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Anyone ever use these? Kinda want to buy a pair but I feel like it may be a waste of money.
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it's a waste of money, they don't help you masturbate at all
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>>34151757
fpbp
If you can use these as intended you don't belong here.
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Whats the difference between suck and blow? How do you play this alone?
>remembering that time my sister caught me sniffing her panties at 3am in the back garden
why do bad memories seem to always find me in the dark
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>>34151674
how'd she catch you?
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>>34151707
She opened her window to smoke a ciggy and there I was
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Why were you in the fucking backyard lol
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Any kiwi robots on?
I swear this country is the most normie in the world.
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>>34151656
Auckland, reporting in.
How's it going?
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>>34151656
CHCH here but in UK atm. How's summer going?
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>>34151656
I'm canadian but I'm a complete kiwiaboo/australiaboo
>tfw you will never have an aussie or kiwi accent
>tfw you will never have a gf with the cutest accent in the entire world
>tfw you are the most inferior nation in the entire anglosphere
CAN'T WAKE UP
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Sing to me please, any robot. It's been a lonely night. Please...
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I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
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SO I CAN SO I CAN
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sooo i can soooo i can,
keep track of vision in my eyeeess
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Tell me why so many people here are right wing. Not even that, a lot of you are facists.
You realize that you'd all be gassed, right? That you'd all be named degenerates and killed, or forced into marriage and reproduction?
>inb4 that's what I want
You know that there would be no genuine love. You'd be forced into labour camps, working all day long for the normies that you despise based on what /pol/ shills so hard for here. Did you know that the fashys that have been shilling here have called you degenerates? You're nothing but usful idiots to them.
Protip: look into liberalism (no, not SJWism, liberalism).
Don't be fooled. Make up your own mind on political issues and don't let trump and pepe memes define your political philosophy.
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Bump
r9k seems to be rather faster than normal.
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>>34151641
>You know that there would be no genuine love.
I could love nearly any girl at this point.
Anyway... many fascists/NatSocs were Robots.
See Goebbels:
"The night is my best friend. It calms the storm in my soul and it lets the guiding stars rise."
"The night folds her trembling hands over a weary world. Out of a pale blue rises the shining moon. My thoughts are flying to the stars like lonely swans."
"O this world is beautiful because of you! To love somebody means that we're closer to God."
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not an edgelord that falls for meme ideologies op.
but I am a conservative who leans libertarian
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GUYS I FOUND THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION
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JUST DON'T THINK, AT ALL! DON'T CARE! NOTHING MATTERS! STOP WORRYING! SUPPRESS YOUR FEELINGS OF SHAME! SET NO EXPECTATIONS FOR YOURSELF!
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>>34151624
>tfw your mind is starting to convince itself none of this is real
Don't like where this is going, senpaitachi.
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>>34151653
STOP THINKING! YOU HAVE TO STOP YOUR MIND FROM CONVINCING YOURSELF OF SUCH THINGS!
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death is the secret to life
find yourself a sade wifey
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>>34151565
She looks like my friend I fell in love with, thinking about that makes me sad.
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nah sade isn't about only looks.
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>>34151682I've never actually heard of Sade before this thread
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im curious, could one make a tinder thing(or whatever dating site kids these day) of a female that would get no responses?
how bad would it have to be?
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>>34151550
It would have to be Shrek's turd kinda bad.
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>>34151550
Not possible anon. Don't know why, but there is always some dude that would bang anything as long as it has a pulse and an axe wound.
Fuck, I'm pretty sure you could just post a picture of a bean bag chair with a wig and flesh light stuffed into it and someone would swipe right.
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As a 2/10 roastie who made a "joke" okCupid when I was an edgy crybaby that just talked about how much I hated myself, and all of my faults- when I was online I got a message an hour.
Things have become apocalyptically fucked.
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why cant i stop self destructing anons
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>>34151505
Because free will is a myth.
No person would willingly choose a bad thing.
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>>34151531
thanks for the input guy
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>>34151505
because self destruction keeps up happiness
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Ballbusting thread: everything people start talking I'm playing bloodborne edition.
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>>34151490
Everytime. Mother fucking typo dammit
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Wooo one boss fight down and this thread didn't archive
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Jolene Jolene. Maybe it's Maybelline Jolene
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>doing nothing productive and not knowing what to do thread
I just want to know if others anons are going through this right now
my situation:
I have very stable but little income. I never do overwork I get home and consume media all day. This has been going on now for about 2 months since I dont have to do distance learning anymore
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being "productive" isn't innately satisfying for a lot of people. The ones it is innately satisfying for can't conceive that there can exist people without this trait.
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If you like using your free time consuming media that why not? Keep doing what you do
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>>34151486
>I have very stable but little income.
Any chance you could tell what you do?
I would like to have a small but stable income.
Also want to do something productive but don't know what to do.
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>Be me
>Go to singles event at a bar
>Seemingly make a connection with someone there
>She's a short (5'0") 6/10 qt
>I'm a 6/10 guy, so same league
>Talk pretty much the whole event
>Get her number
Wow, this feels really good. I didn't think I'd ever be able to get a random girl (in terms of not knowing her before the event) to give me her number in just one night, but it has just happened.
What's the next step, normies? Do I text her or actually call her? What do I say? How long should I wait?
Pic unrelated.
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>>34151416
what the fuck do you think life is an episode of fucking Friends? what use is someones phone number, damn, now you have to make an awkward phone call, she may as well be on jupiter
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>>34151416
>in just one night
How would you contact her for the second night if you don't have her number?
>Do I text her or actually call her?
You could do either, but calling somebody always feels awkward to me.
>What do I say?
That's up to you, you're the one who knows her.
>How long should I wait?
As long as you don't text her immediately afterwards.
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>>34151444
Not everyone is able to bring a girl home to bed right away, Chad.
Back with Facebook and Instagram with you.
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How does /r9k/ defend themselves?
everyday it feels like racial hostility is going up and im still just a twig white boy that can barely even open jars without hurting my hands
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yeah whenever a white person gets beat up, its praised all over social media.
Its a race crime if its the other way around.
Start lifting. Ive been lifting for a year now and I keep a low profile but no one messes with me. Im 6'1 190. Not too big but Im not a stick either.
If someone was ever to touch/disrespect you when you didn't do anything to them then I say yeah speak the fuck up. Tell them to go fuck themselves. Some people are just all talk and no bite. Half the robots here are suicidal. Im suicidal and I aint got shit to lose except this shitty life I live. Fuck it if I go down fighting some nigger who pulls a gun on me.
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>>34151400
damn that was a nice tackle
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>>34151400
stay the fuck home
this isn't rocket surgery
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YO! 4CHAN MUTHAFUCKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!
THIS IS FUCKIN WAR!!!
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>moot
Whom?
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Im going to enjoy putting you baboons in place.Im not going easy on you ethier
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>>34151443
Hello newfriendos
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I really really REALLY love this website and the anons who post here
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Me too. This is the only place where I don't feel like I'm fucking crazy. Everyone in my town are normies and it sucks.
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>>34151507
Same here mane, sorry 4 late post.
I despise normies.
It's impossible to find other anonbots in person tho
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>>34151507
>>34152824
>normies
normals detected