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>tfw even the qt nerd girls get fucked

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1037384394

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>watch cartoon characters make faces
>try to imitate them with my own face

>go to WWII convention thing with my dad
>buy a moist nugget ammo pouch
>wear it to school everyday

>vacuum is in use
>have to go to another part of the house or use headphones with very loud music

>hot day
>blame and insult the sun

>give every inanimate object a voice and personality of their own
>things live in their world where they are conscious and live independent lives like a poorly thought out animated kids movie

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lol nigga just stop being psychotic b just dont think about it its not real ok? like lol nigga just stop

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Retail feels by medium of greentext

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BBC IS YOUR GOD

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>Be me
>Be about 12
>Be accepted to gifted program at school
>Be living in a house for the first time in my life
>There are kids in the neighborhood to play with
>Being in the gifted program means I get to ride on a full size bus with like 6 other kids on it
>Life is good
>One day be playing with the neighbors outside
>A slightly older black kid, maybe 14, a literally special ed black kid, and 2 younger kids
>They were maybe 8?
>We go into the house of the retarded kid and the 2 younger kids (They lived together)
>Down in the basement or something
>Playing vidya
>The 2 younger kids go into the closet
>I say "what are they doing?"
>Older kid says "They're having sex"
>I didn't believe him so I opened the door
>They were having sex
>They were both boys
>Older kid invites me to try it, says it feelsgoodman
>Seriously consider it
>I'm not a faggot
>He pressures me several more times to try it, but very casually, like someone suggesting you try a new food
>At some point I told one of the younger kids to pee in the butt of the other, for the lols
>He did it
>I leave pretty soon after that
>Don't tell anyone
>Next day at school tell a random kid at school the older kid was gay and fucked men in the ass
>Older kid gets fairly violent
>The kid I told thinks its a joke and doesn't care
>Then I think I just continued life as though it didn't happen
>I remember being scared of telling anybody because I had participated in it a little and I didn't want to get in trouble
>A few years later I told my mom about it
>She got concerned for a while but never did anything about it and promptly forgot about it, never even talked to me about it
>The special ed kid went to the same middle school as I did
>Saw him a few times
>Never did anything

This is a 100% true story that happened not that long ago, a moment of silence for all those kid's anuses

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Go do a jobsite and just do the firm shake.
Its easy peezy for anyone with hand to do.
Just confident be champion.
Thats it and thats all, stood straight up and looking at eyes.

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>tfw still successfulIy repressing your latent bisexuality

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Did r9k miss out on teenage friendship because of mental illness?

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Can we have a BPD girl thread?

This crazy bitch I'm mixed up with actually fucking told me that she'd taken a bunch of sedatives and passed out at home when she disappeared for a day.

What she doesn't know is that I drove by her house at 7 am that morning and her car wasn't there. There is a very, very small chance that she'es telling the truth and somehow she happened to show up at home later and took the pills, but it's a very very small possiblity.

She's definitely seeing someone else. She was before and claimed she stopped. She is willing to make me think she's nearly suicidal in order to attenuate any suspicion she might htink i have.

What the fuck is going through a person's head when they're willing to mess with your sympathies and genuine concern to avoid revealing a lie?

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Yay dudes! I'm starting to become motivated again! to fucking kill myself

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>got kicked out my apartment
>desperately looked for somewhere else to rent
>find an apartment in a run-down block
>hear black people shouting and banging pots inside
>landlord comes and the place is pretty cosy
>take it
>go there today with my stuff
>three qt Korean girls live there
>barely know English but we talk for a while
>I stutter and mumble but hopefully they think it's their own fault for failing to understand
>going back there tomorrow with the rest of my stuff

Holy fuck I feel like I've walked into an anime or something.

What should I know about Korean people to not make them think I'm autistic?

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>trying to compete when this is the average white man

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>tfw losing weight
>tfw dick is now 5 inches instead of 4
I'll make it till 6 inches bros

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If I just lost 65 pounds I really could be a Chad, but right now I'm just a fat Brad. Anybody else know this feel? How can I be consistent in working out, it would take nearly over a year to lose all that weight, how can I possibly stay motivated that long?