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>>37533051
This is funnier than that "I want sex" kid.

>>37533051
man, I can't even imagine having internet access at that age. I stole my uncles porno mags. I would've fucking lost my mind if I had the internet then

>>37533051
>What the hell is going on with kids today?

Jews

>>37532884
I haven't worn shoes in 4 months faggot

I dont though. I have super cheap "junkhider" industrial carpet, but i always track in puncture vine thorns and those are quite unpleasant to step on at 4am.

>>37532884
I've never met a white person that wears shoes in the house

>>37532870
>day of retribution
>single digit killcount

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>>37532870
He just did not want to die inside a sorority house in the middle of blonde bitches. That's all.

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>>37532870
It's the thought that counts. Imagine if he did actually get in the sorority.

>>37532800
Tinder, probably.
Someone I know met some 16 year old guy at a friendly local game store who was into 40k. That 16 year old went to parties, presumably you could go along a similar path and ask to get invited to said parties?

>>37532800
You gotta go back in time to the 70s.

And you gotta be played by Matthew Mcchouney or however you spell his name.

>>37532800
You have to have a car.

My dad works from 9 to 10, It is stressing me out, i know he could work less but i couldn't go to university

>>37532792
Could work as an ultrasound technician
That's a good job.

>Ausfag
>work 46 hours a week as a butcher
>$745 a week

It's fucking terrible but it's this or working three part time jobs and getting less after tax .If I wasn't so autistic and a manlet I'd resort to crime

I have had the sex many times

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Uh, i'm in /r9k/ so 0 of course, shouldn't you be on Facebook, normie?

0

And I don't see that changing anytime soon.

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no mud drops

>>37532616
I got 100% European.

Also Hispanic isn't a race and neither are Latinos. Literally a fucking meme ethnicity.

>>37532655
post proof

original comment that is mine

>>37532565
Keep that shit private af and you're good.

Yes.

According to Kant's categorical imperative, you using underage girls yoga pants clad butt for sexual stimuli would be treated another human being as a means, not an end. Treating another human being in such a fashion is immoral, therefore, you are immoral.

You're not hurting anybody by doing either.

>>37532495
I have a large ass for a guy. I'd rather not go to jail

>>37532519
yea youd probably get punked out. the niggas in the pod love that boypussy

>>37532495
>you're only a true robot if you've been locked up before

So I can only be a robot if I'm stupid as fuck? Also why would you want to be a robot ffs? Are you new?

>using the word "normies" unironically

Only "normies" use that word now. The correct term is "normalfag".

>>37532449
I dunno if it's make-up or lighting but her eyes look creepy.

>>37532449
She's not even pretty. Cmon man, no reason you shouldn't be able to bone her.

>>37532449
Decent rack I guess.

That pig nose kinda ruins it though

ah, reverse stealth shilling. clever boy.

>>37532337
How much money did you win

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>think about investing 20k on btc a few years ago
>never got round to it, wrote date down out of curiosity
>would now have 300k
>sat eth getting shilled
>again didn't get round to it
>would have 27k if i invested 20k a about 3 weeks ago

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https://clyp.it/50qu01b1
Like him or not, if it won the world would be a better place.

Played a little ballad for ya OP http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cqMSuANkV

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>>37532463
https://clyp.it/zhzhlytz
Attacking that fort and starting that civil war wasn't very nice.

Go in there and fuck one of them roughly in the ass

>>37532162
Pics of sister and thot brigade or this never happened.

>>37532162
Just intercept the signal -.-

>>37532106
I'm sure I have plenty, but mercifully I can't recall a single one of them.

>2014
>bored in class.
>In a group, Stacey is there.
>Feeling energetic and enthusiastic
>start mumbling a song I am listening to
>"ca-cash-rule-everythin-round-me-CREAM! Get-da-money....Dolladollabillyall..."
>I glance over and see Stacey staring at me with the most wtf face ever.
>Start blushing in embarrassment and try and explain to her that I was listening to a song and end up making it even more awkward.

>>37532157
Is this a Death Grips song?

>>37532063
Wait until my racist, violent, alcoholic, redneck neighbor notices her and goes to beat the shit out of her and watch

>>37532063
Spray her with the hose.

>>37532063
contact the zoo and tell them one of their chimps is loose