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>girl from class begged me to wait with her for her bus
wtf my home is like a 5 minutes walk away bitch get another orbiter
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>>34154392
1. Was it night time?
2. Was she definitely alone, or were there others that were definitely with her?
if you answered yes and then "she was definitely alone" it's most likely she wanted someone trusted to keep guard so that a sexual predator wouldn't get her or something
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>>34154436
the answer to both is no
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>>34154472
that's fucking weird
very very very weird
she might be trying to make you an orbiter
BUT WAIT
how attractive is she?
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>he doesn't live in dubai
not gonna make it
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>arabs
eww no thanks
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Paper city
most of it is empty
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>>34154361
nice shillmr C.A.
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Hello, friends!
This is an email I received from my mother's boyfriend. It refers to his enduring love for me, nascent from my ripe age of 11.
>Be 16 year old me
>arm recently broken from car accident
>feeling weak in my room
>mother's boyfriend comes in
>stands over me
>know he's in love with me
>hate him for how self-conscious and unsafe he makes me feel
"I know you know."
>wtf
"wtf?"
"You're a smart girl, I know you've figured it out."
>Oh shit he knows I know is it raping time?
"...sorry, what?"
>Literally sweating
"About the shaving cream?"
>...
"What?"
"You honestly don't know? I thought you were smarter than that."
>Leaves
This has haunted me for like 6 years what the fuck could he possibly have meant. I checked for cameras and shit cuz the shaving cream is in the shower and I have no idea that the fuck that was about pls help.
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>you didnt find the cummie cream
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Pls more creepy stories about stepdaddy
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>>34154348
wew when did he 'send' this letter?
So, yeah, guys, I've gotten myself a gf. Now what do I answer on occasional "How are you?" and "whatcha doing?" texts?
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I never figured this out either and she dumped me a month later.
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she's beautiful gj Opp
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Reply with masturbating because it's the truth.
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Look, anyone who thinks you gotta make a truck heavier to make it stronger has been working too long without a hard hat. Meet the all-new 2017 Ford Super Duty. They cut weight with a high strength military-grade aluminum alloy body and reinvested a big chunk of it to beef up the high strength steel frame, forging the most capable heavy-duty pickup in America. Time to punch work in the face. This is the next level. This is the Ford Super Duty.
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>>34154209
Eww, a ford.
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>>34154236
Spotted the busrider
Bonus points because he has shit taste
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I prefer the truck that ISIS uses. The Toyota Tacoma. If it can survive the desert, bombings, and caliphate, it can survive my daily commute
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>he can't use chopsticks
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>tfw learnt how to use chopsticks by practicing with my pencils and erasers during school
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I hold all eating utensils like a toddler. Even my ex made a comment on it.
>feels bad
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How do you eat with Korean chopsticks?
They are metal and round. I can eat with wooden chopsticks just fine, but plastic/metal ones are difficult for me. They have no grip.
Would you ever eat a girl's ass?
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>>34154110
yes but after giving her a bath and thoroughly cleaning her down there myself.
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>>34154110
Never again
A mans ass tho...
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>>34154110
No. That is the most degenerate foul shit and I don't know why it's becoming so commonplace.
Animals literally evolved not to do shit like this and here people are doing it for fun.
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>hearing a man describe his "orgasms"
IS THAT ALL YOU FEEL? IS THAT IT? AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE??!
omfg no wonder you guys are so angry all the time, I'd have gone crazy
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>>34154059
Ay....fuck off roastie
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>>34154059
I know this is bait butt men who honestly get jealous/angry over male vs. female orgasms are a unique type of weird and pathetic.
Like what sort of psychological baggage are you carrying?
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>>34154157
r u a roastie?
Anonymous
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Hey I'm the teacher who works with autistic kids from a while ago.
I have another question, why do kids with autism seem to gravitate to certain anime shows?
"Black Butler" "Dragon ball Z" and "Hi Gi Oh" are all very popular among my students.
Any idea why?
