BNP edition
getting a bit tired of posting on /brit/
looks like i'm back with you lads
Check out this medical pepe
the more and more time goes on I think i'm never going to be content with life and will end up going nuclear so I will at least be remembered for a while and it would have probably happened already if firearms were easily obtainable here
ITT: Times you let your dick take over.
>in therapy session
>therapist has to leave the room for a minute
>get on my knees and start sniffing her chair
>smells heavenly
>feel erection wanting to explode out my pants
>start jerking off in her office
>she left her coffee cup on the table
>rub my dick all around it
>left a tiny bit of my precum on the rim
>get ahold of myself and put my dick away
>sit down and wait for her
>she comes back and sits down like normal
>she starts drinking from the cup
>mfw
She has an hidden camera to see how her clients behave when she's not there
>>35912064
how did you feel when she drank out of the cup?
>>35912093
...can psychologists really do that without your consent?
Since everyone on this site is a pathetic piece of shit,you shouldn't be ashamed about what you get off it! Unless you get off to being a submissive bitch ... If thats the case then you are not welcome
This thread will never take off, as most people here are normies who have pretty boring fetishes
>>35912210
R u a normie?
>>35912319
I want to stick my nose under a dog's tail and get a big whiff of their anus.
Does that make me a normie?
>she's not virgin
red colored nails
>>35912033
>septum piercing
>says "fuck boys"
>listens to nigger music
>proclaims loudly that she's a "gamer"
>has a troupe of nerds that orbit her
>wears combat boots
>is Asian-American
>wears a baseball cap
>uses those fucking disgusting dog face filters
>'inter-sectional feminist'
>'big Harry Potter fan' i.e. I haven't read a book since I got out of high school
>likes Zimbabwe Theory
In /recovery/, we discuss the hardship we face as robots and how we can overcome them. Hikikomoris, NEETs and otherwise robots with a recovery oriented mindset and the willpower to change are all welcome.
Welcome back edition.
Post experiences, recovery plans, advice, stories and of course, progress.
Let's introduce ourselves.
>age and location
>neet/hikki?
>what do you want to change?
>anything else you want to add or ask
>>35911994
i dont want to recover from being neet. i just want to live on peacefully until i die. can i still post?
>>35912086
What makes you decide to give up?
>>35912086
Me too OP
Am I excluded
Dear mr. im too good to call or write my fans
>>35911979
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
>>35911979
His name was...it was you
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
How would you rate this man's facial attractiveness from 1-10? Is he ugly, average, handsome or more than handsome?
all people with brown eyes look like literal shit
he's got a pretty solid facial bone structure tho
3/10
>>35912047
Found the blue eyed faggot with a bowl haircut
Femanon here. I can't judge based on my own tastes since I'm not attracted to blacks, but he looks okay if I try to judge objectively.
>flight home gets delayed for 2 hours
>stuck in airport surrounded by normies and loud kids
Pls entertain me so I don't go insane robots
>leaving the house
>using the phrase "normies" about those other than yourself
op get out
>>35911843
>he doesn't carry earbuds on him everywhere he goes
That's where you made your first mistake
Haiku posting dulls
The edge of acceptable.
Rhythm > cowardice
Are you open to the idea of having sex with another boy?
Only if I find the right boy ofc.
holy shit this board is fucking garbage.
>>35911827
no, fuck off to your buttfuck zoo that is /lgbt/ you walking aids case
Help Me! I Am Addicted To Sweaty Smelly NEET Pussy!
>clean up my act and start interacting with people a few years ago
>Get somewhat in shape and am decently attractive
>a couple girls actually are into me
>Still can't find a shy smelly NEET girl.
I don't even care about all these other girls, I just want a shy NEET girl that will let me shove my face into her smelly pussy and sit on my face
>tfw it's always guys posting these
>anzu isnt even a NEET
You're on death row, and you put your order in for your Last Meal. What do you eat?
I'll take rare steak, sweet potato baked and a strawberry lemonade
>>35911806
Kek, how has barneyfag not showed up yet
12 fried shrimp, a bucket of original recipe KFC, french fries, and a pound of strawberries.
>>35911806
I would eat you, roasted rare for posting that picture.
Do you ever look at your baby pictures and think "Man, who would've ever thought that this cute little baby would one day experience an unforgiving living hell". How innocent I was, ignorant to the merciless storm of life that was coming my way. Not a care in the world. I don't know how much more of this emptiness I can take. It's like I'm not even human anymore. My soul is empty puppeteering a dry corpse. If there truly is a God out there, now would be a good time to intervene in my life. Hold me /r9k/...
>>35911734
Youd be surprised how many people feel that way, and youd be surprised how hard it would be to recognise some in a group.
But now that you know that there are others that feel the same, me included, whats the next step?
>>35912025
I don't know Anon, I just don't know. I'm on a train ride who's destination is not known to me. It's a very surreal experience.
>>35912506
the train just keeps on rollin down the rail
Fuck or no fuck?
If her penis is cute, yes.
>>35911679
Fuck without condom until I get tired and sleepy, so I can sleep on her recently impregnated belly.
>>35911679
looks like that ones got a small dick
not worth it
How do you move from a small town to a big city? Its fucking impossible. For a shit city it's like 600 bucks at least for a shit room and a decent city is like 1000
>>35911653
You could stay at a backpacker hotel, they are like 15 dollars a night. or find a place to stay for free on a couch surfing website.
But once you are here, you have to find a good paying job as soon as possible or you will die on the streets. I live in a city apartment myself, I would say 75% what I make goes to rent alone.
>>35911653
Why would you want to live in a big city at all?
That shit is awful for you. It'll make any social or mental problems you have a lot worse
>>35911653
you need to find paying gig asap or its game over. better to start applying for jobs in the city about 1-3 months before moving there. in the meantime you can save up some money for the move.
>getting anxiety just thinking about using this
How fucked am I, can't even directly text to strangers on the internet
>>35911645
Its really fun.
>>35911717
lol what a normie bitch
It's either bots or dudes jacking off, really not worth your time.