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LIFT UP UR SHIRT

Somehow he looks even more like a nu-male

SHOW US YOUR LOOSE SKIN

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I decided to send "her" a message in her own language

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Picture where he/she/it looks more manly

Borderlines are babies in adults bodies and nothing you do will benefir both of yous so wear a condom

my ex was so bad at handjobs that she tore my banjo string.

My dick has never been the same.

>>35194975
Well my ex ruined my life so much that I completely lost any ability to show empathy. I now feel nothing and can't hold on to a relationship anymore. I'm probably destined to be bitter and alone for the rest of my life.

Tfw I'm still a Virgin. Not kissless or handholdless. Just virgin. 8 more years to become a wizard I guess.

>>35194975
I'm incapable of love 2bh

>>35194926
Put the poor thing out of its misery.

>>35194937
What if it's happy to be alive though

What's with the Hitler moustache?

>>35194905
What is 'No', Alex?

I'll take 'Other stupid questions faggots like OP ask' for 400$, please

>>35194905
Not if you voted for Trump

If you like social retards yes

>>35194686
I like watching those 'motorists vs cyclist' videos on youtube, some people are so fucking petty and sad
>"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll leave your property right now."
>'YEAH, FUCK YEAH YOU WILL, AN TURN THAT SHIT OFF, FUCKIN ASSHOLE, GET OUTTA HERE.'
>"Alright, leaving now, have a nice day."
>'FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.'

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DO YOU WANNA GO?

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>>35194871
>>35194686
N-no sir, let me walk in peace please.

where's that anon who modded geralt to look like a complete faggot

>>35194652
geralt looks like an edgy /v/ fgt desu
dont rlly know y ppl love him so much

>>35194900
thi negro srs?

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>>35194548
god is punishing you anon

>>35194600
But I only fap to nonexistent characters so I am not committing adultery in my heart because they don't exist and they're not human

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>>35194548
My rare feel is when I'm relaxing on my bed listening to beautiful orchestral music and I stay still for long enough that I no longer am receiving any input from my body and I feel like I'm a floating head and it's just amazing.

People with no mental problems can have a clear head to focus on their goals and it makes living slightly less expensive

>>35194525
>implying drugs can't help you focus

I have no problems with drugs but all my friends who do it wont shut the fuck up about drugs.

I get it you like drugs lets go a day or two without you bringing them up.

I just wanna squeeze it and slap it and worship it but It will never happen ;_;

you're deprived and too much of a pathetic beta to actually work on the reasons why or even realise them, fuck off

>>35194410
see you want to worship an ass, but women want to worship a big fucking cock and do whatever it's owner tells them, you fucking idiot how do you suppose you'll ever get laid being and doing exactly the opposite of what makes a vagina wet? fucking robots man god damnit

>anon we need to talk, i went into your room while you were gone and rifled through your shit because we've completely lost any aspect of trust for you and I found a sheet of acid

True story of when I was 17 years old

>>35194396
Don't you just /love/ that bullshit reasoning "we violated your privacy because confirmation bias, now you're the bad guy for being upset about it"

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>>35194327
>"anon i threw a load of your old games out"

>>35194217
Good, we have to kill off all the fatties and negros that rely on it.

get on medicaid you cuck

>>35194217
get a job

>your comment was not original

how can i go down if I've always been at rock bottom?

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>>35194184
get a pick and start digging

>>35194184
you must've had some point in your life when you did better?

>>35194040
am ugly, bit of acne scarring etc. nothing horrible bad, but just enough to put me out of the dating pool

>>35194040
i have a big head, i'm not like Megamind but my head isn't normal

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>>35194040
>baby face, looks ridiculous on my 6'3" footballer frame
>can't grow a full beard to hide it
>sound like a 16 year old boy, am now 24
>gyne

at least I lucked out in the cock department.. not that anyone will ever see

Thanks fuck school is over.

>it says "see me after class" on it

What kind of essay? If it's a argumentative essay, then you deserve to be treated like shit.