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>>37974251
This one, idk, made me lol

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>>37974272
I used to have the most enormous folder of demotivational posters. I remember torrenting one that was several gigs in size, and flipped through the pictures in class.

That was actually how I found 4chan, lots of mentions of /b/ and how it was filled with scum and vermin and horrible people. Funny to think about in hindsight.

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>>37974314
Boxxy used to be a thing, right. I had actually forgotten.

I think that was about the time I started browsing 4chan. Boxxy was peaking, Advice Dog was morfing into the more general trend of advice animals through courage wolf / insanity wolf / depression dog, and there was this enormously stupid meme I think called "Fsjal". I had a absolutely huge folder of fsjals, some I even made myself. Probably gone by now.

Apathetic tbqh Kanye

apathy faggot

>>37974247
Apathy, always. I can't be bothered, whether with family or friends. I just slouch back in whatever seat my ass is, give one-word answers, and most of the times make sure the faggots talking to me don't understand

God yes let me live my cross dressing fantasy through you. What's your body type?

No, not even women can pull that off. You'll look like a trashy dragqueen.

>>37974245
Do it, if you are cute it is a win, if you dont look cute but look funny its a win

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Is this the hentai thread

>>37974231
Umm no? Never has been. Take that elsewhere please? I don't want it here.

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>>37974278
>Umm no? Never has been. Take that elsewhere please? I don't want it here.
Ohhh I see what you want Connie :)

Just give up now and don't ride on any false hope uni is a meme through and through

>>37974223
Depends on your circumstances

if you're a robot because of shit parents/home growing up, it will do a lot to solve your problems

Try to make friends and get a social group early as possible, once people have formed their cliques within the first month it's hard to break into one

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>>37974187
I'm not going to read all that I already know its wrong I jack off at least 2 times a day a majority of the time going way past 2 like 6 could be a better estimate for average daily faps

You're looking at this in a really strange way.

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>>37974187
>not having already permanently given up ever trying to be with a woman in favor of TV, games, and hobbies
Fucking casuals I swear

>>37974131
Different women react differently. Some have very painful, heavy periods that make them more or less bedridden, and as a result, can turn very short, temperamental, or even lethargic. Some hardly have any symptoms at all. Some become hornier, some lose all libido.

Periods are never pleasant, so yes, it has an impact on women's behaviour the same way having lower back pain has an impact on men's behaviour. Virgins aren't immune.

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by "take advantage".

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>>37974131
It's a minimal change at best, anon.
You're better off sharking drunk women.

>>37974131
>that foot
Women with feet like that are the exact kinds I expect to browse /cgl/

suck it up you white male piece of shit

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>>37974108
Get out of here. Thank you.

>>37974093
You're a lil bitch

m
22
4
3
no
0.5
yes
pants 14, shirt max 2
no
no
no
yes, no
6
no
0.25
paper trash

>1.male/female
female

>2.age
22

>3.how many people do you live with
Just one

>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
7, once a day

>5.do you floss
Almost never

>6.how many times per week do you shower
As many times as I go out, so twice, usually.

>7.do you use deodorant
No

>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
Two during the summer, three during the winter

>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No.

>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
No.

>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
No.

>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
Yes, wiping is good enough.

>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
Never masturbate.

>14.do you have any pets
Nope.

>15.how many times per week do you shave
Every time I shower.

>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
Yes.

>male
>18
>5 (mom, dad, three siblings)
>14
>when I remember, not enough
>4-6
>no, its unhealthy
>pajamas for as long as 3-4 days in a row, clothes I go out with 2 day in a row
>flies get in when I open the front door sometimes, no mice
>no
>no
>I use a bidet then wipe
>I just cum into a tissue and wipe my dick with one. if cum gets on the floor I just wipe it off with anti-septic. so I'd say 7/10
>no pets
>Trim my facial hair whenever I have to go out. I don't shave my pubes or pits.

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>>37974034
yes
it's the comfiest place I can think of

>>37974034
Not if its as depressing as it is in stalker
The roadside picnic rendition sounds great though
Although I would be eternally dissatisfied at never knowing who the aliens were or how they made all of those artifacts
I'd probably end up being one of those scientists instead (assuming I don't fuck up my life like I did this time around)

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>tfw you will never sleep in an abandoned warehouse holding your trusty AK-47 between your legs while mutants and Slavs scream in the distance

Is it because they both have their eyes closed?

>>37973999
The normiest picture in the entire world.
Their "relationship" is going to be extremely boring and abusive.

>>37974106
>is going to be extremely boring and abusive.
but what if it won't be?

>>37973990
what hour in new leaf id your favourite tune?

animal crossing is a jewish trick

>>37974062
I dont specifically have a favorite hour, I really like the night time music. hunting beetles on the island late into the night is comfy desu.

>>37973951
Pupunia Steward wannabe 2.0

>>37974085
agreed, but more of a smchitty voice tbqh

>>37973951
also we all know that OP is the girl in the video, you have like 19 subs (i'm 20 btw)

can't wait to cyber stalk you, you seem to have some sort of mental disease and are about 3/10, so most likely you're pure, only a matter of time before your nudes leak when you get in a relationship with some decent looking anon

season 1 starts now

Lmao
>reptilians and the cube earth

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>>37973946
>a sperglord of 18 years old like me now suddenly has a fucking daughter

you are just plain stupid

>>37973980
k, its your sister then.

>>37973946
Just another day in Europe

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that changes absolutely nothing, anon, and you know that.

>>37973898
broool story co

are you jealous, anon?
would you like to get a log of shit on your face multiple times a week instead of a toilet?