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>>38734678
>Watch SteinsGate
>Fall in love with Ruka
>... But he's a guy

>>38734736

>tfw Ruka actually becomes a girl for a brief moment in time

I know that feel OP, I want a Kurisu too, but they don't exist.

>>38734678
What kinda engineer, anon?

I'll try it
it's hard to find one that is a, feminine enough and b, would fuck a black guy

>>38734646
Hummm I'd fuck that Blaire White trannie even though she had surgery already.
Too bad she's an alright faggot

>>38734646
No, because I am not white

>>38734634
Have you tried /tg/? never been there but form what I've heard they organize in person playsessions for your autistic pen and paper RPGs.

You don't necessarily want to be around those neckbeards, but if you really need to scratch an itch to play its worth a shot

>>38734634
Where do you live? My brother plays D&D with a group of friends, I could tell him to let you join in

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>>38734674
>Have you tried /tg/?
I frequent it. I played once with a real life group from /tg/, it was so bad I made a blog (long since gone) detailing the awfulness.
>>38734712
Bratislava

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If you were even smarter, you wouldn't even participate in such absurd discussions and just share your intelligent opinions and hedge your bets on them being noticed based on merit alone.

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>>38734617
>>Be intelligent online and honest about it
>took an online iq test on a website for moms with autistic sons once

Confirmed for being a fucking retard

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>>38734617
IQ is not a relevant value anymore. There are many, many different types of intelligence and many of them are not IQ related.
I have a friend whom a door is smarter than him but he has an ear for music like no one else and can play a song on his guitar after listening to a song just a few times.

>>38734601
No, I'd have been sent to a labor camp for not being white.

would robots be considered subhumans?

>>38734641
>thinking national Socialism is white supremacy

How much did you pay her

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>>38734493
No that is being an asshole. Both you and the girl are to blame. Besides normie gtfo.

>>38734493
Yes, now you are a sexual monkey that lacks virtue like 99% of the world, congratulations by normalfag friend you are an alpha and can leave this board.

>saying anything at all

>>38734481

confirm that you are butthurt

>>38734574
I'm not really butthurt just more... eh don't really feel like speaking to her anymore

You can take the punishment but they still have to pay for dental implants. Depends on what they say but I'd say in some cases it's worth it.

>>38734475
Maybe but you will end up getting your ass kicked probably and you might go to jail

>>38734475
How's summer?
t. Oreganalo

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shameless autobump

help me out here

Im afraid it probably is a lie friendo. On an unrelated note that picture of a sick kitten is really sad...

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>>38735004
Thought so...

Mebe i should continue to ask her out
Like every two weeks or so or does that sound creepy?

>>38734429
Just buy a hooker man. Save you the embarrassment

>>38734429
If Chad 0.01
Otherwise 0

You can expect to enjoy one if not a couple of the following:

>Called a rapist
>Called a creeper
>Possible thrown to the ground and restrained by some whiteknight
>Throw ina prison cell for the night for rape

I copied and pasted poorly, here is the first paragraph:

>It's my view that every problem has a solution. Anyone who writes off a problem as unsolvable guarantees they will in fact, never be able to find the answer. It's a defense mechanism to preserve the notion in their mind that they aren't a buffoon. If the answer is impossible to find, you are a wise one for not wasting you time looking for it. But there is always an answer.

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>>38734427
>Anyway, lately I've been thinking that there is one "core problem" that from which all other problems in the world stem from.
I'll save you some searching. This is it right here.

>>38734427
>Lately I've been thinking that there is one "core problem" that from which all other problems in the world stem from
There is. It is that people prefer emotions to rationality. Emotions are hard-wired to let you down, they are the tools of evolution. You will never be satisfied, because emotions do not work that way. Emotions will keep you undermining your fellow human beings, keep you in jealous agony and keep you feeling incomplete. All this is easy to figure out, but still the 'intellectuals' of the world won't stop glorifying emotions, making emotional gratification the chief good. The junkie cannot imagine a life without his next fix.

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>>38734420
you have a roof over your head , warm clothes and internet, literally access to all human knowledge, i know it's a stupid argument but perspective is key.

"Just because i have it better than all those poor bastards doesn't make me feel better"

I understand that, what is aching you?

>>38734420
That looks ok to me. Nothing wrong with throwing shit on a plate and eating it.

>>38734582
>I understand that, what is aching you?

My parents divorced recently and then forced me to move in with my grandma (I'm 23). I live in a guest bedroom on a floor mattress, I'm unemployed because nowhere (not even temp agencies) will hire me because I have so many gaps on my resume and I dropped out of community college when I got extremely depressed for a year (not that it's changed). I go to a therapist provided by my grandmas insurance and he thinks I have real autism. Lastly, I'm extremely poor and I have thousands in debt because my parents never gave me money for school.

lel, what was her reaction?

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>>38734398
>her face was dis
>the fucking line instantly heard and all eyes were on me. i fucking left before anyone could do anything about it.

>>38734495
if nobody else heard it probably wouldn't have been to bad you probably could have got her number even if you played it off well

but yeah if others heard high likelihood of a white knight jumping in

And how much would that cost me ?

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>>38734331
Just find two slutty girls and tell them the truth, that you want to take an ironic pic with two girls clawing at you so you can get laid for the first time, and they'll do it for free to help you if they are slutty enough and have a sense of humor.

If I had two qt girls on my arm, then I wouldn't need a tinder profile ya dummy.

No niggers

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>>38734307
or kikes!

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>He still thinks 4chan let alone r9k is not normalfag filled
It'd be more embarrassing if it wasn't safe to assume you're below 20