>whip out phone so i can reply to my own thread twice as fast or screencap that i'm not samefagging
You can use the Inspector to remove (You)s
>>39476507
Or you could just not be a boring faggot
>>39476507
>dumb frogposter is too dumb to use inspect element
What are some common jobs other that programming that can be done from home. I'm just sick of this NEET life but I dont want to go outside to work. Robot life is the true hell.
>other than programming
cuz ive tried that and im just awful
It completely depends on your income requirements. If you're willing to go bottom of the barrel, then you can become a VA.
Or, you can start an online business, but that's not really a job.
You could also do some dicey scammy shit like blog revenue or stuff like that.
>>39476513
>you can become a VA
just like in my hentai
The sexy, chill, stoner, tomboy starter pack.
Really should have added Starbucks.
>>39476398
You forgot dumb. These chicks ate always dumb.
"Like, we're all made out of stars and so we're like all related."
>>39477174
>"Like, we're all made out of stars and so we're like all related."
Hell, I never thought about it until you put it this way, but it's inarguable
>>39476398
Holy shit lmao this is so accurate
Any estonian or baltic robots? How is Estonia? I have recurring thoughts of moving to Eesti so I can leave bad memories behind.
I still love my country and my city, but I cannot simply walk down the street and see a building that makes me remember a bad memory or gives me a flashback.
Also, if not Eesti, are Latvia or Lithuania any better?
none? :(
ori-ori
Bybi ciulpk, mongolas supistas...
We've got enough cypsies
Check sweden out
There's a grill who I like really much and I'm really desperate about possibly loosing her. I like to be with her and want to be his BF but her attitude is weird. It's like sometimes she does things to me that a person who likes you does; however, other times she does things that would make me think she doesn't want anything other than friendship. I really don't want to fall into friendzone. Btw, to awkwardly unsecure to ask her out. What can I do my fellow robots?
Solution:
KYS
>>39476373
Funny thing OP a situation like this just concluded today, the girl knew I was interested in her and still treated me as a friend, yet she wanted us to date today, we did, she ended up kissing me once and cuddling, just an hour ago she told me that it was because she felt bad about me, and that she wanted to try to see if she feels something and she didnt feel anything. Maybe your case is different, but that just happened to me
Two people, no matter how much you would love to believe, are not meant to be together for a life time. I'm not trying to stray you from a temporary relationship, but instead prepare you for a lifetime of disappointment. The end.
heh. let's make this quick shall we?
>>39476342
Come on I'm readt
>>39476549
yes you are reddit
your edgyness does not scare me redditor. If it's fight you want, a fight is what you'll get.
I want Gal Gadot to spit in my mouth every time I'm thirsty.
>>39476258
Damn, Gal looks like THAT?
>>39476258
Do you also want her accumulated slimy mucus to fly in your throat with her spit after she gave all her cawing to unearth the schleim?
>>39476376
Take your tranny elsewhere faggot
>just moved to a new town
>new apartment
>need some groceries so I walk down the street to buy some at trader joes
>white girl paradise but anyway the food looks pretty good so i stock up
>the girl at the register bagging my shit starts a conversation with some meaningless bullshit like "so how's your day been going?"
>completely dumbfounded because I've probably shopped for groceries 50 times and have NEVER had that happen
>have to physically force myself to make small talk with this girl doing her job
>leave hastily
what the fuck? just leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE.
>>39476217
Dumbass narcissist. You're a young man. I assume she was a young woman. People are supposed to connect. If she said something to you she probably didn't find you completely disgusting. Too bad your personality is the way it is
>>39476275
no. she was most likely mandated to do it by mr. goldstein so that she can get her extra $0.05 per hour.
you're seeing false genuineness in an entirely artificial affair.
You think that's bad, just wait until you become a regular customer and you keep seeing the same cashiers over and over.
>>39476275
Cashiers are supposed to interact with customers, it means literally N O T H I N G.
>the guy who plays Nekopara to pretend he has a girl that loves him and skips the sex scenes
>the guy who listens to girl ASMR just to feel like a girl is talking to him and being nice
>the guy who can't even fantasize about girls anymore because it just makes him feel sad
>>39476145
>The guy who has been so broken by his experiences with women and his knowledge of their true nature that he has no romantic feelings and has lost his desire to find love
this is my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCqQj5Vu3CEa54uETiDQbCBIM9aPQqCTy
tfw you will never be a medieval nobleman that protects his town, and in return, your perverse behaviour is disregarded. Public respect, free food... peasants even offer you their little daughters (who has not yet flowered).
>>39476096
peasants never did that, in fact if the nobleman tried to fuck their kids it's very likely his head would hang somewhere after a mass revolt since religion and traditions were pretty strong back then, or just get a casual dagger in the ribs while going home drunk from the local inn in the dark
>>39476096
That girl is cute.
I'd really like to kiss her forehead and hug her.
>tfw will never die from black death
Any of you robots used to be Chads or all-around popular guys?
What was the secret, why did you have such a good outlook on life to actively seek social interaction?
>>39475963
i can't understand how can you go from Chad to fucking loser. looking for advice here is not worth it
>>39475963
ya I was popular and got some girls. The secret is doing what's fun all the time, but people get sick of being overshadowed
>>39475963
I was pretty popular but only because I was a Europoor living in a small US town. Most people were quite friendly to me since they've never been outside the US.
getting drunk by myself who's with me
>>39475955
I thik I got some bottles in my fridge, let's do this!
>>39475955
Should I make a 20 minute trip to the store? I'm already very high. Maybe I'll just sit this one out.
>>39476013
is that you gurk
Instructions are simple. Stop chad from reaching your 10/10 qtpi by
Any
Means
Necessary
spoilers
you can't
>>39475943
Foolproof method
>>39475943
my way
How do you become a good dancer? I feel that if I had good moves girls would care less about my personality
>>39475934
just lol if you still believe that women give a single fuck about personality. face and height are everything and anyone who denies this is coping.
>>39475934
have you tried taking classes?
It's pretty difficult to get the hang of ballroom without an instructor and a partner.
Just dance. While dancing, be confident. The rest will handle itself.
What do you eat, robots?
I live mostly on pic related, plus some carrots greens and beans
Mostly cold ready to eat things from the supermarket. I hate to cook, even microwave meals are too much bother
>>39475798
those things make my poop a weird consistency if I eat more than 4 in one day
>>39475798
Whatever clicks when I look at it when at the supermarket, as long as the total energy of what I'm buying is under 600kcal