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anyone on antidepressants?
i just got my zoloft pills but its just negative stuff and how dangerous it is on forums :(
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how are they dangerous link plz
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>>38321314
how do i get antidepressants without going to the doctor or some psicologyst?
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Just be yourself and think happy thoughts, anon. It literally worked for me :)

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I realized recently that I was too much of a push-over. I did everything anyone ever asked of me. I cared waaay too much about pleasing others and avoiding conflict.

About 5 days ago I made a conscious decision to only say what I was actually feeling, rather than saying what I thought others wanted to hear. I started being a bit more self-confident and not mincing words. Not being an asshole, just a normal person who says and does what he wants rather than what everyone else wants.

I pretty much haven't stopped fighting with my girlfriend since I made this change. She says I'm an asshole, I'm disrespecting her, she can't believe I'm treating her so badly, etc. Told me to go fuck myself multiple times.

And these reactions of hers are over mundane everyday shit. Chores, dinner, money, etc. I haven't even started speaking my mind on our relationship -- how she needs to lose weight, how I'm dissatisfied with our sex life, etc. Judging by the way things are going, we'll probably fucking break up before that conversation comes about.

I never thought I'd encounter so much resistance for just being myself and expressing myself truthfully. I don't even think my GF likes who I really am.

Thoughts?
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>>38321299
Sounds like a normie problem. Do the normie thing break up with her and find someone more tolerant of the real u.
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>>38321299
>my girlfriend
What makes you think that you are in ANY WAY similar to us?

You have a woman who can pleasure you in ways that even the best porn can never do to me. In other words, a failed normie.

Literally.
Fuck.
Off.
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>>38321299
fuck off normano

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>finally get a gf
>she wont do anal
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It's not asking too much. And bet Eliza would do anal and enjoy it too.
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>get a gf
>won't let me impregnate her
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Eat her out and tongue her fart box

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Why do people on here think being lazy is something to be proud of? If you're a NEET by choice, you're leeching off other people and basically making other people work for you. I understand that some people have no other choice but to be NEETs because they can't find a job and can't afford to get training or an education. I don't have a problem with those NEETs at all. But I think it's wrong to be a NEET just out of pure laziness.
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>>38321157

Sure, its fair that they chose to put me in this world so I can become a slave right? That's not a problem at all !
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>>38321157
What, you expect people just to be wageslaves so they can have a good conscience? LOL
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explain why I should get a job

I have no chance at a wife or family or happy life, no point in being a cog in the machine and slaving away

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>just had an coffee enema and feel like picrelated
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why not just use water weirdo
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>>38321156
>be me
>don't want to sleep at night
>drink energy drink
>immidiatley fall asleep
looks like coffein does not work for me
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>>38321246
energy drink hasn't much coffein

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>look up porn
>oh this looks nice.
>look at the suggested tabs and open a bunch of new tabs for that porn
>each of the tabs have more suggested videos that make my dick rock hard
>open up 30 tabs of porn
>while I'm searching for more porn to decide what to watch, I accidentally bust a nut
>mfw I didn't get to watch any of the videos and I came to thumbnails

Sigh, does anyone know this feel
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sadly yes

originalizer
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I can't find dick girls on a dick girl board

I just want to have good faps again
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>>38321106
Doesn't happen to me.
I can't get off to niggers fucking white girls in a 500x800 image

I have to look up girls masturbating so i feel like im a part of something

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Is there a MORE immature response?
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>women are cunts
>men stop giving them attention
>WAAAAAAH WAAAAAH WHY ARE YOU SO IMMATURE I NEED A BETA PROVIDER TO TAKE CARE OF MY 6 BLACK CHILDREN FROM TYRONE WAAAH WAAAH
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>>38321107
you don't stop giving them attention though. your ideology literally revolves around roasties. and let's face it already. you're not going your own way, you were sent your own way like the delusional betas you are.
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>>38321077
No. It's just about as mature as being a herbivore.

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>tfw messy eyebrows
Do I really need to pluck my whole fucking face i hate being hairy
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>>38321055
nice looking eyes senpai
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>>38321065
not me, i was too lazy to take a picture desu
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>>38321055
Just get them waxed every 2 or 3 weeks. Costs $12, takes about 5 minutes total.

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>A-anonnnn...? I, uh, had another a-a-accident... C-can you teach me ho-ho-how to go p-p-pee-pee?
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My mom has this convo with me every day
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What is this for? Another thread died for this.
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>>38321046
Who cares it's /r9k/

My piss jug over flowed this morning, got piss on the carpet

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Im so fucking bored. I don't know what to do. I have all the time in the world and i still can't find anything interesting to keep me busy. What do?
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>bored

What is boredom? Just do something.

Clearly you have unlearnt how to occupy yourself since being a child, so try something childish to start.
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>>38321006
nothing comes to my mind
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>>38320940
Think back to the last time you were happy. What were you doing at the time?

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>chad sentenced to death
hahahaah fuck you
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It was because of his robot older brother too. He's the one who brainwashed him, thinking he'll have a shitty life too when his younger brother was getting easy Boston pussy
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>>38320910
>ch*d thinks he can challenge a chechen
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>>38320910
I remember when the bombings happened and everyone on /pol/ and /hm/ wanted to fuck his ass

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>friend tells me theres a girl he knows who likes me
>feelsgood.jpg
>sends me a pic of her
>pic related
>can't tell if she's a fucking guy or just really ugly
>friend says "she" wants to hang out tomorrow
>haven't texted em back yet
what the fuck do i do senpai?
i just thought i'd consult professionals on these sorts of matters before making a move
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>>38320860
Give her the shocker
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Lol you people are going to fucking die alone and i'm happy.
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>>38320860
She's a below average girl. Just go out with her tomorrow. She might look a but better in person. If you don't like her, tell her you are only into 2d traps that your friends post on a Chinese weaving forum.

>looking for a job
>went to MONSTER.COM
>And I found a job
>I'm Miserable now
>I BECAME a monster
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>>38320831
if u go to monster.com you ARE a monster
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This is powerfuI stuff
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>>38320831
Welcome to the wagecuck life.

Start drinking.

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How much agency do any of us have over our own lives?
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none.

Now if you'll excuse me the rest of this post is simply filler to get around the robot.
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>>38320820
You can stop being a robot by turning off your computer.
You know that right?
Drop it or at least cut time spent on it.
Use that cut time to find other activities to do.
Take a walk outside, meet old relatives, swim or workout.

Do this for say 2-3 months and you'll become more fit.
Eat healthy + Workout = gf
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>>38320932
and if a robot has experienced a series of events that made spending time on the computer a larger desire than the thoughts of improving his life he won't ever do this if we have no agency over our own life.

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>find out someone has slept with a black person
>get upset
How the fuck do I stop being racist? I genuinely want to change but I keep getting racist thoughts.
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Why so racist baby dick
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>>38320830
I DONT FUCKING KNOW DUDE THATS WHY I MADE THIS POST I DONT WANT TO BE RACIST YOU STUPPID FUCKING ASSHOLE
also my dick is 6.5 inches so it's not a baby dick
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>>38320830
> 6.5 inches
What are you, 12? That's way below averages

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