Reminder that even if you somehow manage to get a gf, a Chad like me will come along and she'll dump you for me.
>The first tenet: Mankind is impossibly flawed and can never achieve perfection
>The second tenet: Closeness to perfection, therefore, is the goal of every man to be undertaken in his own way
>The third tenet: Perfection is freedom from self doubt, worry, and loneliness
>The fourth tenet: Loss creates holes in the spirit of a man, therefore it is better to live modestly and within your means, and to dedicate your life to the elimination of displeasure whenever possible without falling prey to overindulgence
>The fifth and final tenet: The life of solitude within ones means is therefore the most spiritually rewarding existence.
join my cult robots
What the hell is going on with kids today?
Why do white people wear their shoes inside the house?
Are you dumb?
BTFO BY A DOOR
He just did not want to die inside a sorority house in the middle of blonde bitches. That's all.
It's the thought that counts. Imagine if he did actually get in the sorority.
how do i become THAT guy who picks up highschool girls?
Someone I know met some 16 year old guy at a friendly local game store who was into 40k. That 16 year old went to parties, presumably you could go along a similar path and ask to get invited to said parties?
>tfw 9 to 5 is considered a long work day
>tfw I work from 6 to 7
I work 13 hours a day in a nightmare kitchen....Just realized my job is the top tier trash.
Where do you wageslaves work? Do you like it? I need some inspiration for where I could work. I'm 19 and I have no education.
>work 46 hours a week as a butcher
>$745 a week
It's fucking terrible but it's this or working three part time jobs and getting less after tax .If I wasn't so autistic and a manlet I'd resort to crime
How many sex partners have you had?
3 so far, all through Tinder
Uh, i'm in /r9k/ so 0 of course, shouldn't you be on Facebook, normie?
what's your ethnicity makeup?
Is it immoral to stare at young underage girl's fat asses when they're wearing super tight yoga pants?
Is it immoral to take pics to masturbate to at home?
According to Kant's categorical imperative, you using underage girls yoga pants clad butt for sexual stimuli would be treated another human being as a means, not an end. Treating another human being in such a fashion is immoral, therefore, you are immoral.
>not being a convicted criminal
>never been to jail or prison
Comical effort, normies. You're only a true robot if you've been locked up before.
>you're only a true robot if you've been locked up before
So I can only be a robot if I'm stupid as fuck? Also why would you want to be a robot ffs? Are you new?
>using the word "normies" unironically
Only "normies" use that word now. The correct term is "normalfag".
This is my oneitis.
Go ahead, say something very nice about her.
To the anon who shilled ethereum a few weeks ago, I'd like to say thank you.
>think about investing 20k on btc a few years ago
>never got round to it, wrote date down out of curiosity
>would now have 300k
>sat eth getting shilled
>again didn't get round to it
>would have 27k if i invested 20k a about 3 weeks ago
What do you sound like r9k?
Like him or not, if it won the world would be a better place.
Attacking that fort and starting that civil war wasn't very nice.
>little sister and her whore friends are blasting their shitty fucking trap music over their fucing bluetooth speaker
>it's 3IN THE FUCKING MORNING
>THEY LAUGH AT ME AND TURN IT UP EVERY dICKING TIME I ASK THEM TO TURN IT THE FUCK DOWN
I AM 5 SECONDS FROM KNOCKING DOWN HER DOOR AND CHOKING EVERY LITTLE THOT IN THERE