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No, but I do enjoy Yu-Gi-Oh!

Which is more robotic I wonder?

>>36408354
I did for a period of time but it was too expensive and setting aside time to actually go to my local shop was always difficult due to my busy and erratic schedule.

>>36408390
I'd say mtg is more robotic. Most of the people who play it are fat virgins without social skills. Still a great game though.

>>36408345
Well I think I'm pretty great, for one.

>>36408366
>Well I think I'm pretty great, for one.
please be in Brisbane

>>36408366
What do you enjoy doing? How do you percieve your world? What makes you smile?

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what could be a more perfect match for a robot than a girl like this? chads and stacies would be terrified of her even though she's cute and floofy and probably really warm to cuddle with at night.

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Life is hell.
>No spider wife to make a loving brood of hundreds with.

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all girls are monster girls, but these ones are only monsters on the outside.

>>36408242
Btw, she is 9 if anyone is curious about her age.

You better get her off there quick. This is how druggie camwhores come to be

>>36408365
This. You should probably keep an eye on her. Especially if she's getting into tumblr garbage at age 9

If you're European than I'm sorry to hear that, that's pretty fucked up that they would be assholes to someone with such a terrible problem.
Sound is literally the best thing ever in my opinion, I live for music, so I couldn't imagine. If someone I cared about was deaf I would feel horrible for them and never be an asshole to them

Plus, I like movies and shows with subtitles anyways because I cant always understand everything, and like to know every single word that was said
I always watch the walking dead with subtitles or I won't understand their accents sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4

Here's some music you'll enjoy.

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>>36408198
>I'm deaf
lmfao
i dont know what else to say, son. it's pretty fucked up but i find myself lmaoing at your life. i mean you cant even listen to great music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUiffx_qjCk
how the fuck do you live with yourself kek

>>36408192
herbal jew

>>36408192
It gives me psychosis- hallucinations I can't differentiate from reality and extreme paranoia

>>36408192
I live in a state of near-constant denial of myself and my life. When I smoke weed it gives me horribly unpleasant clarity. I just sit there having mini-epiphanies about what a fucking failure I am the entire time. Maybe I should smoke more weed as a wake-up call to change my life, idk. It's a shame because I used to smoke more and otherwise I would enjoy it.

Alcohol is less healthy but it's a much comfier alternative.

>parents in the west mutilate the penises of their children by the million
>person who wants to mutilate their penis willingly as an adult is called mentally ill

really gets the noggin joggin

>>36408201
>>person who wants to mutilate their penis willingly as an adult is called mentally ill
It's been proven that those that do this are mentally ill.

>>36408201
i dont think you understand what 'mutilate' means

>>36408058
>ginger
>biracial
How is that possible?
And if it makes you feel better, I've always wished I was a ginger.

What's your dick size?

lhajhldj

>>36408058
Rare ginger phenotype is cool, anon, even if you're male.

>>36407967

Can you show us your cancer-riddled cornhole? You know, for science.

>>36407967
Mhmm those legs. You're cute. It would be weird for me to say that I want to fuck Cancer but if that's your nickname then so be it.

I'd fuck you.

HOKIGIVOHAMOLUVO ROHAHEKI
HOLULULULULULULULULULULULU

>>36407891
I'm posting this conversation on >>36407891. I'm a duplicitous whore. Don't date me.

>>36407944
Agh shit
Link to the thread
I got dubs so you have to
I promise I'm not a newfag guyz no bully

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>>36407944
HAHAH FUCKING DUBS, CAPPED.
/thread dumb cunt

I was 4 and I got spun really fast on a marry go round and when I got off I was conscious and was able to remember things

>>36407845
>marble pic
mine had this part where the marbles would spin around before they went down a hole. you could have like 10 marbles spinning at once it was crazy

>>36407845
My first memory is also of my third birthday. I had a Thomas the Tank Engine pinata.

>>36407840
I can't see any deformities OP, what do you have?
tfw psoriasis just gets worse and cant stop bleeding/shedding skin

if that's the only bad thing about you then you're gonna be okay OP

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forgot pic and this comment is original I swear

Hey I know her tumblr lol

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>>36407868
pls anon help me out here. all I need are more pics

Jumpsuited Monster Of A Woman

On the Tumblr.

>>36407785
Roastie gtfo

Unlike women, men have varying taste

Saged

Depends on the body

>>36407785
Hi, I'm here on behalf of this board.

It goes like this slim>skinny>athletic>average>chubby>anorexic>fat>obese

>>36407772
3 years to go from bluepilled obese neckbeard with zero self-awareness to normal weight redpilled semi-normie

>>36407772
>you went from being miserable to being aware of how miserable you are

congratulations

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>never transitioned from anything because im not a sheep
My beliefs are my own lmao