(I tried watching them myself and didn't see the appeal)
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*Yu Gi Oh
Auto correct
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(Also I'm not here to make fun of anyone, I genuinely want to know. It helps me work with the students the better I can talk with them about their interests.
Like I can tell them if they finish their math work we can talk about anime, it works)
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No idea, though tbqh I kinda liked Black Butler (the manga, the anime was pretty shit in comparison)
I would assume a lot of autistic kids like Black Butler 'cause the story is easy to understand, yet dark. It's serious, but has comedic themes. The main character of Black Butler (Ciel) is pretty autistic if I remember correctly as well.)
I think most autistic people, including myself, like the idea of a power being doing whatever you want them to.
Or they could just be edge lords 'cause Black Butler's pretty edgy, with all the satanic stuff.
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Hey anon, it's me! What are you up to?
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>>34153983
Hello parka girl that is very clearly a drawing. I'm just getting into bed. How are you?
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Nothing I want to tell you about, fatass.
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>>34154020
Parkas look really nice in my opinion. I'm pretty okay, bored and scribbled her. Are you sleepy, was your day exhausting? What did you do?
>>34154344
Wow anon, that's an amazing edit, I really like it. Gonna save it desu. You are the master of oc. And I'm not fat boyo, maybe you are and don't want to tell me that you ate 5 cheesecakes today.
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>this guys takes this picture of your sister
>leans over to you and says, "I would hit that."
What do?
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damn the guts on this guy
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>>34154026
r9k
>i would hit that too
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>>34153980
Reply "I already am"
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Hi guys, My girlfriend wants to have sex more than me. I didn't think that was possible. Apparently I'm dating a nymphomaniac or something.
She even masturbates more than me.
She moved in with me just over a month ago. We used to try fuck everyday, but sometimes we couldn't because she was still living wit her parents. But since we moved in together we've been fucking like rabbits. Everyday day without exception, sometimes twice a day.
But now she is saying that it isn't enough. She wants more sex.
We fucked three times today. This morning, she was fucking me before I even woke up. I woke up wit her riding me. I have no idea how long she was doing it before it woke me up, but I came as soon as a realized what was happening. We fucked again immediately when I got off of work for over an hour. Every time she came I used my fingers to make a come hither motion on her g-spot so that she would squirt. We just finished fucking again a little over an hour ago, I fell asleep almost immediately after I came.
I just woke up 10 minutes ago because I had to pee and I walked in on her in the bathroom masturbating. I laughed at her and she got mad at me. She said that if I hadn't have passed out on her she wouldn't have to resort to masturbation to find satisfaction. Shit got real, quickly. We had our first fight
I fucked her again and mad certain she came twice and then she fell asleep.
I'm on my PC in the living room, thinking about it. I don't have it any me to fuck 4 times a day. I just don't. Not 7 days a week. That would be 28 hours a week of fucking. That's like a second job. Just thinking about it is exhausting.
What do? Pic unrelated
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>>34153977
Hire a pitch hitter, hell he might even do it for free!
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Thats pasta.
On a related note though if you fuck 3 times a day for a week you will start notice slight fatigue.
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Talk her into getting bred by a proper man or men.
What do you want out of life, /r9k/?
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>>34153931
deathwow so original
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>>34153944
Is there anything you want besides that?
Or is that all?
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>>34153963
A forever faithful, disease-free sissy boyfriend made out of money.
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>he still faps in 2017
God, you're pathetic.
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No shit, dude. Girls don't even look at me.
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>>34153942
You didn't even get dubs to back up your statement.
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My meds from Dr Shekelberg make it feel better I can't help it.
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>tfw only twinks, sissies and traps get you fully aroused anymore
>tfw want a boyfriend more than a girlfriend at this point
>tfw afraid of anyone finding out I'm pretty gay
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Fags are fun
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>>34153923
Stop it you fucking dork. Wither just kill yourself now already or quit this god damn trap nonsense.
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>>34153955
"Dork"? What is this, fucking middle school?
You're not welcome here, Chad.