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>>37379121
nice
thank you anon

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>>37379121
>MSI (short for Maharishi Sadashiva Isham) from the United States is the one who introduced the teachings of Ascension to the world. MSI was, from an early age, drawn to spirituality. He met his Teacher Maharishi Mahesh Yogi in 1970 and at 20 years old became a TM (Transcendental Meditation) teacher. He remained a TM teacher living in Iowa until 1987 when his life "fell apart". He lost his business and was divorced within a three month period. Disenchanted with the rules surrounding TM and taking his current life situation as a sign to do something different he went on a spiritual quest.

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>tfw life starts out bad and gets worse
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mqBF7dBnEX

Pirating PC video games. You can also use Popcorntime as a free Netflix and stream movies/shows. PC is a godsend for a NEET. Infinite free games, infinite free television and movies.

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I draw you could try that
Pic related
Origicosta

>>37379082
>Play the guitar and sing.
>Read philosophical works (rly makes u think)
>Work out

It's not that interesting but I like it. Also I walk a lot while I listen to discussions I ripped from the youtubes.

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killing people with weak wills slowly, except now it's being encouraged desu
will probably lead to a surge of obesity related deaths 15-20 years from now, would be neat to see the data on it

What am I accepting about fat people? Is is the acceptance that they're living their life the way they want? If so then sure, their body and not mine, but I can still criticize their body if I choose. If I'm supposed to accept that they're healthy, then no, I absolutely will not.

can't accept them in the work place.

they move slowly, can't move as rapidly or for long, utterly lazy and make excuses to do less work all the time, a physical hindrance, can't move passed them because of their size, which you can't afford to waste time if you get a rush.

those aren't debatable either.

>>37379036
6'0 with heels

5'8
After that height, the proportions are off and faces are progressively uglier. Also, if you're a 5'10 man you don't want a girl being taller than you in heels. I'm 6'4 so I might go for a girl who is 5'9 or so, but in my experience 5'2-5'6 is the ideal female height, 5'8 is pushing it.

>>37379036

I don't think theres such a thing as too tall but maybe 7.5+?

>>37379001
You're delusional if you think women actually want a relationship with anyone here, they only want orbiters

Ok op. I will. Fembot here

>>37379001
Would be interested in talking but I already made a pact with a close friend.

>>37378909
Just tell her you're gay and were looking at her outfit. It works for me, but is also true in my case.

>>37378997
>gay men wearing yoga pants
And you wonder why we hate you fags

i've masturbated to that video multiple times

>>37378894
My anxiety is so bad I can't even leave the house
oregano

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Another one:
>very often I like to make my self grilled-cheese sandwiches for breakfast
>I eat them and leave the house in a hurry.
>I pull out the cord by hait and sometimes even forget I have done it.
>sometimes I have to stop halfway to work to check if I did so the house does'nt burn down
>never forgotten to do this and always arrive late to work sweaty and tired.
>if I don't take the time to go back and check I'll be stressed out and jumpy all day until I get home.

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I got more:
>I was severely bullied in school
>always some normie or wannabe Chad throwing sly comments after me.
>didn't have many frieds either so I mostly stuck to myself
>have fantasies where I'm cussing them out or beating them to a bloody pulp.
>other times I have riveting conversation with myself on what is usually political themes
>sometimes I zone out like this in front of people
>they ask me what I'm saying because my mouth has been moving.

fucking embarassing

why do americans seem to think europe is like some kind of hellscape when we're far whiter than the usa

The one who needs a redpill is you, basement-dwelling virgin with imaginary girlfriend.

>>37378893
You're a fucking retard and you're goin to lose your gf anyway.

>>37378883
Well.... I guess I qualify

>tfw apparently attractive
>soundly retarded when it comes to any degree of romantic interactions with girls
>ruin any chances I ever have
>forever doomed to be given chances that i can't capitalize on

It's like being a zoo animal, and watching the zookeeper bring food to other animals. Sometimes he brings it to you, but you can't get it cuz of the glass and then he leaves. Never able to sate yourself.

Impossible. Chad cannot be a virgin. You are no Chad, just a /fit/ sperglord.

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>>37378785
Leave or I REEEEEEEEE you out!

>>37378785
Nice to meet you, I hope you learn to appreciate my country's culture and lifestyle, and that you contribute to the local community.

>cooking pork intensifies

>>37378774

The sheer irony of a tripfag posting this.

daily reminder that if any comment/thread/reply on this board starts with a tripcode, your opinion is automatically discarded by everyone.

Nobody gives a fuck that you're a cunt. It actually makes us care less about you.

>inb4 butthurt virgin

Again, your opinions don't matter. You're either a washed up tripfag looking for attention or a LARPing trannie. GTFO.

I'm a girl but all I want is to be taken seriously in /R9K/ discussions.

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Milk Cat 57

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>>37378713
my longest yeah boy ever to you

>>37378733
Damn that was a risky one. You pulled it off though.

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>>37378555
Kurt Cobain

> original

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>>37378555
Dan The Man
oreglano

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Dick Masterson

>>37378487
>I only go on this board to laugh at you people.
That's the same reason I go on /pol/, watching retarded hypocritical Neo-Nazis get terminally buttflustered over their inability to understand politics are far more entertaining than angry virgins

>>37378487
those boards are /b/ /pol/ /adv/ /soc/ /r9k/ in that order. I won't tell you which boards are the good ones. But really your idea is flaws from the start. EVERY BOARD is a cesspool of losers because no matter what board you are on you are still on 4chan. Now please fuck back off to your containment board.

>3 years
fuck off new fag

What level of acceptability is age 21 at? Asking for a friend

>>37378613
it's pretty bad, but you still have a little bit of time before it becomes a death sentence

>>37378777
24 here, I'd lie about it but no woman will ever want me anyways.