Failed normies and chads need to fuck originally off.
It pisses me off. We have 1 place in this entire world and roasties and normies invade it. It is a fucking plague today. These normies think they are nerds, gamers, conservatives, robots, atheists, etc., but all they have done is ruin everything they co-opted.

If becoming a monk becomes a thing, just wait till everyone call themselves that and broaden the term so much that they ruin it.

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Would you have sex with this or not? Explain your answer.
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yes i would have sex with her (male)
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>>37748640
no
i am asex
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Need a frontal shot

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>green eyed blond father
>blue eye blonde mother
>born with slightly brown eyes and dry black hair
was my dad cucked or it is just bad genetics?
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>>37748510
Get a DNA test.

I hate this life, why do we depend so much in the things we can't control? Why can't I control the fuckibg basics of who I am?
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At least she didn't got BLACKED
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>>37748546
You can, but you're just finding excuses for the lazy shithead that you are

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While you betas are orbiting Eliza, I've got myself Somik Chan to orbit. Such a beautiful woman :3
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>>37748504
>woman

heh, good one desu :^)
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Traps look much better
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>>37748504
Link to her youtube

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