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Have any of you heavy drinkers had hallucinations from alcohol before? I've heard that it's possible and want to hear your stories.
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Not full blown delirium tremens, which are what I think is what you are mainly interested in. That typically only happens when a person has been drinking hard liquor for years every day without getting proper nutrition, and not staying hydrated.
However, alcohol withdrawal is pretty common, and with it comes milder hallucinations, and a lot of other very uncomfortable thoughts and sensations.
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>>38561025
I never did. Even my withdrawals weren't too bad. Been sober just over 2 weeks now after a several years long drinking binge every day. I'd drink 30-50 standard drinks a day and never really had any problems except my blood pressure and high heart rate after drinking. And getting fat.
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actually yup, I saw the grim reaper once. told him to fuck off and immediately felt that i should show him respect. next thing i remember was waking up

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I'm drunk and I need sad music to relate too fellow robots help me out
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>>38561022
https://youtu.be/3oJm2S5F-7w

>tfw Misaki will never save you
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This is a dark one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbu4z2kc6s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe6h7_3398E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HItE5vbfn0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzQt06aI0UY

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>Did you have a tough day anon? Come sit on Daddy's lap and let me tell you a bedtime story
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>>38561000
>Spoiler: the story ends with another "ohgod daddy" and an adorable squirming as your little girl (male) feels the heat of daddies cum shooting into him
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>>38561075
I enjoy happy endings
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>>38561139
Everyone does, and you just Know he knows what his doing. Probably fucked enough borderline jailbait boi runaways in the cap of his truck to know exactly how to wring every last drop from you

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A while ago, I met a man I really liked and had a deep connection with. We had a lot in common. He was my physical type and I was his. At first I was madly in love with him, but then I started to nitpick all his flaws and eventually discarded him as a dating option. I made a huge deal out of the amount of money he makes, his lack of a car and a house, and his old age. I criticized him and insulted him daily. Despite all of this, he continued to show interest and went to great lengths to be with me.

Over time, he got fed up with my indecisiveness and faultfinding that he refused to talk to me any longer. I begged and pleaded for him to take me back after weeks of agonizing loneliness, but he rejected me in return.

I regret not dating him when I had the chance; he had everything I wanted in a man and more. I didn't appreciate him enough until I realized how hard it was to find another guy like him. I feel so stupid.

Is there any way I can get him back?
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Kill yourself originoli
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>>38560946
first you have to convince me that this is not bait
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reminder to sage these threads

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Does anyone else really dislike having fixed schedules and times within which you have to get things done? I hate it when someone tells me to do x task in x amount of time, or when they tell me to stop being so messy and unstructured. I like doing things on the spur of the moment and I usually never like to make plans for most things. Anyone else feel the same? I like having spontaneity rather than slaving myself to a fixed task on a fixed timeframe.
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>>38560924
This will trigger the autists on the board.

I hate having a scheduled myself. I've been a NEET for 20 years and I'm currently studying and I dislike having to go to classes etc at a specific time.
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>>38560924
On the contrary, a semblance of direction would do some of the losers on this board some good.
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>>38560973
huh. that's interesting because I'm am aspie myself. I guess autismos and aspies dislike different things

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>play with butt
>feels uncomfortable and pointless

Is anal a meme fetish for masochist?
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Not for me kek
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>>38560816
you are playing with your butt wrong
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>>38560816
It's a meme fetish for fag boys who want to pretend their penis doesn't exist.
Anal for women is even more pointless since they don't even have a prostate to stimulate.

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What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in front of other people?
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My best friend bought me a cake for my birthday and I cried because I was so touched.
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Had sex I'd have to say.
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Making the mistake of being myself.

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>Not bait
Party full of normies next door, what do?
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Stay inside your room and continue shitposting
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Go to sleep and hope they're gone when you wake up
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Post people's contact info and we'll Personal Army them

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My fucking dumb ass dad and older brother are drunk out of their minds right now because my brother is leaving for the army in a couple of days, i can hear my dad screaming something in russian over and over and my brother keeps screaming about something, it legitimately sounds like they're losing there minds right now. As I'm typing i can hear my brother saying a bunch of shit like "human command not recognised" and my dad is saying a bunch of numbers. I really need help i don't want to leave my room I think one of them is gonna hurt me. Should I call the cops?
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Dw just hide under your bed and build some battlements out of pillows
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What is "human command" not recognized in Russian? Why is your dad simply shouting numbers?
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>>38560689
I have no idea, we aren't even russian I don't know how my dad knows it

>men shittalk black women all the time
>"your noses are too wide/flat/big", "your facial structure is like a monkey", "your skin is ugly and ashy"
>meanwhile these same guys asskiss Asian women and act like they're beautiful, despite them having wide flat noses like black women, apeish facial structure with a receding chin and completely flat brow ridge, no ass, no tits, hairy cunts, weird bowlegs, long torsos(which means they have bigger looser pussies than black women), and weird ass bulging eyes(thanks in part to the flat brow ridge)

But let me guess, these faggots will sit here and claim the two generic ass jap bitches in this photo look better than Naomi Campbell.
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>>38560574
THOSE FUCKING NIGGER LIPS
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>>38560574
Its hard to compare the two because the jap bitches have makeup on.

Anyway, I'd rather bang a Jap 8/10 than a Black 10/10
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There are ugly and beautiful members of every race, go outside sometimes.

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Russia thread?
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>>38560521
here you go bud origninal comment 3478942078
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jizzajap
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vwq

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>Stacy roommate got cheated on by her Chad boyfriend and is now crying on the couch
Her suffering turns me on.
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>>38560493
Are you female or male OP?
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>>38560971
Fuck off faggot.

>>38560493
You should go tell her that her crying is disturbing you and is inconsiderate and ask her to cry more quietly or go cry in her room.
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>>38560493
>not comforting her
>not helping her to mend her relationship with Chad
>not supporting her emotionally as they start dating again

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Did OJ Simpson do anything wrong? I don't think so. He killed a jew and his whore of a wife. He tried to distince himself from the black community. When you think about it he was the original Eliot Roger.
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>>38560456
He killed two people that didn't do anything to deserve being fucking killed.
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OJ was innocent

There be no solid proof
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Its kinda funny because for years weve had this celebrity who very likely killed people just walking around smiling and lying to everyone.

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Have you ever seen someone die before? Like right in front of your eyes unexpectedly?
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>>38560419
Yes, but it wasn't unexpected. I was there when my uncle died.
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>>38560419
Earlier this week.

>driving on the highway and notice there is traffic at a dead stop just ahead so I begin to slow down
>SUV behind me passes me and keeps accelerating
>watch with my own eyes it crashing at full speed into the back of a stopped semi truck
>pass by the wreckage and I can see lots of blood and a couple of mangled bodies
>look at the news the next day
>it was a woman and like 5 or 6 kids in the van, most of whom died
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>>38560419
What happened to this geezer?

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I used to dislike him as much as the next robot, but he's honestly grown on me a great deal. It's quite misunderstood honestly. When did you realize he's one of the good Chads?
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>>38560315
>I used to dislike him as much as the next robot, but he's honestly grown on me a great deal. It's quite misunderstood honestly. When did you realize he's one of the good Chads?
Why is this bait so bad
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>>38560315
You know Elliot could have been just like him. He could have had all that preteen pussy. He could have been a Disney star. But he had too much dignity and realized how cruel fate truly is.
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>>38560315
how many threads are there going to be on this cock

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